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What's the funniest thing that happened on your way to get the license?

My husband and I were "threatened" by national policies. /kloc-At the end of 0/5, there was a sudden policy to cancel the late marriage leave. Scared me to death. I took advantage of those days to pull out the card quickly.

I didn't know at the time, but I didn't need a premarital examination to get a license. On the way home, we kept talking about the premarital examination.

Talking about premarital check-ups seems to be "poking my ass", but it was really funny at the time. My husband said, what if one of them didn't collapse when poking, and the stone came out?

Now that I think about it, it's really dirty and disgusting. Later, my husband said, what if the test results show that we are close relatives or have any hidden diseases?

Chatting all the way, I ended up at the service center where I got the license. I handed in the photos directly, and as soon as the information was filled in, I stamped two steel seals.

My husband took the certificate and looked unbelievable. He also stupidly asked the staff: Is this done? I went from single to married?

The staff answered eight words with a straight face: What do you want?