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Eat durian and make a humorous circle of friends.
1. Although I am a little poor recently, I still start with my favorite durian. Just live well every day. Who loves durian as much as I do?
2. There is a delicious durian. People who love it praise it for its fragrance, while those who hate it complain that it stinks! Life is like durian, the sweeter it gets!
3, living like durian is not bad, not everyone likes it, but the people they like are top-notch.
4. The person who buys durian for you must be the one who loves you the most.
5, happiness is: I said I want to eat durian, so I have durian to eat, I am not happy to eat durian, but some people remember, treat each other with heart.
6. What is happiness? Happiness is eating durian. How to solve your worries, only food.
7. Some people say: Great, durian is eaten every day. I said: I don't eat durian every day, but I eat durian every day
8. It's good to live like durian. You don't need everyone to like it, but the people you like are top notch.
9. After all, to grow up alone, you must learn to do many things. Eat something sweet and everything will be happy.
10, durian has been missing for a long time, and it is the season to eat durian.
1 1, why eating durian and soaking feet every day can't relieve dysmenorrhea at all.
12, I just silently tried to eat durian, and durian came.
13, likes to eat durian cake, durian pizza and snail powder. I admit that I am a man of heavy taste.
14. She likes to eat cheese, durian, all kinds of bread and sticky things.
15. The first time I ate something with durian flavor, the taste was simply too high.
16, I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian dumplings, which are all durian products anyway.
17, eating durian banji for the first time is my favorite taste, and I fell in love with it.
18, how long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.
19.90 years old, I want to eat durian, jackfruit, cake, milk tea, hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, cold noodles and leek boxes.
20, eating durian will give you a feeling of happiness, plus a rare holiday tomorrow weekend.
2 1, eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying that a beautiful girl is obscene, how can she like something?
22. Durian is as big as a small washbasin. Its shell is khaki, hard and thick, and its body is covered with hard thorns, just like a little hedgehog.
23, the taste of durian, delicious can not be delicious. Take a piece of pulp and put it in your mouth. It's slippery. The pulp sticks to your tongue and is soft and delicate. It's too sweet. The more you eat, the more you like it, and the more you want to eat it.
24. I ate an extra piece of durian in the office, and the result was another rainstorm.
25. Guoguo made an appointment to go out to play and came back to find that durian was not there. Because durian never leaves.
26. I have no choice. I ate a durian candy with my classmates in class.
27. Husky stole a durian while the owner was not paying attention, and it was blown up.
28, durian Melaleuca Today I put a deep feeling in the store. It rained continuously. I miss you every day.
29. I bought a cake that I thought was made by an old woman and ate it in one gulp. After chewing, I found it was durian crisp.
It's 30 years old, but it's still not suitable for eating durian. There is a smell of shit between your lips and teeth. The sky is beautiful, and you are so cute.
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