mc Xiaozhou 2016 classic quotations

2016 Classic Quotes Do you still remember the joy and laughter he brought to you? I know your family conditions are very good, but when measuring love, you can't just look at the conditions. Do you think so? Ah, right? Woman: My family runs a listed company with a market value of one billion. I am the heir to the company. Can you compare me? Zhou: I can’t compare. I am the successor of communism. I didn’t say anything about it, right? Woman: I drive a Rolls-Royce. Can you compare with me? Zhou: The bus I take every day costs more than 6 million. I didn’t mention it either. Woman: Then I have CET-5 in Russian, CET-6 in Japanese, and CET-8 in English. Nizhou: It’s really interesting. I have a QQ membership level seven, yellow diamond, eight green diamond, and eight. So I’m not as flamboyant as you, right? Sister: Let’s not talk about terms. Let’s see how fat you have become. Let’s go. It’s just a joke on the street: Don’t be afraid of fat girls. Yes, I’m not that bad. I scared you so much that you still remember every word he said to you. Come on. This world will not stop its progress for anyone, no matter what you are now. No matter how confused you are, no matter how tired you are now, no matter how difficult your journey is now, please believe that there is always a light in life that belongs to you. You will meet many people, you will experience many things, you will eat a lot, and you will get better. When you will suffer a lot of grievances, you will gain a lot. Of course, you will also lose a lot. But no matter what, there are two things you must not lose. One is conscience and the other is dreams. Come on! MC Xiaozhou's 2016 classic quotations are now starting to go the right way, every paragraph is a wonderful thing, everything done right is a happy person, and every day is happy. Old friends meet again. MC Xiaozhou's 2016 classic quotes. Wonderful melody. Are you ready tonight? Brother, please describe my life in a short sentence. Thank you, little brother: awesome. Let's say this sentence together on the right and left. You have to remember that success does not come first with money but with courage. Back then I didn’t know how to talk sweetly but I was with you. Now I am smooth-tongued but I am alone. If you are young and frivolous and do not know the law, you are so stupid that you are in prison. If you can't control your own temper, even if you are given a piece of land, you will ruin everything sooner or later. I have to say that some people are born with talent. Maybe you can’t catch up with them no matter how hard you try. But if you work hard, at least you can make talented people look up to you. Your original intention has not changed. It’s still your original dream. It's enough for me to know how warm and cold my heart is. Brother, I'll jump over any trap. I can tell you are a dog basket just by looking at it. If you don't have ambition, how can you make a breakthrough? If you don't have strength, how can you fight? I'll pat your little hands with a relaxed rhythm. Beat your rhythm, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, right, right, left, right, left, left, right, left, right, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left Eunuch Zhao, what do you want? Zhao Gao said: How dare a slave ask for something from his master? Look at my shortcomings and you can reward me with whatever you want. King Qin slapped the table and said four words: reward me with a dick. If you haven't been hurt by me, you have no right to laugh at my scars. Dear friends, follow me, la la la la. I want to prove to you that going to school is not the only way out. I know that maybe I don’t deserve you at all. What I did was insignificant. I blamed myself countless times. I reflected countless times that I have nothing but being handsome. Every injury you suffer will become a medal on your shoulder. When the day comes that you are willing to look directly at him and not run away from all the hurt he has caused you, I think that is when you start to let go and make yourself live a better life, which is more important than hating him. How could a woman who loved an eagle fall in love with a crow? How can a man who has seen roses fall in love with wild flowers? Regardless of success or failure, since you have chosen the distant place, you will only care about the ups and downs. Come on, I have a classmate who has a dual master's degree. Not long ago, he went to apply for a job in a Fortune 500 company. The competition was very fierce and he was eliminated. He was about to leave with regrets when he suddenly found a piece of garbage on the ground, so he picked it up. This scene happened to be captured by the CEO. Seeing that he got the offer letter the next day, he successfully became the company's cleaner. The pounding of the heart is just a moment of surprise. Firewood, rice, oil and salt are a lifetime lifestyle. An annual salary of over 10,000 is not as good as a lifetime of companionship. Time is changing. People's hearts are changing. Some things no matter how hard we try, we can't go back. We just can't go back.

Two days ago, I went to a restaurant to eat a bowl of egg fried rice that cost ten yuan. Since I forgot to bring the money, I asked the boss if I could come back next time. The boss refused to agree and made me so angry that I made a phone call in anger. After calling over a dozen of my brothers and they all arrived, I managed to collect the money for the meal. I hope that ten years from now I will be holding the old wine. I hope that ten years from now we will still be old friends. Nice song, dynamic melody, I need you to join in to make me happy. Yesterday, I drove my Lamborghini and waited for my friend in front of the shopping mall. I saw a man across the street confessing his love, but the woman rejected her. She said we were not suitable. It was not because you had no money. Really, you are a good person. Thank you for being so kind to me. At this time, a new Audi A6 came over. A bald and wretched man in his fifties hugged the girl and left. He hugged and kissed me. I really can't bear it. Huo turned around, got out of the car, opened the door, bowed at 90 degrees, and said to the man in one breath: Master, you are here, stop making trouble, you make it easy for me to find you, the master and the company's senior management are waiting for you to have a meeting. The company has to go public. Why should we work hard for a long-term career, for a pair of hard-working parents, for a pure love, and for a better self? The wolf is not as arrogant and strong as the lion or tiger, nor as big as the elephant, but I have never seen him in the circus. In one sentence, I like the sea to the end of the sky, the hidden mountain, the summit, I love the cock for the peak, so and so, I still have no face, beat him, have a grand plan, talk about loyalty, no one has sinned in life, no one has no heroes, and I will start all over again. Defeating your opponents on the track of life is just a winner on the field. Defeating yourself is your destiny. Come on, the strong ones. I spoke to you once and you didn't help me. It's impossible to speak to you a second time. No matter who you are, thank you. You gave me a basket when I needed you most. Young people listened to my brother's words and persuaded them to put down their wine glasses and go out to read a few books of their choice. During the day, go for a walk in the sunshine, ride a bike and climb mountains. When it gets dark, meet up with a few friends to drink tea and chat. What will you find at the end of the day? If you don't have a dick, you'd be interested in drinking. I have smoked, drank, loved scum and trusted dogs. I went to apply for a job and the boss asked me what salary requirements I had. I said there were no requirements. Give me a car worth 200,000 yuan to commute to and from work. A monthly salary of 8,000 yuan for a single room would be enough. The boss said, young man, I will give you a BMW to stay in and build a villa for you with a monthly salary. How about 10,000? At that time, I was shocked. I said, boss, are you kidding me? The boss said, you were joking first. Know the heat when something happens. If you act too loud, you will definitely get beaten. Those who carry loyalty on their shoulders carry morality on their feet. Even if time cannot go back, a true love will last forever. A wise man is a wise man who blindly follows things and thinks twice before acting without his own opinion. You can burn me to death with a glass of water, you can freeze me to death with a glass of ice, but can you consume me with a glass of warm water? If you are just looking for fun, why bother talking to me about love? Female: Can you sing Nanshan Nanzhou: What are you talking about? Louder Female: Can you sing Nanshan Nanzhou: Ouch, Nanshannan is a must, I must be able to sing Nanshan, Nanbei, Haibei, living together in the global village, isn’t this how it is sung? Woman: Husband, what are you going to give me for my birthday tomorrow? Zhou: It’s your birthday tomorrow. Oh, what do you want? I’ll try my best to satisfy you, okay? Wife-in-law: I fell in love with a diamond ring yesterday. It’s big and beautiful. Zhou: Wife-in-law, Wife-in-law You know, my money is a bit tight recently. I wonder if I can be a girl: Haha, I am kidding you. Am I the kind of hypocritical woman? I just want you to buy a diamond ring for me three times tonight! To the past, I have a glass of wine and love, and I won’t look back. It’s a pity that you’re so drunk. As long as he reaches out his hand, you’ll still follow him. No matter how hard I try, I have nothing but handsomeness. I have nothing but my handsomeness. Dreams will never destroy the wolfish nature and I won’t change my life. It’s not a micro-movie. So many unexpected encounters. From the first time you smelled the smell of cigarettes, you fanned it out and said it smelled bad. Now you are used to smoking a cigarette. From the first time you drank it to the time when you vomited it and said it was uncomfortable. Now when you drink, nothing matters. The first time you fought, you were restless at night and couldn't sleep well. Now, when you can't say a few words, I go up to you and hit you with my fist.