Who has a joke to tell? Give 100 points!

Confucius went whoring and met a stone. Stone said: it is predestined friends to meet thousands of miles away, and 200 yuan is not expensive!

Confucius said: Qian Shan always loves thousands of waters. How about fifty dollars?

Shi said to him: If you want to pass Yumen Pass, you have to walk at least 130 Li!

Confucius said: There are plenty of fish in the sea. Can we do it for eighty dollars?

Stone is speechless!

Confucius also said: The world has its own true feelings. Today I only brought 90 yuan!

Shi was furious and roared: I blocked tomorrow with my youth, and losing a hundred is also treacherous!

Confucius said with a smile: Lushui couples also have feelings. Can we lose another ten dollars?

Shi sighed: Why do we meet? You say 90 is 90.