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Li Dazui: Although I am alone, I am infatuated.

"You have a problem with you, you have a problem with me, you have a problem with my uncle, and you have a problem with my uncle. That is the court." Every time after this passage, Mouth always keeps a low profile, for fear that others will not know that his uncle is from Louzhi County, and that others will know that his uncle is from Louzhi County.

Li Dazui, alias Li Xiulian, is a single biography, but he can't get a wife.

I used to be a head catcher, but I am a vicious person. I hate it when I'm laughing. Louzhi's uncle is an upright official, so he is very popular at the border of Qixia Town. He got such an office for his nephew, but Li Dazui didn't live up to expectations.

Because of his relationship, he used his power to bully the weak and was afraid of difficulties. Knowing this, he stopped talking to the nephew.

When Tongxiangyu bought the inn for lack of cooks, Mo Xiaobei stood at the door and shouted. Li Xiulian, the 36th clothes collector in Qixia Town, came carrying a bag. He stood at the door and shouted three times: "My mouth is a cook, and being a catcher has never been my pursuit."

Since then, I have taken root in Tongfu Inn and become a chef who can cook several dishes in a few years.

As a chef, he used to wash vegetables in the Yellow Crane Tower ... but washing vegetables is a serious craft. Although being a chef is not as good as being a head catcher, people still have to find something that really suits them.

There is nothing more suitable for Li Dazui than a chef, but his cooking is not delicious. As a chef, he is bent on becoming a great soldier or a flower escort to make a lot of money.

After all, the life pressure of big mouth is really too great. He is fat, ugly, ignorant, talented and timid. He either eats or hides every day. Single-parent family, his family is a blind mother in his 80 s, and the uncle of the magistrate of a county is the richest relative, and he broke up with him.

In Tongfu Inn, his ordinary makes him look extremely desolate, so even if everyone gets along like brothers and sisters, his inner inferiority is real.

He blamed all his inferiority on his lack of martial arts, so he mistakenly thought that after practicing the eighteen palms of the dragon, the whole person looked car-scrapping and had different attitudes in speaking and doing things. A word that has been hanging on his lips is that I am different now, and I am not what I used to be.

With martial arts, he first turned his attention to Guo. Being bullied by her for so long, he suddenly felt that he could resist.

Guo's ignorance under the embellishment of Lao Bai is probably the most proud time for his big mouth.

It was only when I confidently photographed the old elm table that the table didn't move. The eighteen palms of the dragon were instantly turned into "ten palms of the dragon", and he became the laughing stock of everyone in an instant. How scared he used to be, how despised he is now. What can he do in the face of such a scene? After all, it's true that the ox was blown out by him, and it's also true that martial arts is absent. In the face of everyone's new ridicule, what can he do except laugh at himself with everyone?

Every time I catch the opportunity to be an escort, I am particularly excited. He also knows that he is a cook who doesn't know martial arts, but the escort is well paid. This is really more important to him than anything else.

On second thought, it delayed the cook's work.

After Wu Shuang came, everyone hoped that he would stop cooking. After a few years, there were only a few unpalatable dishes left, and everyone really had enough.

But this man still has to pay attention to this fate. His cooking is terrible, but he has won the appreciation of Zhuge Kongfang, the god of food in Beijing. The god of food said that the rice cooked with a big mouth only looks a little ugly and smells less fragrant, but it tastes like the god of food, which is to win the appreciation of the god of food.

Shut up even if you have more opinions. Anyway, the black iron kitchen knife is in the hands of the god of food, and he can give it to whoever he wants. Whether he is Vanderford or Terry Bao, I am too rich anyway.

Later, because of this black iron kitchen knife, I was confused and became the head of the kitchen knife door. This is pyramid selling.

In this way, although the god of food failed in taste, the big mouth became the only descendant of the god of food in Beijing, which could bring light to the mother's face.

By the way, speaking of that big-mouthed old lady, she is no ordinary person, not just a blind old lady. I remember when my old lady was free, she always liked to gamble. Small gambling is good for her feelings, while big gambling is bad for her health. The old lady gambled with a big mouth and put herself in this life.

It's really hard for the old bald man to lose so badly once. I dare ask the old man your surname is Xuanyuan.

This sentence shocked all the people present, and broke off Xuanyuan. How to describe her status, her position in the gambling industry, is almost the same as the old white of the snitch world.

God, it turns out that Li Dazui is the son of a gambler. In that case, it's really a matter of minutes if his mother wants to leave some wife books for her son.

Ok, this topic is still back to the wife.

Standing at the entrance of Tongfu Inn, I saw Huilan all my life.

It was a sunny day, and everyone was playing at the old elm table. At this time, a young woman and her father appeared at the entrance of Tongfu Inn, fighting for marriage.

Love at first sight is probably what it feels like. It blows into my heart like spring breeze, warm and kind. I want to tell you gently, don't forget me.

A good wedding contest was ruined by Xiao Guo, and he lived in endless thoughts of orchids from then on.

Later, Xiao Guo and the scholar were very much in love in the house, practicing martial arts with Beckham in the yard, and the shopkeeper and Lao Bai courted in the hall. Only the roof can let him live in such a big Tongfu Inn.

A pot of wine and a dish of peanuts, this time, he was very sad, but he was not found by his friends, but attracted a liar.

My mouth feels lonely. Why do we all live in pairs? It's his turn to be redundant? I think it's unfortunate that Dazui falls in love with Cymbidium.

Yang Huilan, who is beautiful and versatile, has been wandering in this Jianghu, being a liar and being involved in pyramid schemes. Like a weed, she can live anywhere.

Li Dazui is not suitable for her, or she despises Li Dazui. He is a small cook with no face, money and power, and will not fall into the eyes of a girl like Whelan.

He thought that by keeping his promise to Cymbidium, two people could live a happy life, but later, he saw Cymbidium get a happy home with his own eyes in another man who had too much money than himself.

Although this is not love for Liu Xingyu, it is also a man's responsibility. Who knows, just when he was about to forget that Lan and Miss Liu were together, it turned out that he was just a pawn in a scam.

Mouth finally didn't find his love. Although he is greedy and reckless, he is kind and honest. Although he is fat and stupid, he is also very filial and loyal.

Big mouth forgets cymbidium, and will definitely find home after 80 times.