A selection of children's happy hour jokes

1. My son grew up in the city when he was a child. Many animals have only been seen in books and zoos.

When I returned to the countryside at the age of two, I saw a donkey and asked my son, "What is this?"

The son looked at the donkey from the tail to the head, and finally looked at the two big ears of the donkey, and said affirmatively, "Big Rabbit".

2. A gentleman caught a cold and went to the hospital for intravenous drip. The nurse quickly inserted the needle into Mr. Wang's body and hung physiological saline. 1 more hours passed, and the water in the salt bottle was finished. The nurse came over and put a bottle on at once. The gentleman was puzzled and asked the nurse, "Miss, isn't there only one bottle on the prescription list?" The nurse pointed to the empty bottle cap behind the salt water and said, Sir, you are so lucky. This bottle won the lottery-another bottle ~!

3. Let's have some innocent and lovely jokes.

This kind of words, I think only children have, their innocence, cuteness, innocent humor everywhere. After reading it, I think everyone will laugh from the heart ... now we are walking too fast, and our souls can't keep up!

4, 3-year-old cute little nephew, super edible, lunch with green beans.

When I took him to play in the afternoon, he burped for some reason and was about to give him water to drink. Suddenly, he found his mouth moving, as if chewing something, so he teased him and said, "Baby, what delicious food have you hidden? Can I have one? "

He said shyly and lovingly, "I just hit a bean, and I'll give you another one later."

My son has just entered primary school, and he often writes wrong words. Once, he wrote in his diary: I found a pile of shit in the square, and I was shocked. I called my classmate Mingming, and he was also shocked. I called my classmate Xiaodong and he was shocked, too.

After reading it, I not only sighed: this pile of shit really has weight, weighing 3 pounds!

6. Passenger A: This car is really warm.

Passenger b: yes, especially when it's so cold outside, it's like getting into bed as soon as you get on the bus.

Passenger A: Come on, there are so many people in your bed?

Doctor: You can pull out these two bad teeth.

Patient: I'm afraid. What side effects can you have when your teeth are pulled out?

Doctor: There should be no side effects, but you may lose weight.

8. From the teacher.

Child: "Mom, we have finished the exam."

Mom: "Look how thin you are. Mom will boil some eggs for you. "

Child: "No, the teacher gave it."

9. Progress is really fast.

Son: "Mom, I got the fifth place in this exam. Boil an egg for me quickly. "

Mom: "Good boy, progress is really fast. Mom cooks two eggs for you today. "

Son: "Thank you, Mom!"

Mom: "How many people took part in this exam?"

Son: "Five people.

10, goldfish dyeing

When the father saw his son pour blue ink into the goldfish bowl, he asked him why. The son said, "goldfish will become blue goldfish when they eat blue ink."

1 1. Don't buy me apples.

Daughter: "Mom, do you like apples?"

Mom: "I like it."

Daughter: "Do you like it very much?"

Mom: "I like it very much."

Daughter: "Then don't buy me an apple."

Mom: "Why?"

Daughter: "You will eat it all on the way."

12, snoring

Little John's father went to bed as soon as it got dark. The heavy and annoying snoring made little John unable to do his homework. "ah! Wake up, wake up! " Little John shook his father hard.

"Bah, I just lie down, what are you yelling about? ! "Old John lost his temper. "I saw you snoring for two hours, and you were really tired. I told you to sit up and have a good rest. "

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