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Desperately, I pretended to be a lady to go on a blind date.

Actually, this inconsistency between appearance and essence is not intentional, but I really don't know what to say in the face of people I don't know well, so I have to sit quietly and look into each other's eyes-listening, so some people mistakenly think that I am "gentle and demure".

since I was a child, I like to talk freely and tell stories to others. But I found that this disguise brought me benefits-winning the favor of boys.

Don't fall in love when it's time to fall in love

Maybe it's because it's too early to talk about love. That love in middle school actually made me immune. This immunity lasts until after going to college and working. My friend said that I was "fooling around when I shouldn't be in love, but I stopped loving when I should be in love." It was time to talk about marriage, and they took the initiative to introduce friends to me.

But I hate blind date. Two strangers sit together and talk nonsense, and then decide each other's "life and death" based on their first impression, which is unfair to both sides.

A girlfriend who has been dating countless times bitterly concluded that some people clearly don't like you, but they just don't like you. You say this hurts self-esteem! Later, I analyzed my own psychology. In fact, I just don't want such people to hurt me, and I don't want some outstanding young men to have the same harm.

but I couldn't hold everyone's encouragement, so I met a few. Basically, several modes, such as the two sides are not eye-to-eye, the other side is not eye-to-eye, the other side is not eye-to-eye, and the two sides are eye-to-eye, are all occupied.

What is worth mentioning is a story that approximates to a joke. One of my mother's friends introduced me to someone, saying that we also knew him. He came to our house two or three times a few years ago and helped me a little. I only vaguely remember that the man was very sorry for the audience and didn't want to.

But my mother's friend said that he didn't want to go on a blind date, but when he heard that the girl to be introduced was me, he readily agreed, saying that he had a good impression of me-amiable and gentle. To this end, I felt a little touched in my heart, and it is rare for him to remember it many years later.

But this initial impression is so superficial that he doesn't know that I also have a casual or mean side. I was not unfamiliar with my acquaintance, although my impression of him was very vague, so I was outspoken as soon as I met him. He introduced me to the house he bought, more than 1 square meters, and hundreds of thousands of houses have been paid in one lump sum.

Listening to his words, I could not help but hit him: "Since I have hundreds of thousands in my hand, there are plenty of good houses for a loan." He stopped talking. After a while, he talked about his new Jetta, which was also a one-time payment, and said that he planned to change to a BMW by the end of the year.

I don't know what's wrong with me, so I told him, "All the people want to buy a BMW. Your Jetta can drive a Passat with a little more money. The old Jetta didn't help, not as good as xiali 2. "

He looked at me doubtfully and found that I was not the gentle and kind woman he remembered at all. Later, I learned that when he came to our house for the second time, he greeted me. I just looked at him and didn't say anything, so he thought I was an introverted and shy woman.

as everyone knows, the actual situation is that there were several air-conditioning workers at home that day. I thought he was one of them, and I didn't know he was talking to me, so I ignored him. Needless to say, our ending can be imagined.

no more camouflage

in the face of feelings, there must be no more camouflage. What kind of "encounter" will I have if I can remove my disguise?

another time was even more terrible. A high school friend got married and I was the maid of honor. At that time, I was still alone. When my classmates' parents watched their daughter get married, they were delighted and excited, and they took care of me more. At the wedding banquet, they grabbed me and asked, "Do you have a boyfriend? When will you get married? "

I replied, "No,no." Uncle and aunt continued to ask: "What do you want?" I began to talk nonsense: "I want to find a stable and introverted person, so I can't find it." After that, I left my uncle and aunt who were completely unexpected and couldn't meet the conversation. Get out of the way.

it never occurred to me that what was really unexpected was myself. A few days later, this high school friend called and said that after listening to my request that day, her parents began to look around and finally found a good young man. They also asserted that the future of this child must be bright and my wish is likely to come true in the distant future.