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What jokes did you make when you first went abroad?

The anti-corruption investigation found that molesting women, keeping mistresses and mistresses, and illegal super-births are all officials.

During the trial, these people all felt the same way, but they didn't know why. As long as it is an official, the hormone level will soar and the testicles will swell, so there is no way out. Through the trial, the prosecutor thinks that there is no problem with the government, which may be the problem of Professor Zhu from the Institute of Pig Breeding. Because he has said in many places that he is injecting male hormones into boars to improve their sexual interest and reproductive rate. The prosecutor investigated Professor Zhu for several days, but found nothing, so he was released.

After returning to China, Professor Zhu thought carefully that exogenous hormones had little effect, which made him heartbroken. So many officials have high hormones, which is probably stimulated by the appointment letters like red-headed documents. Professor Zhu was suddenly enlightened and looked for him thousands of miles away. Suddenly, when he looked back, he was in the dim light.

He immediately went to the office and made several letters of appointment for mayor, minister, general manager and chairman, and hung one around the neck of each boar. Sure enough, the effect appeared, and the scrotum of the boar expanded rapidly, swollen and ready to move. By the end of the year, the reproductive rate of boars has increased by 90%.