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I am a joke in your world.
2. Don't be silly. Being together is just your last excuse to comfort yourself. No one knows better than you how he treats you. He didn't accompany you when you were sad. He didn't cherish you when you stayed. To put it bluntly, he just doesn't love you.
3. You moved your heart first. Later, I got deeper and deeper until I couldn't get out again. Then, I'll end with your sentence "People can change". It's okay. I'm waiting, not for you to like me again, but for me to stop liking you.
You won't laugh twice for the same joke, so why cry countless times for the same reason?
I thought it was a great thing to like it. It can climb mountains and go underground. I learned later that it wasn't. It can't even make you happy.
6. You can only be mine. In order to have you, I can deprive you of your freedom by any means. If you are tired, I will let you die in my arms.
7. There are always many things that make people feel powerless in this life, such as the achievements you have tried or failed to achieve, such as what you have tried or failed to achieve.
8. It's like a mouthful of candy falling to the ground, and it's raining when you go out to play. A movie that took a long time to download was said to be corrupted and needed to be downloaded again. The mobile phone prompts a new message only to find that it is an application software update. I was full of expectation but fell into despair that day. This is how you make me feel.
9, some things, we know is wrong, but also insist, because unwilling; Some people, we know that we love, but have to give up because there is no ending; Sometimes, we know there is no road, but we are still moving forward because we are used to it.
10, everyone's youth cannot escape a love. Here, there is love, affection, joy and joy, but there is no eternal loneliness.
I am in a bad mood. Tell me about the signature in a bad mood.
I am in a bad mood. Tell me:
In our life, there are bound to be many encounters, one thing, one person, which makes our life more tortuous. Anyway, there are always a few things you can't forget, and there is always one person you can't forget. If you miss it, you will pass by. The beauty without intersection is just the illusion of emptiness inside. Forgetting is the best memory of each other. Along the way, the occasional starlight made us feel sorry and warm.
Whether you can stand me for a winter has nothing to do with who you will always be with after a winter.
Being assertive is actually a kind of self-confidence, believing in your own abilities and choices. When a person doesn't believe in himself, it is easy to be knocked down by others' words, and he is afraid of making wrong judgments and decisions, so let others decide. Sometimes, the reason why you don't believe in your own ability is because you trust others' ability too much. In fact, as long as you follow your own ideas, you may not be worse than others.
Sadness, crying is not the only expression, swallow your tears back into your stomach and cover up your vulnerability with strength; Failure and depression make the soul more humble. It is better to drive away the gloom of setbacks and let the sun heal the soul. What the world cares about is not your crying at the top of your lungs, but how to get up after you fall. Don't show your wounds to others easily. What's the use of pity Only by standing up can you have your own height.
If there are only three seconds left in the world, I will spend one second looking for you, two seconds knowing you and three seconds telling you: I love you!
In mid-September, the night was deserted. At present, it is beating, repeating and changing gradually.
It turns out that in your world, I am just a small role.
Who walked through his youth and left a smile, who stayed in his flower season and warmed his thoughts.
Good mood will lead to good scenery, good vision will lead to good discovery, good thinking will lead to good ideas. People may not be beautiful, but they should be healthy; People can not be great, but be happy; People can be imperfect, but they should pursue it. Take work as enjoyment, and you will do your best; Take life as fun, and you will be full of confidence; Take reading as growth, and you will work hard; Take dedication as happiness, and you will help others generously.
Wine is in the stomach, but things are in the heart. There always seems to be a layer in the middle. No amount of wine can drown your heart.
I want to breathe simply like a child, but I can't find the oxygen that suits me.
Sometimes, in the face of people around me, I suddenly feel speechless. Sometimes, things that have been adhered to are unrecognizable overnight. Sometimes, I want to indulge myself and hope that I will go crazy hysterically. Sometimes, people suddenly say to you, I think you have changed, and then they start to have mixed feelings. Sometimes, I feel that I have the whole world, but for a moment I feel that I actually have nothing. .....
A person can put everything down as long as he no longer wants it.
The most unsuccessful listener is that you take what others say seriously.
No matter how beautiful pencil drawings are, they are all gray.
After all, I have dreams after waking up, but I have no regrets. I will use a switch to look back at you. I am willing to sink into the mire of love in my life. You are in the end of the world, and I am the cape.
I was lovelorn once, and it seemed that I suddenly understood the meaning of all love songs.
I always have you in my heart, but the proportion has changed.
The cello sounds like a river. The left bank is a memory I can't forget, and the right bank is a glorious time I deserve to persist in. What flows in the middle is my faint sadness every year!
I always stare at the sunrise, and I am homeless and sad at sunset.
You can't pretend to like it, and you can't pretend to be happy. It's always a moment.
If the memory becomes a fragment, it is because it is full of heartache.
You are my snowman, and I can never warm your heart.
Every summer, after your smile, the deep rut marks a wound in my heart that will never heal.
Memory is like water poured in the palm of your hand. Whether it is crushed or clenched, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.
I spent a lot of time wandering between my fingers, leaving a lot of things called knowledge and emotion in my hand.
Hide in a certain time, miss the palm print for a period of time, hide in a certain place, miss someone standing on the road, standing on the road I care about.
Occasionally, I stand alone in the wilderness at dusk, presiding over the funeral of the sunset instead of you.
In fact, every flower has its own life. When a flower withers, it is the end of life, and its seed is the continuation of life, continuing to bear the wind and rain and facing another reincarnation.
That night, I smoked a lot, and the smoke turned into your face. I waved my hand and everything became a thing of the past.
Injury, happiness, can it be far behind?
Time is not to forget the pain, but to get used to it.
Looking out of the window, there were scenes that flashed by like slides. Corners of the mouth rise, sneer at yourself.
The so-called love is the present continuous tense, and the past is no longer love, but old love.
After the pain, I won't feel pain, and some will only be a cold heart.
We are like needles on the surface, turning and turning, watching time pass by in a hurry, but there is nothing we can do.
The past days are like dead leaves, and it is impossible to return to the original position. Let bygones be bygones, don't entangle, and don't regret it. Memorizing everything will only make your backpack heavier and heavier. Only by abandoning those unnecessary burdens can we go further. Never feel sorry for what you have lost-what you haven't picked is just a flower in spring, and the whole spring is still yours.
Shadow is your best friend. I would never betray your best friend.
Sometimes, the world is so big that we have no chance to meet it all our lives. Sometimes, the world is small and I can see your smiling face when I look up. So, when you meet, please be grateful; When you love each other, please cherish it; When you turn around, please be elegant; Please be sure to smile when you say goodbye.
Only occasionally I can't stop crying, and I will hide and let it be unscrupulous.
I often inadvertently think of someone I used to be, not forgetting, but letting go. Those who don't want to tell anyone are lurking in the dark corner. I always meet people who shouldn't give up when I don't know how to love, but I planted unintentional injuries when I know how to love. When you meet someone, you really understand the meaning of love; Miss a person, and truly feel the feeling of heartache.
A man must stand up to lies, perfunctory, cheating, forget his promise, let go of everything, and finally cover up his tears with laughter. The more you hold back your tears, the more you will become a good medicine for happiness.
Suddenly, you left, and I will go on with sadness and strength.
Lovers, relatives and friends can't escape the joys and sorrows of leaving others, praying for the fruits of reincarnation, and the rain has scattered their hearts.
Only by cutting off your own retreat can you win a better way out. Many times, we all need the courage to cut off our retreat. Because there is a retreat behind us, we will feel lucky and comfortable, and the pace of progress will slow down; If there is no retreat behind us, we can concentrate all our energy, go forward and win a way out for ourselves.
Some things are like sand in your hand. The tighter you hold on, the more you lose.
Sometimes, we feel that we have come to the end, in fact, our hearts have come to the end. No matter how deep despair is, it is a process and will always end. Escape is always not the way. Courage, go forward, maybe the opportunity is in the next second. It is always in the deepest despair that you can see the most beautiful scenery.
A relaxed smile and a graceful arc not only express optimism, but also strength. It spans any ravine and ridge, and only a smiling life can overcome everything in any complex scene.
One day you will understand that people should love themselves first. I can't love you with nothing.
No matter how beautiful yesterday is, it will eventually be compressed into today's memories. No matter how helpless we are, we can't stop the passage of time. No matter how wonderful today is, it will be pieced together into the history of tomorrow. No matter how persistent you are, you can't refuse the scars given by years. We miss yesterday, because it melted all the beautiful yearning and conveyed all the passionate pursuits. The past has been frozen, let it be dusty, try to write today well and make tomorrow's memories more brilliant.
I put down my dignity, personality and stubbornness because I can't let you go!
When you are proud of the spring breeze, leave some space to think, and don't let your pride go to your head. When you are in pain, leave a blank of comfort, and don't let the pain suffocate your heart. When you are upset, leave some space for happiness, and troubles are also clouds. When you are lonely, leave some blanks for friendship. Sincere friendship is the second self. When you are lost, leave a blank for hope, and hope is your guiding light.
Life has no draft. After writing this article today, it is impossible to have the same one again. Ordinary days are always regarded as worthless waste paper by us, and it doesn't hurt to be smeared. We always think there is enough paper. In fact, life will not give us time and opportunity to draft, and every stroke cannot be changed. The draft we write every day will become the unchangeable answer in life.
True happiness is earned bit by bit and accumulated day by day. Don't hurt the person who likes you, and don't let the person you like get hurt. Maturity depends not on how old you are, but on how much responsibility your shoulders can provoke. If you like someone, you must be careful, treat each other sincerely, communicate sincerely and be persistent. Don't care too much about gains and losses, but learn to tolerate each other's shortcomings and mistakes with a tolerant heart.
Some people live their whole lives, but they don't really live a whole day. Because they either look back on the past or look forward to the future and never live in the present.
How long can a smile last, and whether the wish for a meteor can be realized.
Life is like a grand and magnificent drama. We wear different masks, play different roles, perform different experiences, but share the same sadness. There is no soft love in a hard city. Life, not Lin Daiyu, will not be amorous feelings because of sadness.
No matter how shiny the appearance is in the landscape, after tearing off the mask, only fragility remains.
Chest tightness, exhale, let your heart calm down.
Accustomed to lighting a cigarette, listening to songs and writing music reviews. What do I know about depression when the smoke turns down?
If it is easy to break up because of a long-distance relationship, don't blame the distance. You should be glad that you left someone who didn't really love you, because in the face of love, distance is really nothing. Therefore, if your lover is far away, don't feel lonely or wronged, but be glad that you have exchanged loneliness and missing for a true love, which is the love that others can't wait for.
Suddenly seeing a person's back, I felt inexplicably warm in my heart and touched thousands of people. I am not sure whether there is love at first sight in the world, but I always believe that as long as it is as beautiful as love at first sight, there is life in this world.
You are my confusion, and I am your indifference, just like restless weather and endless cicadas.
I like someone for too long, and it gradually becomes a habit that I can't quit.
Everyone is not what you see. We all stumble in front of our dreams, and we may hide in the face of reality. Actually, we are all the same. I hope someone will coax me when I cry, accompany me when I am afraid, ask me when I am bored, and rely on me when I am tired ... Every time I am strong enough to be brave, I just want to believe that I can be in the mood.
There are two kinds of feelings between men and women, one is to care for each other, and the other is to forget about the people you can love and forget the people you can't love.
Be a smart woman: a smart woman can read a man's truth, but she doesn't refuse to listen to his lies; Women, believe in men's love words, it is better to enjoy men's love words. The former will disappoint you, and the latter will make your love more colorful. The happiness of a woman lies in that she really loves me, and the happiness of a man lies in that she deserves my love.
Try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sun, dream your own dreams and go your own way! A word in a bad mood
We are looking for our dreams all the way, and we are constantly giving up our dreams. The meaning of life lies not in how many dreams you have realized, but in how high you are; It is not the joy of realizing dreams, but the bitterness and hardship in the trek. The most difficult and rare things leave us with the deepest memories. Don't believe in luck, it has nothing to do with dreams. Only the harder you work, the better your luck will be.
A seemingly heartless and careless girl just left all the tenderness to the one who is worthy of love.
The so-called practice of smiling is not to mechanically move your facial expressions, but to try to change your mentality and adjust your mood. Learn to accept the reality frankly, learn to tell yourself to let nature take its course, learn to face bad luck calmly, learn to look at life positively, and learn to look on the bright side in everything. In this way, sunshine will flow into the heart, drive away fear, drive away darkness and drive away all haze.
People who talk less are not necessarily smart and brave, and talking and laughing are not necessarily not rigorous.
All girls who have reached the age of love are always divided into two categories: one category says that it is happy to love each other more; The other school says that the other person loves me a little more, which is happiness. Maybe, we are all wrong. The form and weight of love have never been set in our hearts. What kind of love will you have when you meet a man? Zhang ailing
The familiar melody outlines the fragments of those memories.
When you leave, please make sure you don't love anymore. If you love, please love deeply!
Don't let someone who likes you cry for you once. Because, you can only hurt him/her like that once. Then you changed from an indispensable person to a dispensable person. Even if he/she still loves you, something has really changed. Anthony, "These are all the love you gave me."
If love never comes, if dreams never break, if hearts never break, then am I still the person you know?
Song is not a perfunctory self-comforting heart, but an attitude towards life.
Heartache and tears are in a bad mood. You are on the left, I am on the right, and we are stubborn and don't look back.
1, some things can only be recalled. Some people can only be passers-by I can't escape those memories after all, I can't forget that person, and I can't change the role of a one-man show.
You are just a passer-by in my life, and then you become a frequent visitor in my memory, but I will never cry myself hoarse for someone again.
3. When you are tired, choose to forget, don't let your thoughts turn into poison, don't let your memory cut your heart, let me cry until dawn, and bury me alone in the ocean of tears.
It took me ten years to forget someone, but it made her outline more vivid in my mind.
I don't miss you very much, but I will think of you when I am unhappy. You are still the first person I want to talk to. I don't miss you very much, but I will suddenly think of you when listening to the song, for no reason, just because the lyrics are like you and me.
6. I gave up the so-called happy ending just to wait for an uncertain love. Finally, at the end of the play, I was the only one left.
7. Recalling the days when we were together, I feel hazy. Your youthful body always comes to my dreams with moonlight, which makes me worry.
8. There is a kind of pain that is very painful. Pain to the left atrium, and then despair. Don't expect, don't assume, don't force, let nature take its course, destiny takes a hand will happen.
9. Not that I miss you, but that I miss you. Thinking is a kind of pain, thinking is a kind of bitterness, and missing is the pain you gave me.
10, we agreed to watch the long stream of water together, but we have to become someone else's XXX. At the fork in the road, you are on the left, I am on the right, and we are all stubborn and don't look back.
Say 202 1 if you are in a bad mood.
First, there are too many regrets in life. The more people grow up, the more lonely they feel.
Second, time changes not only the size of feet, but also people's hearts.
Third, know that no matter how to save, it is just air.
Fourth, the most painful cry of love is that you can't start over.
5. Is there a smile in the sky after the rain?
6. I used happiness as a bargaining chip to bet on the true and false love in the world. As a result, I didn't lose anything
It's not easy to love you for so long. Now I decide to forget, but you appear in my sight.
Eight, I don't know, you already have her.
Nine, we are sugar, sweet to sorrow.
10. A person who is irritable and easy to calm down is not worth the loss; It is difficult for a person to calm down when he is angry, and such a person has gains and losses; A person's anger is hard to calm down, such a person is a saint; It is easy for an angry person to calm down. Such a person is a villain.
1 1. Those who stand in the same place and wait will always be abandoned.
Twelve, many people don't need to meet again, because they are just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we give each other.
Thirteen, as long as you say a word, I won't get in your way, as long as you give up on me.
I hope that one day we will become strangers again and get to know you again.
15. I was still very happy when I tied my eyes and couldn't shed tears.
Sixteen, the season passed in a hurry, and it turned out that the ups and downs were always only me.
You keep my heart alive.
We always think that life is normal, and we always regard profligacy as the norm. In fact, life is extremely limited, and every day without effort is a disappointment to myself. The biggest waste is wasting time; The greatest wealth is that time is not wasted. Don't hesitate at the starting point, rather frustrate than stop; Don't regret at the end, giving up easily every time is a failure in life.
Nineteen, a person, a heart, a lifetime of waiting. A person, a city, distressed for a lifetime. Traveling alone, taking a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs, until one day, you meet someone, you fall in love, and finally understand that all search has a process. Once and heaven remains our neighbourhood, now it is only a stone's throw away.
Twenty, two atria, one lives in the most important self, and the other has long been discarded.
It doesn't matter whether the world is black or white, because you have left.
It doesn't matter. We are just friends, there is no reason to be apart.
Make your face like sunshine, so that you won't see your own shadow.
If you think my concern is a burden, then I can look on coldly.
Twenty-five, we love each other, but we can't be together, leaving only regrets.
Twenty-six, confused and obsessed with the unknown yearning, can't tell what you want.
Twenty-seven, with sleepless dreams, fantasizing about the hope of rejection, a gray world.
Dear, our promises, our photos and our memories will bloom forever in that summer that belongs to us.
Twenty-nine, I wanted to give the world a warm hug, but I was caught off guard by all directions.
30. What is lost will never come back, and what comes back will never be perfect.
Thirty-one, after breaking up, always intentionally or unintentionally touch those hurtful past events.
32. Tears are always inexplicable because you wet your cheeks. People all over the world understand. Why don't you understand?
If everyone in this world must fall in love, my left hand and your right hand want to be together.
I don't trust anyone because I'm afraid.
Thirty-five, when silence equals hug, but I can't find the direction I want.
How sad, I can never grasp your direction.
If it is impossible to be with the person who pursues you, don't play ambiguous and waste other people's money and time. As a result, you may lose a friend who is really good to you, and you will be looked down upon.
There are too many troubles in this world, but you can't get everything you want.
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