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Particularly funny quotations from Yuan Dan (a collection of 40 sentences)
I really like seeing you every day.
3. "Jiangshan is my responsibility, and you are my concern." -"Raiders of the Imperial Capital"
I'll just listen to them make love outside, and we'll go home together when we're done, so he's still mine. Mr. Zhang and Mr. Zhang are very kind.
5. "Since you have chosen far convenience, you only care about suffering."
6. "People are like this, thinking and thinking, hesitating, feeling that they are not ready and have not saved enough courage. In fact, as long as they take that step, they will find that everything is ready-"run wild"
7. I wish you become such a person: don't show off, don't quarrel, and be a knowledgeable person; Not empty, not impetuous, be a rich man; Even if life is exhausted, it will grow old in elegance.
8. Because of you, darkness is light and light is what you are. -"Steel jumper"
9. My soul is black, but my heart is a little red. I will use it to protect you. -"The Soul of a Small Town"
10. The roses you sent me are still in full bloom. Can I be a person who pursues the light? -"Deacon with drooping ears"
1 1. Flying teenagers are the most touching, and time seems to pass when running. -Moussouris's "XXX"
12. Surrounded by joy, I only care about my distress.
13. "No.3 road is still endless, the shade of Chinese parasol trees is still flourishing, the sunshine on earth is just right, and the wind is over the forest tops. At that time, they were only young. " -“XXX”
14. Your love makes me dream of becoming a princess.
15. If you don't want to be vulgar, then you must learn to enjoy loneliness.
16. The sun is still clean, the Milky Way is still brilliant, and the world is still moving slowly in the long-term affection, so time flies quickly, and we can witness all eternity and immortality in the long years-Dark Sky.
17. I want to protect him.
18. "Compared with the endless night sky, the light of the stars is so weak. But as long as he is there, it is not pure darkness. " -naive Chu "I only like your personal design"
19. Listening to the mountains and rivers turns the spring breeze into a thousand words and blows it all over the hometown of the old friend.
20. What are you afraid of? If it were me, the ashes would be sent out. Does he want to bruise the ashes or play?
2 1. I love you, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, no matter what form you appear, no matter whether it is a grass or a tree, I will love you.
22. "People who step on the immortal king all their lives are also masters of Mohism."
23. Not necessarily. I don't care whether others are disappointed or not. However, for some people, some people exist in this world, and they are hope.
I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed didn't deceive myself.
25. Life is full of disappointment, and not all the waiting can be fulfilled. Smile right, don't panic.
26. I also live an unhappy life. At that time, if someone saw me rolling in the mud and couldn't get up, just love me. However, I don't know if there is such a person and I can't show it to others.
27. Don't make do, don't insist, don't be kitsch, don't go with the flow, and live yourself into a beam of light, confident, frank and radiant.
28. The autumn moon is clear, and the moonlight is like snow outside the bead curtain. Sprinkle curtains and add clothes, and the glass lamps are full of fragrance.
29. "A glimpse of Hong will disturb my heart." -"Webby"
30. "Time didn't insert silence, loss and pause into their jokes, as if they had never walked side by side in those years." -“XXX”
3 1. Human fireworks are the most soothing.
32. Because I like you, I am walking on thin ice on the edge of the abyss, so that I almost forget that I am seventeen years old and the whole world belongs to me.
33. Desolate, the other side, the last flower in this life, the first flower in the afterlife. You Chun said that when they die, the tea must be white, and the last flowers will wash away the dust for them. At that time, the flowers on the other side will be waiting for them in full bloom. You Chun also said that he couldn't guess what color the flowers on the other side were ... I.K. smiled and said that he knew it must be red, blood-like red, leading them to the next life. -"It's disgusting to be alive"
34. Be a man with your heart and do things with love! Forget all the troubles of yesterday, today is still the rising sun!
35. The word "broken silk" sounds ambiguous, but in fact, on the contrary, it needs consumption. If it is far enough and long enough, it can be broken cleanly-"XXX"
36. Bleeding for a long time, that's the way he takes you home "-Hal and his white cat owner"
37. I don't want you to shed a tear for me and dirty my path of reincarnation for no reason. -"Raise the lamp to see the bayonet"
38. "You are my awm, and you are my elusive." -"AWM Jedi Survival"
39. Don't believe in gods and buddhas. -"Kill the Wolf"
40. "I am surrounded by joy, and I only care about my distress." -"Inside and Outside Mountains and Rivers"
Sentences that were originally suitable for extraction (a collection of 60 sentences)
There is an idiom called "Enough is enough", which tells us to learn enough and do anything, just like you don't like me, but I pester and beat you, which can only be a joke in the end.
The east wind blows peach blossoms and touches your skirt, that is, I come to see you. -"Dawson's first handsome boy"
3. Brother Cheng, forget it, don't drag me-run wild.
I just hope your heart is the same as mine, and don't miss it.
Too many friendships that have been complacent and vowed to cherish have been lost to the decay of time and long-term self-righteousness.
6. When hatred came last spring. Falling Flowers Independent, Swift Qi Fei.
7. There is a sunset in the rearview mirror. He is a teenager who can stall the sun. -"Daytime accident"
8. Later, I learned that many things are useless, just like holding a cup of hot water. Although you are thirsty, you will put it down when you feel hot.
9. "In order to meet someone and enter the world of mortals, I will go if someone goes, and there will be no dust in this life." -"The Father of the Magic Way"
10. I want to rest forever.
1 1. Bleeding for a long time, that's the way he took you home "-"Hal and his white cat owner "
12. He didn't get married until he was old. Anyone who knows him knows that the title of the person he loves is the same as that of the passenger seat of his car. No one can touch it, it will always be empty. Or, it has been filled.
13. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.
14. Sometimes, it is because of love that you leave quietly. What you avoid is the figure, but what you can't avoid is the silent feelings.
15. As long as you call me, even in the grave, I will have a force to stand up.
16. I would like to cross the sky like a meteor, just to make you a wish and burn myself.
17. Meeting you in the most beautiful season is the happiest thing in my life.
18. Better be the king of hell than the slave of heaven. -"The Right Wing of God"
19. "You have light on you. Let me see. " -"Tianyake"
I spend my winter, it doesn't matter who you are around.
Original sentence (Chapter II) 2 1. There is no right or wrong way to love someone. In love, I go all out. Because of love, I want to see her smile, see her happiness and understand her mind. Because I love her so much, sometimes I don't even care how she gives. Love is not pork, it is not measured by any unit, and it is priced.
22. Time passes slowly most of the time, and only when you look back will you be shocked. It's been so long.
23. In order to meet someone and enter the world of mortals, I will go if someone goes. This body leaves no dust-the magic way.
24. Cherish the romantic universe and cherish the daily life on earth.
25. Ambiguity is being in a position where you can get love without being hurt, just like standing on a cliff in a dilemma, taking a step back with nothing and further crushing it.
26. You are only in your twenties, and you are worried that you will never meet someone you like again in your life. The rest of my life is long, so don't panic.
I'm sorry I fell in love with you without permission. -"Silent Reading"
28. That doll is nothing special, but thin and tall, much like the man in my heart-AWM Jedi survival.
29. It is my supreme honor to die for you.
30. The sun is much brighter than the moon, but the sun can only walk alone forever, and the moon is accompanied by stars. Of all things in the world, the sun is actually the loneliest.
3 1. On the way to see you, the wind was warm, the rain was sweet, and even the clouds were like cotton candy.
32. I want to be nice to you. I hope you can live in the warm sunshine, be honest, humble, pure, brave, love or be loved, don't beg for what you can't get, and don't have to bear the hardships of life in advance. I will protect your hopeless romantic and idealistic life.
33. Looking at the details, it is obvious whether you love it or not.
34. Hell is too cold, I will be your martyr-Hal.
Then I won't let him know that I am protecting him.
I don't think people should have hope for anyone in this world. Don't think too well of others. If you don't communicate all your life, you might as well get to know each other from a distance. One day, this person is not what you think, just the opposite. By then, I will be very disappointed.
37. I love you, no matter whether you are a man or a woman, no matter what form you appear, whether it is a grass or a tree, I will love you.
38. It doesn't matter if the person you like feeds the dog attentively.
39. Listening to the mountains and rivers turns the spring breeze into a thousand words and blows it all over the hometown of old friends.
40. I will be drunk when you arrive. -"Drunk for Many Years"
Sentences that were originally suitable for extraction (Chapter 3) 4 1. After a long time, are you a flower on the other side, beautiful and sad?
42. Don't make do, don't insist, don't be kitsch, don't go with the flow, and live yourself into a beam of light, confident, frank and radiant.
43. He has good scenery in his heart, and others are not afraid of scenery. By the light of this day, all the way forward.
44. The yellowed photos lose their truth and promise to hurt people like knives.
45. This calm and wrinkle-free day is also flashing.
I can be as happy as a spoiled child. As long as I hold you, I can have the whole world.
47. Happiness is in the left hand, memories are in the right hand, and flowers are unbeaten.
48. "I will always be your most loyal believer." -"God Bless the People"
49. Your Highness, you are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who has fallen behind. The point is you, not what you are. -"God Bless the People"
That man has been branded in his bones, which will make him ache all his life, just like the mark on his chest, becoming a scar.
5 1. Your love makes me dream of becoming a princess.
52. For you, the lights are 3,000, for you, the city is full of flowers, and for you, it is invincible.
53. It is strange that after saying sorry, everyone takes it for granted and believes what others say is irrelevant-two stars.
54. I don't like that small broken city, and I don't like the people in that broken place in the steel plant, but I still can't bear to part with it, that city, that steel plant, because I singled you out there. -"Run wild"
55. A sudden heavy snow, so pure, buried me in your world, frozen the period of my love, but made the pain become forever.
56. There are two helpless things in life-irresistible death and unattainable love-I love you most for ten years.
If you don't want to be infected by vulgarity, then you must learn to enjoy loneliness.
58. Never stop because you think the investment cost is too high.
59. Twilight walks with age, and then walks with you to the skylight-"skylight".
Holding a sword in one hand and a flower in the other means "having the power to destroy the world will not lose the flower heart".
Summary of 2022 quotations from the original abusive articles (60-sentence collection)
Summary of 2022 citations about the original abusive articles-1 He is surrounded by picturesque mountains and rivers, but he is willing to cover them for him.
2. Just like the ancient myth, when there is a flood, everyone runs like hell. I would like to be the first person to be drowned in the crowd.
I want to see the flowers alone. If it's raining lightly in the afternoon and you happen to pass by the ferry, let's meet on the bridge where the spring willow blows.
4. The snowy moon I saw, the wind and thunder I heard, the sweet and sour food I ate, and the warmth I touched were all hidden in the envelope with the gentle writing sound, and quietly given to you on a bright moonlight night.
5. Pixing Dai Yue passed by mountains and rivers, wishing to reunite with tenderness.
6. Let me disappear at the last moment, I can see you, born in this world. "-"A Lantern Reflecting Peach Blossoms "
7. Life is killing you. All you have to do is grit your teeth and stick to it.
I'm not here to study, I'm here to kill you. -"Six hexagrams"
9. May all the waiting in the world come as scheduled and all the happiness in the world be just right.
10. Even if the whole world betrays you, I will stand by and betray the whole world.
1 1. Why not go to Ren Pingsheng when it's misty and rainy-"Passing the Door"
12. When Yin of Deng Lin first saw Kunlun Jun, he glanced at it and disturbed my heart. -"The Soul of a Small Town"
13. The sun on the earth is just right, and the wind blows over the top of the forest. At that time, they were still young.
14. If there is smoke in the elevator, I'd rather take the stairs. I'd rather leave you because the people around you are too crowded.
15. He has good scenery in his heart, and others are not afraid of scenery. By the light of this day, all the way forward.
16. Don't be afraid that a certain character will offend people. You know, there is no personality in the world that can avoid offending people.
17. Ask Ling for thirteen years, waiting for his return-the founder of Magic Road.
18. You are the most beautiful encounter in my life and my most pleasing scenery!
19. Don't say anything, don't think about anything, the coolest thing is to think about this and that, such as the breeze blowing across your face and the flowers missing in the distance.
20. My soul is black, but my heart is a little red. I will use it to protect you. -"The Soul of a Small Town"
Citation summary of original abusive articles 2022 2 1. After a long time, are you a flower on the other side, beautiful and sad?
22. He has a good idea in his heart and is no longer afraid of being spoiled by others.
23. The young man said: Yes, but almost no courage.
24. "I am surrounded by joy, and I only care about my distress." -"Inside and Outside Mountains and Rivers"
25. "Jiangshan is my responsibility, and you are my concern." -"Raiders of the Imperial Capital"
26. Summer is so romantic. I want to invite it to dinner. If you are free, you can come along.
27. "On a midsummer night, cicadas are everywhere, and it is getting quieter and quieter. There are only a handful of galaxies in the night sky, such as tempered, and a handful of brilliance, which will live forever in the Spring and Autumn Period. When the cold comes and the summer goes, you will die. " -Silent reading
I hope we can all be as brave as each other. -"Run wild"
29. If I have never seen the sun, tear open the dark clouds, you are the light.
30. The east wind blows peach blossoms and blows your skirt, that is, I will come to see you. -"Dawson's first handsome boy"
3 1. On the way to see you, the wind was warm, the rain was sweet, and even the clouds were like cotton candy.
32. If you decide to give up, please give up cleanly. Those who decided never to meet again really didn't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.
33. There is an idiom called enough is enough, which tells us that we should learn enough in everything, just like you don't like me, but I pester you and hit you, which can only be a joke in the end.
34. Meeting and leaving home and leaving the sea is the end of the joy of the past and the beginning of happiness in the future.
35. "A person can only be extravagant once in his life. In the life when you can't see your head in the future, a little memory is precious. " -"Silent Reading"
36. Next time you meet someone you like, don't be sarcastic or cold.
I may not be able to decide whether the road is good or not, but I can't. Only I can decide.
38. There are two helpless things in life-irresistible death and unattainable love-I love you most for ten years.
39. I wish you become such a person: don't show off, don't quarrel, and be a knowledgeable person; Not empty, not impetuous, be a rich man; Even if life is exhausted, it will grow old in elegance.
40. Every child will take a wish from the balloon seller.
I can be as happy as a spoiled child. As long as I hold you, I can have the whole world.
42. I already have a wife's room at home. It is beautiful and kind. He is a noble person with golden branches and jade leaves. I have loved it since I was a child. I have loved it for many years and tried to catch up with it.
43. The wind in the south can't stand the cold in the north-I love your ten years most.
44. Years of wishful thinking have fascinated me for some time. -"Kill the Wolf"
45. "Stay, stay, I told you to stay, why can't you stay?" Changliu Xie
46. The autumn moon is clear, and the moonlight is like snow outside the bead curtain. Sprinkle curtains and add clothes, and the glass lamps are full of fragrance.
47. Not necessarily. I don't care whether others are disappointed or not. However, for some people, some people exist in this world, and they are hope.
48. If you can afford what you like and go where you want to go, you won't lose your quality of life because of the comings and goings of people around you, but you will be more confident because you spend your own money. No matter what the weather is like, remember to bring your own sunshine at any time. No matter what happens, remember to fill your heart with happy fairy tales.
49. Vulgarity is inevitable, and romance never dies.
50. Time didn't make me forget you, but it made me get used to thinking about you.
5 1. "When the clouds stop, it will rain; Eight tables are faint and the land becomes a river. " -"Broken Cloud"
52. There is a sunset in the rearview mirror. He is a teenager who can stall the sun. -"Daytime accident"
53. "Uncle Zhi finally said that he hoped you would live well. He doesn't want to see you alive, and he doesn't want to see you again when he dies "-tenth.
54. Happiness is in the left hand, memories are in the right hand, and flowers are unbeaten.
55. "Each of us is made up of countless surviving particles, which are scattered in billions of oceans. Therefore, when I met you, it was a miracle created by countless tiny particles rushing forward and colliding. " -"I only like your personal design"
56. People's vacillation begins with their first soft heart-small mushroom.
57. It is my supreme honor to die for you.
58. If you were uglier, I might chase you.
59. Born in the north, I don't know the south heart.
60. I think I like it. I am familiar with the excitement of people, the silence of one or two people, and the loneliness of one person.
Quotations from 2022 Yuan Dan's novels are taken from classic collections and recommended.
Quotations from 2022 original novels are taken from the classic collection of 1 White tea is pure and happy, and I am waiting for the wind.
2. "My examiner is so good that I forgot." -"Global College Entrance Examination"
I hope you will be happy forever and be free and easy after any choice. -"Tattoo"
4. Don't say anything and don't think about anything. The coolest thing is to miss this and that, such as the breeze blowing across your face and missing the flowers in the distance.
Born in the north, I don't know the south heart.
I may not be able to decide whether the road is good or not, but I can't. Only I can decide.
7. Nanfeng Road: You are His Royal Highness the Prince.
8. "If you haven't been shocked, you have already moved." -"Six hexagrams"
9. The world is in a panic, but there are only a few pieces of silver.
10. The person who makes you cry is the one you love the most; Those who understand your tears are the ones who love you the most. The person who dries your tears is the last person with you.
1 1. He fell on his knees and kissed the world of mortals-the judge.
12. Go after it gently.
13. I can't do it.
14. In order to meet someone and enter the world of mortals, I will go if someone goes, and this body will leave no dust-the magic road.
15. Go up and become a god, go down and become a ghost.
16. I like you very much, not the kind I talk about every day, but the kind I dare not think about. -the witch is "frivolous"
17. How much free time do you have? Yichuan tobacco, city wind, plum yellow rain.
18. Although God doesn't care for mankind, we will try our best to finish this journey alone. -"the undead"
19. Let's go together, farther away. -"Disguised scum"
20. On the way to see you, the wind is warm, the rain is sweet, and even the clouds are like cotton candy.
2022 is taken from the classic collection of Yuan Dan's novels 2 2 1 Quotations. "Being pulled up and standing up by yourself are two different things." -"Disguised scum"
22. belated affection and compensation are lighter than grass-I love your ten years most.
23. Bleeding for a long time, that's the way he takes you home "-"Hal and his white cat owner "
24. Cyclone Road: You are the right path of mankind, and you are the center of the world.
25. I suddenly fell in love with the word "glance". Love at first sight is too superficial, and love is too pale after a long time. People make eyes at you. I was just peeking at you.
26. "In my opinion, am I as good as you?" -"Meet a Snake"
27. Flying teenagers are the most touching, and running seems to have passed through time. -Moussouris's "XXX"
28. I give you my kidney, and you give me your heart and bone erosion.
29. I thought you made me surrender. Only in the end did we find that we all surrendered to love. Just like two planets that meet by chance in the universe, they change their orbits because of mutual attraction, and they will surround each other and never separate. I still don't want to say goodbye to you until the end of my life. -"submit"
30. Some stories can't stand later.
3 1. There is always disappointment in clinging to others.
32. He thinks he has seen a bright and hot person, with which he can spend all the winters. -"Global College Entrance Examination"
33. Just like the ancient myth, when there is a flood, everyone runs like hell. I want to be the first person to be submerged by the tide.
34. Everything God has arranged for you to give up or wait for is just to leave the best for you.
35. You are my revival. -"I only like your personal design"
Whisper a love story, write a picture of love, bloom a flower of love and cover a blue tile. * * * Drink a cup of green tea and grind a bowl of green sand. Roll up a green yarn and look at the crescent moon in the sky. Love is like blue and white ink, everything will bloom in an instant.
37. Human fireworks are the most pleasing.
38. The sun's sunshine is far better than the moon, but the sun can only walk alone forever, and the moon is accompanied by stars. Of all things in the world, the sun is actually the loneliest.
39. If you meet unexpectedly, you can expect tomorrow. Needless to say, you will come as scheduled.
40. "You and I didn't have a chance, but I saved money." -"Broken Cloud"
Quotations from Yuan Tan's novels in 2022 are taken from the classic collection 3 4 1. "Do you know that some people will stay in your memory in various ways, such as me?" -"Run wild"
42. A sudden heavy snow, so pure, buried me in your world, frozen the period of my love, but made the pain become forever.
43. He Zhishu, who has been waiting, has been with Jiang, and he will never let him down-tenth.
44. What are you afraid of? If it were me, the ashes would be sent out. Does he want to bruise the ashes or play?
45. You can teach your child to be wary of strangers and be vigilant, but you can't make her afraid to wear floral skirts. Otherwise, what do you want us to do? -"Silent Reading"
46. You may not shine, but you are always warm and bright.
47. Brother Cheng, come on, don't pull me-run wild.
48. Youth is like sugar cubes, right? Angular, fragile, absurd, sweet. This sweetness can only be melted by the heat of the tip of the tongue, and the fire on the other side can't be seen. There is always a stage in life, a stage where you are willing to do anything and a stage where you are willing to say anything. They are funny and cute. We laugh at them because we were sweet.
49. The streets are long and narrow, fireworks gather and people disperse.
50. I would like to fly across the sky like a meteor, just to make you a wish and burn myself.
5 1. Among them, gains and losses, joys and sorrows, all kinds of tastes, are like people drinking water. I know the pain and enjoy it. -"Best Actor"
I want to buy you a bunch of flowers, but the flower shop at the intersection is closed. I really miss it. -"The Sound of Pipa in the Hall"
53. When dealing with people, you can see that you are congenial, regardless of your status. If I like you, you are a beggar. If I hate you, you are the emperor. I hate it, too. Shouldn't it be like this? This is a relatively simple truth.
54. I want to provide thousands of lights so that moths are not afraid of catching fire at night. But I don't want to bow my head because I did the right thing.
55. No one in the world is worthy of white except that you are born with three feet of snow.
56. Fate can be changed.
57. Despite the wind and frost, there are thousands of miles of knives and mountains, and even though the bumpy road of life is beyond recognition, young people are free and disciplined.
58. My favorite phoenix, even as I lay dying, please let me take one last look at you.
59. After having a big dream, I saw flowers like Fei in my eyes, like seeing an old friend in heaven.
60. That doll is nothing special, but thin and tall, much like the man in my heart-AWM Jedi survival.
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