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Horse racing marriage in Tian Ji
Wang Hua is a primary school Chinese teacher and his wife is a housewife.
Wang Hua and his college girlfriend broke up because they bought a house.
Girlfriend said not to buy a house and not to get married. Wang Hua believes that with the influence of his girlfriend, first, the family can't get more than 100 thousand at once, and second, why must we buy a house? Can't you save some money after working for a few years?
The two couldn't get along and finally broke up.
Wang Hua thinks his girlfriend is unreasonable.
After breaking up, I was in a bad mood for a while, but men always have to take this step when they get married.
Relatives introduced Xiaoli, a female worker in a clothing factory.
Xiaoli took a fancy to Wang Hua at the first sight. After kissing, she left a message for the introducer. As long as Wang Hua nods, she wants nothing.
Although Wang Hua has no feelings for Xiaoli, she has always wanted to find a girl with culture. Xiaoli graduated from junior high school and is a foreigner. However, such a generous girl secretly loves herself, and her heart is still touched.
The most important thing is nothing.
This sentence touched Wang Hua's most fragile and sensitive nerve and seemed to be a hearty revenge on his ex-girlfriend.
The beautiful little flame burst into flames.
Wang Hua and Xiao Li got married.
A simple wedding announced the curtain of their married life.
Not long after the marriage, Xiaoli suspected that the clothing factory was far from home and resigned without consulting Wang Hua.
She was pregnant, gave birth to a child, and took care of her son until he graduated from primary school, and never went to work again for a day.
As soon as she talked about going out to work, Xiaoli began to cry, shouting "marry Han, marry Han, dress and eat". Wang Hua lost his temper, forget it, let her go.
When I got married, I rented a house near the school. The next year, Xiaoli clamored to buy a building. Wang Hua has no money, but Xiao Li has an idea.
Find the in-laws in the suburbs and shout, "If you marry a wife and don't buy a house, how can you be an old man and a parent?" ……"
The old couple, who have never been popular in their lives, are afraid of being embarrassed by their old neighbors and have to be defeated. Scrambling together150,000, I sent Xiaoli away.
While living in the building, Xiaoli told everyone that she was capable. If she were not so noisy, she would live in this building.
When her son began to live in junior high school, Xiaoli learned to play mahjong, and the mahjong hall became a home. When she won the money, she came back to buy cooked food. If she loses money, she won't come back for a while. If she doesn't win money, she will never leave the table. When does no one come home from the mahjong room?
Wang Hua said nothing. As soon as she opens her mouth, Xiaoli has a lot of reasons to wait for him. The conclusion will always be "I'm married around your neck and you can't always care about me" ...
Yeah, nobody wants you to marry her with a knife around her neck.
If you choose your own path, you have to go down on your knees.
He has thought about divorce countless times, and he can't live without it. Xiaoli's personality is a trivial matter, and she may not do anything unusual.
He is no match for Xiao Li.
He didn't go to the university reunion. It is said that his ex-girlfriend has a good life. She became the principal of a key primary school a few years ago.
I said silently in my heart, fortunately, I didn't go. That's what I do. I don't have any achievements at work, and my life is a chicken feather. Might as well not look.
If she communicated well with her girlfriend in those days, her girlfriend was not an importunate person. As long as you have a house, it is not too much to ask a foreigner to accompany you to a strange city.
Blame yourself for being young.
The past is unbearable, and after a few years, there is nothing to say.
Tian Ji horse racing, just changed the order of appearance, Tian Ji's horse won.
Xiaoli, why not?
Wang Hua lost and Xiao Li won!
There was no winner after the shooting.
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