What funny "homophonic" jokes are there?

The homophonic terrier is refreshed every day. Recently, there have been many homophonic stalks in the Jianghu.

1 Two people have been in love for two years. 1 One day, my boyfriend took his girlfriend to ride a horse on the cliff. After arriving at the cliff, the man said to his girlfriend, Will you marry me? If you don't marry me, you will jump off a cliff. Girlfriend shouted: Married. . . The man died at the age of 23. The Monkey King gambled in the casino, and his eardrum burst and he died. I was walking home, and there was a little mud on the side of the road. A car passed by and mud splashed all over me. There is a lot of noise. I didn't know it was called splashing mud until I got back. I can't help but open a pack of spicy strips, which makes me feel even worse. I looked at the name, and it turned out that Xiangtan lotus loves spicy food. I don't know how long I've been drinking a pot of tea at home. I just put it in a cup to soak. When I turned around and saw the milk, it made a loud noise. It turns out that milk tea is delicious.

After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without saying a word. Finally, I couldn't help but lift the lid. The result was boring. Idle at home, planted mushrooms. I cooked mushrooms and ate them. I was poisoned and went to the hospital. The doctor said that I was poisoned by good mushrooms. Good, bad and casual are three good friends. One day, just call the rotten bar and make an appointment with it. Go out and play bad. Say: Who is it? Just say: let's make up. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the way back to eat. Say that finish, my tears can't stop flowing downwards. It turned out to be a quiet bun. 10 just finished eating the pills given by the doctor, and felt a little bitter, so I put a few dates in my chopsticks and became impatient after eating them. It turns out that I ate chopsticks, dates and pills. 1 1 Want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes and tell you quietly in your ear? I'll eat purple potatoes with you? . 12 accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

13? How happy it would be if someone belonged to me. Stop it, no one is a fish. ? 14 The male shark knocked out the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the police asked him why, and he said unjustly. I just want to take two photos of the fainted shark with her. ? 15 neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried after eating. It turns out that this is an oyster. 16 It's cold today, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized it told me to love you. 17 Just now, I met a foreigner whose fluent English is very good. I asked him if his pronunciation was American or British, and he said he wanted to go out and watch the electronic music. 18 A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love. 19 sparrow mother asked little sparrow? Baby, what kind of hair do you tie today? ? Little sparrow said? Jojo？ Mom replied:? Twitter? .