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Valentine's day straight man confession joke

Girl, as a senior straight man, I need to tell you a trick. When you face a man's confession, but doubt that he wants to play with you, then nine times out of ten he wants to play with you. You should trust your sixth sense and be very accurate.

In front of male college teachers, almost all female students are vulnerable groups.

Your college life has just begun, but his college life is over. He knows, has seen and experienced everything you didn't expect. You are a blank sheet of paper, but he is a mass of paper that sank to the bottom of the cup, and met you when floating in the ocean of life.

Your youth and innocence remind him of his youth. He wants to find his lost youth from you, and uses his rich life experience to make you think that you have met a lost love. In fact, you are only an option in his life at most. He is not a little dragon girl, you are not Yang Guo, and he can't live without you. You don't need his experience to enlighten your new life.

Although university teachers already have stable jobs, which may be helpful for your future development, the premise of high return is high risk. If he just plays with his position in the name of love, you will be miserable. Falling in love with a university teacher is fatal, because such a thing is rare, so it will inevitably become the focus. If he really plays you, after you are dumped, it's time for rumors to spread, saying that you are in foster care, that you didn't fail the exam, and so on, which will make you extremely painful. At that time, you couldn't find anyone to talk about your pain and misfortune.

Moreover, as I said at the beginning, since you suspect that he wants to play with you, it means that you perceive something in his interaction with you, so you have this idea. Maybe you are good at logical thinking, but it doesn't matter. As I said just now, girls' sixth sense is very accurate. Since you think he wants to play with you, it is quite possible.

So I suggest you keep changing, stay still for a while, observe for a while, get more information, and then make a choice.