Thank you for asking a closet joke. The great god helped. 1, five yuan was kidnapped by a criminal gang. Call the hundred-dollar bill and say, "Hey! Your son is here. If you don't want us to kill him, trade yourself for him! " The hundred-dollar bill thought for a moment and said, "Tear it up, and you won't even have five dollars! A man was starving in the desert when he found the magic lamp. Magic lamp: "I can only realize your one wish." Hurry up, I'm in a hurry. Man: "I want a wife." The magic lamp immediately conjured up a beautiful woman, and then said disdainfully, "I'm starving, and I'm greedy for beauty!" Pathetic! "Say that finish and disappeared. Man: "... bread. The earthworm family was bored this day, so the little earthworm cut himself in two to play badminton. Mother earthworm thinks this method is good, so she cuts herself into four pieces to play mahjong. Father earthworm thought about it and cut himself into minced meat. Mother earthworm cried and said, "why are you so stupid?" You will die if you cut so hard! " Father earthworm said weakly ... I suddenly want to play football. 5. The race between the tortoise and the hare ... The hare quickly ran to the front ... The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly ... and said to him: Come up, I'll carry you ... Then ... the snail climbed up ... Soon ... the tortoise saw an ant again ... and said to him: Come up, too ... So the ant came up. When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him. Do you know what the snail said? Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. 6. A man and a woman are eating. Girls keep asking boys: Do you love me? The boy looked at the girl and went on eating dinner. The girl was very angry and asked, Do you love me? The boy finally said: Love girls, and asked: Then how do you prove it? Suddenly, the boy took out thirty dollars from his pocket and asked the girl, do you have ten dollars? The girl gave the boy ten yuan ... the boy put forty yuan on the table for a while ... The girl was very angry and asked the boy: Do you want to prove that you love me? The boy said: I have proved it! ! ! Forty is just around the corner! 7. I visited a snack street one day and found that there were shops selling egg towers, each of which looked delicious. I want to buy one to try. I asked the clerk, "Excuse me, is this sold separately?" The clerk said, "No, it's Japanese. "One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house, "son ... what are you doing ... you won't come out after the fire ... The son replied," I'm wearing socks. " ... mother asked again, "What socks did you wear after the fire?" ... "Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out yet ... My mother shouted nervously again:" Son! Come out ~ it's on fire, I'm still inside ... the son said, "I'm taking off my socks." ... 9. A man went fishing by the river, first wearing a leaf ~ no fish took the bait for a long time, he changed a piece of bread ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ so he had to change earthworms ~ no fish took the bait for a long time ~ ~ He was very angry and took out 1000. Buy it yourself! 10, a German, a Frenchman and a Japanese are going to work in the mine. The boss is American. He said to the Germans, "You have a good physique and are in charge of coolies. He said to the French, "You said you were an engineer in charge of the mining plan. To the Japanese, he said, "You are very thin. You are in charge of supply. Then every other week, they start to work. A few days later, the Germans and the French found that the Japanese had disappeared. After searching for a long time, they decided to go back to work first. When the Germans started, the Japanese suddenly jumped out and shouted, "Surprise! 1 1, "I can't see things too far away," the patient said to the ophthalmologist. Please come with me. "The doctor took the patient outside and pointed to the sun in the sky. What do you think that is? " "the sun." The patient replied, then how far do you want to see! One day, the animals smelled an unpleasant smell in front of Guan Gong Temple. The snake said, "I am too young to fart so smelly." It must be a cow. " The cow said, "I eat grass, and I won't fart so smelly." The pig said, "people who fart will blush." Suddenly, Guan Gong rushed out, knocked the pig away, and said, "How many times have I told you, I was born blushing. 13 One day, a man met God ... God suddenly kindly gave that man a wish ... God asked ... Do you have any wishes ... The man thought about it ... I heard that cats have nine lives ... Please give me nine lives ... God said ... Your wish came true ... One day, that man was idle and bored ... Strangely, their smiles after death ... The funeral home manager was puzzled and asked pol.ice: Why did their faces become _? The policeman said: It's ... It's a long story ... Look at the man on the left ... On a spring night, he was with his wife ... for a moment at most ... He couldn't stand it ... The administrator replied: Alas ... I'd rather die among the flowers ... and become a ghost ... How did the middle one die? Policeman: The one in the middle ... Oh, he ... is really a human tragedy ... He was walking on the road ... Suddenly, he heard that he won the first prize ... the prize money exceeded 700 million yuan ... When he was laughing happily ... he was hit by an oncoming car ... As a result ... the administrator replied, alas .. he really didn't have enough luck to enjoy the rest of his life ... The administrator replied: ... this is a bit wrong. Why did he laugh when he was struck by lightning? The policeman said: Because he thought ... there was a sudden flash of lightning ... He thought ... someone was taking pictures of him ... It was not until the Tang Dynasty that the situation changed ... You have heard of Emperor Taizong! His old man kept a pair of dogs. Once Emperor Taizong went to Huashan to worship heaven, he took the pair of ... in the middle of the sacrifice. The bitch suddenly felt anxious and ran under a tree to solve it. This is a very disrespectful behavior during the sacrifice, which annoyed the Jade Emperor. The Jade Emperor ordered Lei Gong to hit a thunder, which hit the tree right. The tree fell down and killed the bitch. The male dog was very scared when he saw it. ...
Thanks for telling a secret joke. God bless me. In the evening, Mr. Jia walked on the road. Suddenly, he seemed to hear crying in the shadow of the roadside. He hurried closer to see that it was a disheveled woman crying. Mr a: what's the matter with you, miss? Miss replied: I have just been violated by a pervert! Mr. a: you! ~ Are you okay? The young lady replied.
Ask what joke is at the bottom of the closet! I went to the toilet just now, and the door of my pit was broken and I couldn't close it. I squatted down and pulled the handle inside with my hand, very hard. Suddenly, a very anxious buddy suddenly pulled over from the door. You didn't guess wrong and pulled Lao tze out, * * *! * * * got into a fight with him without wiping it.
Tell a joke about your closet … The deaf hear the dumb say that the blind see love …
Tell a joke about your closet _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Xiaoming: Why isn't the math teacher there? Where did he go?
Teacher: He was transferred to Jiujiang.
Xiaoming: Why is he so careless? Did he catch it?
Teacher: Get out, get out!
: for happiness. /joke/14 17.
A collection of jokes at the bottom of the closet! Yesterday, I dreamed that God said I could grant a wish. I took out a globe and said I wanted world peace. He said it was too difficult to change. I took out your photo and said I want this person to look good. On reflection, he said that I would take another look at the globe.
Are there any secret jokes about Xiaoming being asked to tell jokes on stage one day? He cleared his throat and said, "Once upon a time, a man went on stage to tell a joke and then left."
Then he left ... on the left ...
Who has a good joke about wardrobe? Please say the word osteoporosis. Very fast! Few people can pronounce it right the first time. . .
Send a few closet jokes to entertain everyone. It was very hot yesterday. Anonymous went shopping with her boyfriend. There is a little boy who always follows anonymous. He is very curious.
Anonymous: "Kid, why do you always follow me?" Do you think I look like your mother? "
Little boy: "Aunt, you are fat, with a big shadow, and the back is cool!" " "
Depressed, who has a joke to tell, just want to laugh, thank you, God help, 1 There are three brothers, whose names are hooligans and kitchen knives. They are in trouble. One day, the trouble disappeared. When they arrived at the police station, the policeman asked, "What's the matter?" The rogue said, "I am a rogue with a kitchen knife." After listening, the police took them directly to the police station. Yesterday, my wife and I went shopping. I walked past a beautiful woman. My wife said, "Husband, that MM is not bad, and the clothes she wears are not bad." Me: "I took off his clothes, and the clothes are yours and mine." MM seemed to hear it and looked back at us 10 seconds.