Funny quotes about losing weight

1. A humorous talk about losing weight: I stayed up late reading and sleeping on an hungry stomach, and I instantly lost weight and felt like a college student. I have been eating grass for three days, and in my dreams I imagined that I had lost weight.

2. Sentences to post on WeChat Moments if you have lost weight ① Easy and funny articles are simple, happy, and easy to lose weight. Losing weight is an excuse, not having money is the king. There are no ugly women, only fat women. After losing weight, even the back looks super beautiful. What you lose when you lose weight is fat, and what you lose when you lose weight is your body. As long as you are thin enough, no photo will be taken well.

3. Meitu Xiuxiu asked me not to wake me up since I am 1.8 meters tall and weigh 90 pounds. Let me live in the photo. Either lose weight! Or die! A delicious fierce girl must dare to face the fat body and the bright eyes of the masses. Everyone says I'm fat, but actually I'm just not too thin.

4. Lose weight successfully and continue to maintain it in the future. I am so happy to finally wear the legendary S size. At the peak of my life, I lost XX pounds. When it comes to weight loss, fat people are shouting and thin people are doing it. In fact, I will lose weight, I just want to gain weight for a while.

5. Love has nothing to do with beauty, ugliness, fatness or thinness. Just because she's the only one in the world. No matter how thin you are, if your face is large and round, you will appear fat at first. You see I look very fat, but actually I am malnourished.

6. It is said that after eating, you gain wisdom. After eating so much, you gain nothing but weight. I want to curse: It’s her uncle’s fault! I have reduced to 140 pounds, still a little short of the standard weight. Looking at my previous weight before summer, I couldn't stop crying.