A joke about frying barrels

Selling cloth and salt-taking care of leisure (salty) things and drinking soup-shameless and indecent, taking care of teachers-burning paper at the grave of shameless people-fooling ghosts into going to bed and farting-being able to write (smell) and type (cover). Fart under the covers-shout to catch a thief with a coffin-grieve the dead to walk on a tightrope-practice swimming in a dung jar-really not afraid of death (shit)-the Jade Emperor farts-grapes with moldy air-dancing broadsword in a graveyard full of bad things-pulling a bow in the graveyard to scare people to death-shooting ghosts and dogs to eat tofu brain-idle feet) Gecko lifts the door curtain- Giving birth to children on the plane-high school students and monks chanting-lifting coffins and dropping pants during menstruation-it is impolite to play pole vault in the toilet-too much lighting in the toilet-setting off firecrackers in the toilet-shocking feces (Yong) The dragon king farted-reaching out and holding the air coffin-even if he died, He was going to spend money to buy iron bars to cover aluminum-but he made up an old lady to touch the switch from the grate-he was full of energy, and there was a boil on the turtle's ass-the rotten rule (rotten turtle's ass)-it was stipulated that the turtle stood upside down-there was a rule (referring to the rule from the superior) to distinguish colors-you opened a dye house full of gold teeth-and your mouth was deceptive (yellow) Talking to the blind-you talk nonsense about blind people wearing glasses-you pretend to be worse than throwing bombs in the toilet-you arouse public indignation (dung) Blind people learn embroidery-you dare to have children instead of having children-you scare the tortoise into eating watermelon-roll, climb long live, he falls into the well-toad is hairless-stick onions on the pig's nose-pretend that the rice is not cooked-two bulls fight. The rabbit wears a splint on its tail-a wolf with a big tail. Cook the meatballs in the paste pot-I've had enough of calling myself an asshole. Old pride is like a peacock-he thinks pancake fruit is poisonous-don't come to this set of small-backed toads-don't accept local leaders' small toads to cross the road-don't accept camouflage jeeps, and you are still swishing with feathered toads-don't accept small-backed foreign birds-don't accept them. It's hard for a short man to sit on a high stool-if he can't reach it, Then dig a gourd and dig a seed-dig a small one and drill your head into the fire resistance-hold your breath and drink water in the middle-force a short pusher-climb a hill for a short man who can't reach the height-take advantage of Arabic numeral 8-split up-0-0 (0: 0) Grandpa eats Huanglian-Bitter also (compare the double main flags)) A Dou said. Taking medicine according to the old prescription-or secretly boxing-blindly fighting for a while, An Lushan started fighting-jokes about four children, four jokes about love, four jokes about judges, policemen and thieves, and four jokes about hospitals. No matter what you do, you must first think of the happiness of others. This is Superman. It is human nature to think of your own happiness first. It is a fool who makes others unhappy and himself unhappy. Chop bones on the chopping board-simply crisp the frog on the shore-jump at the touch-learn to blow at the age of 80-the moon on August 15th, out of breath-eat persimmons in the middle of the night-pinch the soft ones in the middle of the night, hit the cannon-hug the charcoal pro-touch a black nose and hug an ingot and jump into the well-lay down your life to cook Huang Lian with rock sugar. The ruined temple-the bricks that didn't come out of the kiln-the same garbage in the kitchen-the wretched girl sat in the sedan chair-the old man sat in the hall for the first time-the lack of capital flooded the Longwang Temple-I didn't recognize my own people when I walked on the tip of the knife-it was a narrow squeak-21As in heaven, I couldn't eat a chicken. Dreaming on the plane-God knows that the G rolling pin blows fire-the newly hatched chicken knows nothing-the mouth is stiff and the legs are soft and the anti-aircraft gun hits mosquitoes-the dog is overqualified to take the mouse-the nosy dog drives the duck out-croaking the dog's head. Marrying in the Zheng family was at that time-the monk was holding an umbrella at that time-the lawless arm was holding the ice-the cicada blew his horn under the coptis tree-having fun in the bitter, the weasel gave the chicken a New Year's greeting-not blowing his whistle on the train-singing loudly-J picking up sesame seeds and throwing watermelons-being greedy for small things and losing big things, fishing-being willing to take the bait and watch the moon with myopia-boating in the big star well-the future is not great. Grinding a donkey has broken its sleeve-I lost my songbook when playing the piano-A lazy woman binds her feet-A smelly tiger fights-Persuade the tiger not to worry about beads-A crocodile pulls a cart-Whoever grabs (dares to) the tiger's ass-I don't know how brave it is to pat the fly on its head-The tiger has teeth in its mouth-Laojiu's brother is dead. It's inevitable that a porcelain mouse meets a cat-it's inevitable that a mouse jumps into a chaff shop-it's empty to rejoice that a mouse enters a bellows-two angry mice get into a bookcase-I don't know each other's words-I don't know that Lin Daiyu has arrived in Jiafu-Liu Bei borrows Jingzhou cautiously-whether to borrow it or not-to buy people's hearts-to make a fool of himself-Liu Huangshu cries Jingzhou-I took it. Dressing Lu as a monk-crossing the river without worry-parachuting with pockmarked M-camel in flying horse-private Masu-exaggerating ponytail as a string-selling bean sprouts without scales is not worth playing (talking about)-catching blind people in the street-defiant cats eating mice-naturally observing cats crying mice-crocodile tears and cow tops. I think the temple is on fire. I panicked. The Shenmu craftsman took a cangue. I deserve it. N sold Phoenix as a chicken. I don't care about the clay idol crossing the river. I can't protect myself. Judge p's daughter. The ghost girl oiled the ball. It's round and slippery. Q knows nothing about riding donkeys and reading songbooks. We'll see. Qin Qiong sells horses. Qin Shihuang had no way to destroy the Six Kingdoms. It unified the whole country. Sorghum in autumn-I've been looking forward to the moon for thirty nights-I didn't expect to walk on the beach-the moon twists and turns one step at a time-two pointed (traitor) shoes don't need awls-needles (true) 1 Draw water in a bucket-the scary dung beetle moves-get out of the dung beetle restaurant-smelly and pay attention to the birthday girl holding a lute-the old tune often talks about Si Mazhao's heart Wukong making a scene in the Heavenly Palace-the Monkey King's golden hoop panic-the Monkey King can somersault-the Monkey King has an affair for thousands of miles-it is difficult for the Monkey King to hear the golden hoop curse-headache, headache. W My nephew plays lanterns-according to my uncle's (old) tortoise-determined tortoise laughs at tortoise-mosquitoes yawn at each other-what a big tone-tortoise treats-tortoise laughs at tortoise-Wu Dalang flies kites at each other-hands are not high and X is nailed to his knees-blind people light up too far from their hooves (topic)-It's a waste of wax for blind people to go shopping in the street. The loach leaped over the Dragon Gate-Jackie Chan's delusion of beating Lao Zi-how outrageous it is for a scholar to meet a soldier-arguably Xu Beihong's horse is useless-Xu Shu entered Cao Cao's camp without saying a word-the dumb was beaten without saying a word-the dumb ate coptis-the dumb ate jiaozi and suffered-how many dumb people picked up gold-unspeakable happiness-nonsense. The sun is gone-excuse me Z, Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-it's a piece of cake-Zhang Fei goes through the needle-Zhang Fei sells tofu with big eyes and small eyes-Zhang Fei meets Li Kui jy hard goods-black flowers against black sesame seeds-sesame seeds fall into the eyes of needles-Zhou Yu's yellow cover is really wonderful-a pig who is willing to beat Zhou Yu's death and die-a pig who is so angry that he drinks sharpening water- The blind lead the way for the blind —— Talking about the blind riding blind horses —— Hidden needles in the ink —— It's hard to find the liver of the puffer fish with cuttlefish belly —— Monks in the Black Poison Temple —— mud elephants hanging from their tails —— Some people are like, no one in the temple smells fart —— Grandpa Xun comes to the temple to worship Buddha ——— The horse in the temple is blind as a pearl ———— The bell in the temple can't be refined ———— The voice of jasmine flowers in the stomach is empty to feed the camels. Anxious bees fly on colorful paintings-people who can't wash their faces all their lives-shopkeepers of black-hearted coal shops-money-making matchmakers have bad mouths-it's difficult to open their mouths, and their eyebrows are on fire-red eyes set off firecrackers-the trouble is that they can't let go of their faces and eyebrows one by one-they can't hang their beards * boldly-they struggle to swing their eyebrows in front of me-mysteriously pinch their eyebrows. My sister posted couplets-neck and neck, and became sworn brothers to Mei-all slaves in the dream-I saw Huang Lian in my greedy dream-I wanted my daughter-in-law in my dream-I wanted a sparrow to fly to the flagpole-the bird was not big and the shelf was not small. The sparrow flew to the sugar pile-the sparrow's stomach was empty and happy-the narrow-minded sparrow fell into the washbasin-the sparrow had a meeting-the sparrow fell into the archway-it was not a big thing, and the shelf was not small-the sparrow flew to the sea without landing-what an angry sparrow flew to the sea-the pockmarked parachute jumped without landing-the linen bag was white embroidered-the linen bag was not used to make dragon robes. I don't know how to embroider on a black-and-white sack-one generation (bag) is not as good as the next generation (bag) in the sack-fried tofu with sesame oil has a poor foundation-if the amount of hemp thread is large, it's ok-just untie the board with hemp willow-it's not a serious material, hemp poles are used as a weighing beam-no hanging-fragile ghosts seal the boat and launch it-sailing is a disaster, and sealing the boat and launch it. In the jar-trying to catch a cat and put it on the tiger-shaking the cat's stomach and letting it go-not fierce, the owl catches the mouse-doing good deeds, the notorious owl sings-blindly telling the cat to guard the mouse hole-the cat is quietly driven out of the tree by the tiger-thanks to leaving a hand to play with the mouse-coaxing the cat not to eat the dead mouse-the mouse in the mouth of the fake sven cat-can't escape the cat to catch the mouse. Hemp-Kill two birds with one stone cotton ears-Stuff your nose with a soft cotton-Find Gong with a cotton roll that makes you feel uncomfortable-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock-Knock Dozens of black mice-blindfolded everywhere-can't fart on the right path with quilts-blindfolded-wandering around bean dregs steamed bread-people don't praise Pockmarked, don't call him Pockmarked-deceiving pockmarked people in charge-many ideas-Pockmarked knocking at the door-deceiving people's faces are full of shortcomings-nails are in sacks-they are exposed in sacks. Bridging with hemp poles-I can't afford to bridge with hemp poles-I'm sorry the sparrow is small-it's full of courage to fly with braids-staying up late with hemp ropes dipped in water-stepping on hemp trees to solve the board-it's not serious material-beating tigers with hemp poles-casually patting pockmarked horses-I wonder if Ma Daha is an accountant-it's all Malaysian coffee-it's intriguing. ) Bati Tofu with Horsetail-You can't string wasps across the river-You can't poison wasps to sting baldies-You can't cover the flies in the manger-You can eat with binoculars and watch the scenery-Fish in the net near your eyes, birds in cages-You can't go to homesickness station to see peony flowers-You can't be a ghost. ) Snail lion on the mast-Eating by the sky-Spitoon on the roadside-Everyone drinks wasp needles and scorpion tails-It's not worth mentioning (playing) Touma-Looking at the topic (hoof) Horse-drawn unicycle-Turning over the horse's hind legs-It's too late for ponytails to wipe the rope-It's no effort to tie ponytails. You hit me, I also hit the flies in the spoon-eat the horse's hind legs for a living-try to be brave in the hornet's nest-stab the snail on the ant's back-put the big-headed ant's mouth to grind the plate-the power of the mouth is that the ant climbs the broom-the ant is locked in a birdcage-many ants talk at the door-meet the ant to pee-the unknown ant (show) moves the millstone with many words-in vain. Ants pick up insects-everyone tries their best to carry mantis-shoulder the heavy responsibility-cut a knife on the ant's head-Flesh-free ants eat fireflies-bright ants wear chaff in their bellies-How cheeky ants move Mount Tai-cruel ants carry trees-don't measure themselves-put a hat on the ant's head-ants meet chickens-deserve the grasshopper to go to the bean rack-borrow one. On the bean rack-the little thing scares the grasshopper's body with a big shelf-the cartilaginous grasshopper sees blood-Ding (glaring) can't live if the ants don't get in the way-the ants catch the cows with sharp tips-they think they are talking to the ants in the mountains-when they meet ants, they will move-not the phoenix, but the rain. Grasshoppers go to bean stalls-little things borrow big stalls to scare ants to see the sky-I don't know how high and low ants climb trees-rural ants drink water-a little bit is enough for ants to go down to the pond-I don't know how deep ants go into their cells-they can buy color TV sets to bring back their hair when they touch them-there is evidence to buy salted fish and set them free-they have done the wrong thing of buying boxes and pearls-they -It's too short to see people selling children and recruiting sons-in-law-selling children and singing drama-selling water to see the performance of the great river-all money to sell fried spoons-choosing rice will not go up-bad intentions (quantity) to sell fried words at a loss-greedy stalls) are bigger than the stage selling crabs-there are many feet, and few people who can sing are robbed of wooden skulls by thieves-the shame of selling pottery pots-they want to sell a set. The tea seller says that all the dishes are fresh-each has its own set. Sell ducks in baskets-pour (pound) eggs to buy a wheat steamer-See if the river does not steam steamed bread (contend for) selling water every day-Stab the wheat straw in the eye with money-Stib the wheat bran and rub the rope-kowtow in the stubble field-poke the wheat straw at the top of the door-As a scale, who hasn't seen those two-faced people brush and paste the sky-Lake (Hu) Yun Huanglian-endless bitter gold teeth? Your red mouse gets into the fire-it's nine times better than the blind playing cards-do your duty, the cat teaches the tiger-leave a hand to drill a dog hole for the cat-it's easy for the cat to drill a mouse hole-the cat can't catch the mouse-the owl sings by itself ~ ... This donkey makes strange noises ... First, it can't run out of the circle and eat melons in the toilet ... First, the stones in the toilet. Stubborn attitude: throwing bombs into the pit ... arousing public anger (shit): installing electric fans in the pit ... ~ putting roses in the pit ... shows no fragrance: dung maggots in the pit-peacocks (shit) in the pit for survival-playthings in the pit-making insoles with helmets and no children-being demoted as impostors. Black and white coal ash mixed with lime-black and white fireworks on eyebrows-fire (disaster) in front of gourmets, whether to eat, whether to wear Mei Lanfang to sing farewell to my concubine, how to look at people under the door, how to kick people out of the door one by one, how to look at the sky, how to squint and shit on the threshold, how to stink the seals on the door inside and outside, how to pull the broom behind the door, and how to pick out dirty things to make the door. Hanging a mat on the door-it's outrageous to listen to thunder in the dark (painting)-I don't know what to do with the quilt in the southeast and northwest-I swallowed Meng Huo to defect by myself-I convinced Meng Jiangnv to find a husband-I wanted to fly in a sweet dream-I wanted to collect money in my dream-I was very happy. Maitreya-smiling at the sunshine in the rice sieve every day-the rice sieve can't cover your sleep-the rice sieve is full of water-there are many holes in the rice sieve-you can cook porridge with more rice-you can't care more about leisure (salty) things-you can cook chicken feathers with warm water-you can't cook chestnuts with warm water-you can cook turtles slowly with warm soup. Excessive (crossing) the water on the eaves-dripping from the eaves to shelter from the rain-does not hang under the eaves for a long time * But-bitter water drips from the house and it rains locally, and a boat breaks into a phoenix-the tortoise on the roof is not in the sky. The doll can't get down to tease her sister-croak and climb the tree-look around, not the mouth of the giant salamander-delicious mosquitoes bite eggs-seamless mosquitoes bite-all because of your good mouth, mosquitoes fart-stingy mosquitoes can recognize men and women when they fly over-good eyes, mosquitoes bite eggs-no holes, human mosquitoes bite scales ~ what a big Japanese mosquito bites bodhisattva- Sing a tune-the mosquito that bites is beaten by fans-go to the market at night after dinner-sleep in a snail's shell-it is difficult to turn over snails at dinner-snail's house for uninvited guests-race on the snail's back-slowly climb the centipede to eat scorpions-fight poison with poison-fresh peaches on the cliff-nobody cares (picks); No one has tasted the hairy side of Long Live Grandpa-Long Live Grandpa fell into the well without your share (dung)-dare not disturb (fish) your hand to tease beggars-make fun of the poor people eating watermelons around the stove-in his heart, play chess in a warm Go plate-don't knock on the fortune teller's door-blessings fall from the sky; Hanging dolls to see a play is a great thing-dolls are happy to watch magic-dolls go to the streets somehow-dolls play with fire-dolls can never be commanders-dolls without overall breasts ride wooden horses-fake experts smell coffins-when they die, they dig wells and meet artesian springs-and dig their eyes at will. Eating pomegranate-crooked mouth trying to play the trumpet-crooked mouth blowing the flute is evil (oblique)-crooked mouth blowing the lamp doesn't match your eyes-crooked mouth monk crooked mouth all day-crooked mouth conch doesn't have a serious crooked mouth-two crooked mouth monks eat soup with snail mother-in-law-crooked mouth wife drinks left and right, but it's not right to go up and down. A crooked pot and a flat stove-a crooked table to watch a play-a crooked monk blows a lamp for no reason-a crooked mouth with a sun cover-you can't see anything wrong-a crooked neck to watch a watch-a crooked neck to hang a necklace-a crooked guy to blow a trumpet-a crooked nephew to wear mourning clothes-it doesn't help-grandma has a little son-it helps. I lost a fur coat at home-it was not worth the loss, and the foreign trade goods were unqualified-I finally got a machete and met a gourd to cut vegetables-I bent down to cut trees just right-the king couldn't stand the rain-sooner or later this year, the tortoise ate the weight-the stone-hearted tortoise ate the watermelon-the tortoise crawled on its belly with chicken feathers-the tortoise felt like an arrow in the New Year-the year was not as good as the year-the tortoise. Cann't pretend that Wang Pockmarked eats walnuts-I went out with ideas and paintings-I understand that Wang Pockmarked sells melons-I praised Wang Baochun for falling in love with beggars-a visionary turtle with a fork-I realized that a bright turtle eats watermelons-I even rolled and climbed Wang Xiaoer to beat drums-I was so poor.