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Classic boys and girls jokes
1、? Where did you meet your ex-boyfriend
? Weibo. ?
? Does he have a high income?
? Meager. ?
? Then why did you break up?
? Weibo. ?
2. In order to propose to your girlfriend, pretend to read her palm, and then tell her affectionately that your future husband is a peerless good man, handsome and rich, and you can enjoy happiness for a lifetime if you marry him.
Girlfriend pa, angry in person: I want to break up with TM, just say so. . .
I held my girlfriend last night. I was honest and didn't move. She suddenly slapped me and then said, why can't a good pig suddenly bow its head to cabbage? . .
4、? Will you leave me?
? Yes ?
? What time?
? After you leave this world. ?
? Get out! Why should I die first? ? Girlfriend backhand slap. . .
5. My girlfriend just put on a mask.
Girlfriend: Honey, do you think I'm white?
Me: Well, Bai!
Girlfriend: Then why don't you praise me?
Me: Oh, one white covers all the ugliness. . .
Pa ~ ~ resounded through the sky.
6. Visiting the night market with my girlfriend, she took a fancy to a little thing on the stall. The boss wants 30 yuan, and the girlfriend asks? Can you make it cheaper?
The boss didn't agree, and the girlfriend bargained to 20. I didn't bring much money for a walk, just 20. ?
The boss was about to agree when I added:? I still have money here. ?
My girlfriend snapped and turned away, so angry that she didn't buy anything.
Hey, hey, it's only worth 20 yuan a slap, I snickered!
7. The woman knows that the man likes her very much for a long time. One day, the woman asked: You like me for so long, why don't you chase me?
M: I don't think that's possible.
Woman: How do you know it's impossible if you don't chase it?
The man thinks there is a chance and pursues her every day. . .
After a while, the man confessed to her, but he was rejected. He asked her angrily why.
She said coldly: I just tell you what is impossible with practical actions. . .
8. When I went to my girlfriend's house for dinner, I told her that if one day I was dumped by a man, would you take care of me for dinner like this?
As a result, this guy turned to me and said, you said it as if you wanted it yourself, but I was speechless. . .
9. My stepdaughter grew up day by day. Finally, on the day when the peach was ripe, I bought a catty for her to eat.
10, every time I pass by an Internet cafe, I feel sad to see those teenagers who are addicted to the Internet. I want to arouse their fighting spirit by myself, but I can't. . . So I can only swipe my ID card and take a chance. If I can save one person, I'm one. . .
1 1. The man grabbed my hand and I tried my best, but I didn't move.
I can't help begging: Brother, please don't touch me. I will repay you in my next life. ?
The man held on tighter and tighter, and the thought that he would succeed made me cry with humiliation.
The man was shocked: I said, brother, how can I get my cards back? Put down the 30 thousand in my hand, I want to touch it ?
12, there is a 3-year-old girl in my family. Now she is in kindergarten, and she goes to pick her up every day. Although it's hard, I know it's a man's duty. As long as the family is good, it is nothing to work hard.
Today, I sent my baby to primary school as usual, but I felt reluctant to go back and forgot to look at it more, not to mention the new teacher is really sexy! ! !
13, in the hot sun, she stood stubbornly in the middle of the road, letting sweat soak the back of her clothes. I have no choice. I went over and advised: Girl, the sun is so poisonous and your skin is so good, don't get tanned?
She didn't speak, I:? Look at this car coming and going A close call. Why don't you leave here? She still ignores me. . .
Me:? If you have any ideas, let me know. Don't be too sad. You are still young. My persistence finally paid off. She spoke: Do you believe me to detain you if you want to interfere with my traffic control again? Go away! ?
14, drive to the gas station to refuel,
Me:? Waiter, come on. ?
Attendant:? Sorry, sir, we don't have gas for your car. ?
I was angry at that time: this is the largest gas station in the city, and you haven't got the oil I want?
Attendant:? But we really don't have the oil on your bicycle chain. ?
15, female:? Let's break up. ?
Man:? It's ok to break up, let me hold your hand for the last time! ?
The girl agreed and the boy smiled. If you can break away from me, I will agree to break up. ?
The girl had a hard time getting rid of the boy, and the boy immediately turned and left. . .
The girl suddenly understood something and cursed, Martin, you gave me the ring, and you fucking returned it! ?
16、? When you confess to a girl, how can you tell whether she is shy or really refuses?
? It's simple. You can see it in your face. ?
? What if her face hasn't changed?
? Then look at your face. ?
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