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What are the interesting dialects in Tianjin? Thank you.
1, [Upper Liangzi] refers to the glass window above the door. (I wonder if people in other places have specific names for this object)
2. [Haze] is pronounced as Hou, 1. Too sweet or too salty. : exodus: I put too much salt in this dish today. It's killing me.
3. [Folding] refers to people finding fault for no reason (but it doesn't mean finding fault, just "folding").
4. [Horizontal] is pronounced horizontal, with two tones. In fact, it is a possible hyphen. Exodus. Why hasn't he come yet? Something happened at home.
5. [Honey] This is a relatively simple name for sweets such as lollipops. Another: to stop means to lick and tolerate.
6. [Snacks] refers to snacks in general, and it may be called that in Beijing. I didn't pay much attention to it either.
7. [lollipop (fruit)] Beijing is called "fried dough sticks", but there is still a difference between the "fried dough sticks" I ate in Beijing and the "lollipop" in Tianjin, and the pancake fruit is even more tasteless.
8. [Sneezing] Normal people say "sneezing", but when they arrive in Tianjin, they are called "sneezing" somehow. They have been sneezing for more than 20 years. Only a few days ago, I found this strange name, and I thought it was called "sneezing" when I was a child.
9. [You (Yao)] is tender and has three tones. In fact, it should be "how", but Tianjin people mean "you are tender", which is often followed by "you are tender (that)" For example, are you tender and boring?
10, [De Leng] Clean up and settle down. For example, there is a saying in the Ma Zhiming Debate: "I will be good to you!" (The last sentence "Take the deaf away" is even more Tianjin dialect, which refers to straightening the crooked axle (the bicycle axle is called "deaf" because it is not in a line before and after), and it is extended to the meaning of "teaching, cleaning up and making people yield".
1 1 and [oil gourd] are actually "oil gourd", which refers to a cricket-like insect (that is, "cricket") and a similar one, commonly known as "three-tailed (pronounced" Yi ") eight Becco".
12, [Pang Hai] is a crab, and Tianjin people like to call it "Pang Hai".
13. [Forgot] the address of "you" or "you", such as: Forgot why you want to go? (Actually, it should be "What are you doing?" According to the standard Tianjin dialect, it is "What happened to Nijes?"
14, [pedantic] The above "Nile" is a common name for me and underground velvet. When chatting with him, I often "Nile". This "pedantic" was also used to describe him that day, so it counts here. Tortuous, read as remainder, 1. Refers to a carefree state. Exodus: Are you pedantic when you smoke and drink tea to watch the football game? !
15, [288] This is a classic Tianjin dialect, which means average or below average, probably similar to "Baldau". The font Exodus is too narrow, and you, an old driver, can cross it. You have to change it to 288, and you are allowed to use a pseudonym. (In addition, the word "card" is pronounced qia 23 in Tianjin)
16, [Mi (fish)] is "boil", Tianjin people read Mi, nao, with sound. Gao Yingpei's "fishing" includes "I am an old fish, come back when I am free. What a stupid thing! " . ("Kuang Er", no need to explain. )
17, [Yong] Yong, Yong, Yong, Yong ... In Tianjin, everyone who reads "Yong" is "Rong", but the initial has changed and the tone remains the same. For example: redundancy (forever).
18, [Shun (disyllabic)] ugly, shameful and bad. Exodus: You said he cursed me in front of so many people. How smooth I am!
Another: it is synonymous with "three tones" and "two tones", especially when the color contrast is too bright or the color is too bright. Exodus: Your clothes are too old.
19, [Lai (three tones)] means to pull. Exodus: Don't come to me.
20, [can't pick up the heights] describes exhaustion. Let me lie down and have a rest. I'm too tired to pick up all day.
Tianjin name 2 1 and [ji zi] comb.
22. [Dui] is pronounced in two ways: one is Dui (A sound) Gu (softly), which means that the body is spread into a ball; Second, the (three tones) Gu (softly) refers to the mixed liquid. For example: 1. The first time he fainted, he immediately piled up there. 2. Don't stack it (three times) so that Sprite doesn't smell like Sprite, and Coke doesn't smell like Coke.
23. [Score] may be evolved from a certain game or game. In the game, the score is calculated to win or lose, indicating that you are very sure of success. For example, if you have a CET-6 certificate, you will get points if you look for a job.
24. [Uncle]-hoarding goods comes from Gao Yingpei's cross talk "Happy Funeral". Please download this crosstalk for details.
25, [dry rice] rice. For example, Ma once said a famous saying, "I don't even know how many bowls of rice I have eaten".
26. [Sugar pile] Beijing is called "sugar gourd".
27. [Cabbage] The scientific name is cabbage, and some places are called cabbage. Most people in Tianjin call it cabbage.
28. [Auntie] The name of soap, and so on, soap is called "sweet aunt".
29. [Fast (three tones)] mainly has two meanings: one is to grasp; The second spoon. For example: 1. My back seems to have been bitten by a mosquito. Help me push (three times) push (three times). 2. Fill the water tank quickly (three times). (Note: Tianjin dialect likes to say "go" or "arrive" as "go")
30. [Sloppy shoes] Slippers are called "sloppy boards" in Beijing.
3 1, [chisel] means to add a little more. Exodus: I think that's enough. Just chisel it again.
32. [mat it] means to eat less before a formal meal. You are hungry. Let's start with two cake mats.
33. [Hold] Tianjin people call "hungry" "hold".
34. [Color] has two names in Tianjin: one is silly, and the tone is linked; Second, the game (three sounds). For example: 1. What color is this (silly)? 2. Color blindness (competition, three colors).
35. [Bye-bye] Tianjin people's name for "Uncle". Similarly, "uncle" is called "big". "Auntie" is called "Empress". It should be noted that the age ranking of relatives in Tianjin is contrary to that in many places, and the youngest should be called "Lao". For example, my classmate hx always talks about what her aunt is like. If she comes to Tianjin, she will be called "old aunt".
36. [One side] means "general". Exodus: He is the same age as me.
37. [Cat] The name of "Touch" is pronounced Mao, with sound. Don't scratch me, it itches.
38. [Lengzi] Tianjin people often use words to describe others, similar to "250". As far as I know, punk spirit is often used to describe people.
39. [Thief (four tones)] How do you pronounce "this"? In Liu Wenheng and Wang Wenyu's cross talk "storytelling", Tianjin people imitate storytelling. The first sentence is "Who is this (thief, four sounds)?"
40. [Introduction] Another name for "this". Example: "What is this (introduction, four tones)?"
4 1, [David] (Yi Sansheng) Ba Ying pretends to be a foreigner.
42. The meaning of [glass cover] knee
43. [Simply] Go straight without turning (I told a colleague in Xinjiang that I would simply walk. He doesn't understand)
44, [big neck slip] big slap, hitting the back of the neck, indicating slip. When playing, slide down.
45. [Zou Xing] Virtue
46, [big] big enough to represent a woman's breasts (when Tianjin people pronounce, Lufang)
47. [Da Liao] manages everything, and presides over the master of ceremonies when the dead are in mourning.
48. 【 Gu Qiu 】 moves irregularly. Exodus: You're messing around there!
49. [Fenqiu] is similar to Guqiu. Exodus: Screaming for the New Year, don't lie there!
50. [Self-deprecation] is the meaningless resistance of the weak to the strong. : Exodus The child asked his father to give him a beating. He is dishonest and humble.
5 1, [BK] is a synonym for swearing, used in the second person and the third person. Example: Why did you (the second person) come here? The world will be put aside. I have already sent (4 tones) BK! (referring to the third person "he")
52. The noun [walking] is much heavier than "virtue". Ex.: Look at your step star, I have long wanted to be with you (4 tones)!
53. [Foot] Tianjin dialect is a "horizontal" sound. Exodus: It can be well matched!
54. [Nose, etc. ] It's a runny nose. Exodus: Look at him, he's frozen, his nose is straight, and so on.
55, [thin] is diarrhea.
56. The gap between the neck and the clothes. Example: Ma Renshan stuffed a bug into a fat man's neck.
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