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How to make your girlfriend happy
It is said: "The biggest difference between an angry girlfriend and a terrorist is that you can negotiate with the terrorist!"
So, never reason with a girl when she is angry.
If you want to make a girl's anger go away, please follow the process: admit your mistake - apologize - coax
So, how to comfort your girlfriend when she is angry?
1. Issue cards to her, such as "shopping card", "princess hug card", "housework exemption card"...
2. Buy, buy, buy, a woman's mood , Three points are destined, seven points depend on shopping.
3. Tell her that the express is being delivered.
4. Give her a shower of red envelopes!
5. Clear the shopping cart.
6. Swipe my card.
7. Always remember to cure all diseases.
8. Bang on the wall, on the bed, on the sofa, in the kitchen, all kinds of bangs...
9. Kiss, hug and lift high.
10. What color lipstick are you still missing? Buy buy buy!
11. Don’t say sorry, just say I love you.
12. Tell her a joke.
13. Cook delicious food for her yourself or take her to a big meal.
14. Give her a beating.
15. Take the initiative to do housework and clean.
In short, either have sex to make her feel good, or buy and buy to make her feel good.
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