Little jokes that lead to speeches for running for social cadres

Tiantianyixiaoxiao: 1. A bowl of instant noodles gives you two kinds of treatment. Skinny people can eat it. No wonder you are so skinny. You keep eating these non-nutritious things. Stop eating it and eat skin and bones again. Fat people eat, keep eating this kind of junk food, no wonder you are so fat, stop eating it, it will kill you! 2. Our teacher said that she is very busy with her business and two SIM cards on her mobile phone are not enough. She hopes to have a mobile phone that can accommodate three SIM cards. Then I muttered: Mobile phones with three SIM cards have been out for a long time, two mobile SIM cards and one memory card. . . The teacher was left with a black look on his face. . . 3. The old man went to the cinema to watch a movie. A man and a woman in front of him were too intimate. Old man: Young man, this is not a place for intimacy. It would be better to go home and have intimacy. Man: Uncle, if you can persuade her to come to my house, I will invite you to watch a movie. If you laugh, just V-like and scan to follow (tiantian1xiao) Funny jokes: Tiantianyixiao Share the happiness with your friends!