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Children's allegro monkey king sketch
Tang Priest went to the Western Heaven to learn Buddhist scriptures.
Travel across mountains and rivers to catch up with the trip,
Tang Priest rode white,
Bajie, Bajie and Friar Sand followed closely.
The three of them stepped forward,
Is the lack of that, make a scene in heaven's great sage the Monkey King.
By this time, it was already dark,
The mountain wind is cold,
They are looking for a place to spend the night.
I heard: "when-when-when-"
There are several bells in the distance,
They walked along the clock,
I saw a temple with red bricks and green tiles.
The horizontal plaque reads "Tianfo Temple" in three Chinese characters.
They walked into this hall,
Seeing the statue of Tathagata sitting on the lotus platform,
Eighteen arhats are kind-hearted and smile on both sides.
The three of them knelt down,
Dark prayer: "May the Buddha bless his disciples to go to the West, be auspicious, stable and safe."
Tang Priest is praying here.
Fiercely heard Tathagata took a sound:
"Ha ha, I didn't succeed in three changes.
Almost lost his life under Wukong's stick,
Thanks to you, Tang Priest is soft-hearted.
Drive the Monkey King back to Huaguoshan water curtain cave.
Today, you walked into my bone hole,
Tang Priest, you can't escape this time.
About, I won. "
"yes".
Tang Priest looked up in surprise, huh?
Seeing that Tathagata changed the description,
It was really scheming white,
Looking at it again, the eighteen arhats have changed.
Blue face and fangs, particularly fierce,
White, with a murderous look on his face,
The goblins called and swarmed,
They arrested Tang Priest first,
Pigs, pigs and friar sand are hard to calm down.
Bai smiled smugly,
Open your mouth and call wolf essence:
"Lao lang, you ask my mother, golden cicada, to eat Tang monk meat.
When you come back, I will give you a bone to taste the meat. "
"yes".
The wolf promised not to neglect,
He ran out of the hole,
After a while, I heard the cry of the little devil. "
Report-the old lady is here!
White a listen to her is quickly turned to meet:
"Mom, I invite you to eat Tang Seng meat today.
I hope my mother will live forever and the pine and cypress will live forever. "
While speaking, he told Xiaoyao to operate at once and move quickly.
The old demon said, "Slow down, slow down,
Let me see this Tang priest first. "
Talking, she came to the Tang Priest and narrowed her eyes.
"Well, this person seems to be very successful.
How many apprentices are there around you?
What are their names?
The Tang Priest said, "I have three disciples beside me." .
"ah? Isn't this just two? " .
"And the Monkey King,
Just because he lost three lives at a time,
I drove back to water curtain cave, a mountain with flowers and fruits. ".
Bai Yi laughed:
"Ha ha, mom, this silly monk is still in the dark.
This is my daughter's deviant behavior,
I played tricks and became human,
I will cheat, coax, cheat,
He was caught in my pipe and the ghost blew out the lamp. "
"Oh, don't they know each other?"
"Mom, have you forgotten?
This is fake. I can,
If you don't believe me, I'll change it. "
While speaking, Bai suddenly disappeared.
Standing in front of a young girl,
Holding a big basket of white steamed bread, warm,
In the blink of an eye, the girl disappeared and became an old woman.
Tang Priest was stunned and shocked.
The old woman disappeared again in the blink of an eye,
In front of him stood a white-haired old man,
The Tang Priest realized that,
These three people are all white goblins.
Busy asked, "well, you lied to me three times in a row,
This is a little unfair. "
"unfair? Our principle is to eat your meat,
If you want to eat your own meat, how can you do it without playing tricks? "
On the side, the old demon nodded to the golden cicada:
Tang Priest asked, "Tang Priest,
Did you hear these words clearly,
You want to influence goblins to do good deeds,
This is a fantastic dream. "
The Tang Priest knew that his life was at stake.
I can't help thinking of the Monkey King:
"The wu is empty, I shouldn't mistake the demon for a good man.
I shouldn't have sent you back to water curtain cave,
It's too late to regret it now. "
Master, it's not too late. Wukong is here.
Huh? It turned out that the old demon Jin Chan agreed.
Well, he jumped on the throne and wiped his face.
Immediately, the strange appearance disappeared and his face changed.
It was there that the Monkey King made a scene in heaven.
I saw him, wearing a soft hat with six edges.
Embroider dragons on the edge of that hat,
Zijin hoop can be dazzling,
With a red cloak on his shoulders,
Tight pants coat, Huang Yun satin,
Tiger skin battle dress is at the waist,
As soon as the silly bear tightens the chain,
His cowhide boots, pedals,
Holding a golden hoop,
It's heroic and spectacular,
Yelling where the devil is going,
Alas, the iron bar went straight to white.
This demon, alas, I don't know,
Pull out your double swords, bend over, step forward to meet each other,
The Monkey King, stick after stick,
But I saw, lift the stick, drop the stick, sweep the stick, knock the stick, poke the stick, and withdraw the stick.
Hold on, hold on, hold on,
He pressed white on his body with a stick,
This demon flashes, plays tricks, jumps up and down, shakes left and right, shakes left and right, bends back and forth,
Only the ability to parry, not the ability to fight back,
At this moment, monsters screamed,
Shout it out,
The Monkey King shook her body unhurriedly,
But I see that the Monkey King is full of due east, due west, due south, due north, southeast, northeast, southwest, northwest, front and back, left and right.
Some untied the rope for Tang Priest,
Someone untied the rope for Friar Sand,
Tang Priest was pleasantly surprised at this moment.
His name is Bajie and Friar Sand.
Go, go, go,
Help your brother fight the goblins,
Friar Sand dances mord here,
Pigs and pigs nailed palladium in the air,
What lion essence, tiger essence,
Bobcats, wild dogs, rabbit essence,
This scorpion centipede worm,
In the blink of an eye, it was all wiped out,
Bai hurried out of the cave,
How can the Monkey King allow the devil to escape again?
Puff, puff, spit out the sacred flame,
Whoosh surrounded the white,
Suddenly there was smoke,
Sasha vujacic was ablaze and the golden snake fled.
The fireball is red,
White was jingled with divine fire,
What reveals its true colors is a pile of bones thrown on the ground.
Tang Priest was ashamed and ashamed at this time.
The friendly name is Wukong,
Wukong, didn't you go back to Guo Hua?
Why did you come back here to fight goblins?
Wukong said, "I didn't go back to Huaguoshan at all.
Secretly, protecting the invisible form of the younger brother,
Outside the cave, kill the old demon of Golden Cicada first.
It became her appearance and got into the hole. "
The Tang Priest said, "Everything is my fault.
Blame for the teacher, shemale upside down can't tell. "
Wukong said, "This is also a trick played by demons.
Cunning people, you know,
The shemale mistakenly thought she was hurt,
This truth does not distinguish between disaster and life,
Pay more attention to this westward journey,
There is more than one white on the road. ".
The Tang Priest nodded and said "Yes".
The four of them continued on their way,
This is exactly what happened. No matter how many demons have changed,
The Monkey King, you can see clearly,
With wisdom, courage and great strength,
Dare to fight, dare to fight, dare to fight,
It is clear that the iron bar is in your hand.
Sweep the world, Bai.
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