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How to deal with people who have no quality to park their cars?
If his parking position only makes everyone's life extremely inconvenient, or just takes up your parking space, but it has not reached the point where the police will deal with it, then we can only take some small measures and give ourselves some small punishment. It would be easy if the owner parked his car in your parking space. Lock up his parking space and make him feel anxious like a cat on hot bricks when he wants to drive out. But don't go too far, as netizens said, "Don't buy cleaning balls to plug other people's exhaust pipes! In this way, people's cars will not refuel, and carbon will accumulate. Even if it is not a teacher, it is difficult to find the reason! Don't use 502 to drip other people's glass seams, wipers, water spray holes, and don't use a few dollars a bottle of acetone from the hardware store to fill other people's cars, especially in the lifting glass seams! Don't change 1 on someone else's license plate to 7 with a roll of two yuan medical tape! Never loosen other people's wheel screws or spray oil on other people's disc brakes, which will kill people! Don't put screws in front of other people's tires, it's not easy to mend them! Also, don't forcibly break other people's automatic folding rearview mirrors. Don't use a dark pen to paint the front and rear cameras of the driving recorder on other people's license plates, and don't use the inflation port of 502 drops of other people's tires! " Many times, let's take a step back, broaden our horizons and don't care too much.
We try to be just a small punishment, and don't cause economic losses to others. After all, it is not worth the loss to compensate for your own economic losses. For example, we can make his car surrounded by trash cans or garbage, as shown in the picture, which is still spectacular and the owner will be shocked to see it.
Don't scratch other people's cars with stones. Seriously, stop scratching. If someone else is monitoring, it is not good to ask for compensation. But you can stick stickers, sanitary napkins and write with erasable pens, which won't cause substantial damage and the owner can't ask you for compensation. It can be seen that the effect is satisfactory.
Special reminder that everyone must abide by the law and don't stop it!
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