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One day, a fudge walked in the street for a long time. He said, oh, my legs are so soft.

There is a man walking on the road. When he was walking, his feet suddenly felt sore because he stepped on a lemon.

There is a penguin who has nothing to do but pluck his hair for fun.

After pulling it out, he said, it's really cold.

Sequel: There is a polar bear with nothing to do. He tugged at his hair to play. He said: Penguins are right ...

Once upon a time, tomato A and tomato B went shopping together.

Then one day,

Suddenly a truck rushed out.

Squeeze the tomato nails through.

Tomato b is on the side.

Pointing at the tomato nail and laughing.

[Ha ha ha.

Ketchup ~]