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Interesting chat program
Interesting chat routine. With the rapid development of society, the network is more and more developed. Nowadays, people like to make friends online. This phenomenon has spawned many chat software. Chatting online and face-to-face communication in reality are actually skillful. Let's take a look at those interesting chat routines.
Interesting chat routine 1 1 I think the most beautiful accident in the world is meeting you.
Since I met you, I feel it will always be Valentine's Day.
It's not that I will be single all my life without you. But, without you, I don't want to take off the bill.
What I want is not difficult. There's still time for you.
5, I, the meaning of drunkenness is not wine, but being drunk in your arms.
6. The most selfish and romantic words in the world are: You only belong to me.
7. I want to tell you a long story, so I'll tell it briefly. I miss you.
8. Thank you for your smile, which puzzled my youth.
9. Do you know what I like best? Actually, it is the first word of this sentence.
10 I didn't seem to know what love was, but when I met you, I understood everything.
1 1, I don't want to bully people. How can others bully them?
12, watching you smile, I suddenly found that I really am the happiest person in the world.
13, your two-word name can't form one word, but it enriches my heart.
14, leave me alone, leave me alone, and marry me.
15, with you, you are all to me; Without you, I only have you! (Chat topic 100 humorous sentence)
16, you are too young to be with you.
17, if you agree, I will continue to like you, if not, I will have a crush on you. What do you want?
18, do you want to consider upgrading revolutionary friendship?
19. Life is meaningless without you. A pack of cigarettes, a bottle of wine, the walking dead live.
20. When I met you, I suddenly found myself so willing to give everything.
2 1, whether you care about me or not, it doesn't matter, I still care about you. (Talking to girls about humorous routines)
22. I will spend the afterlife with you. If you don't come to me, I won't get old.
23. You are afraid, so am I. I didn't mention what I was afraid of. In fact, I'm afraid of everything you have.
24. You spent the first half of your life without my company. Let me spend the second half with you.
25. I have no other ideas. I just like you stupidly.
I can't live without you. Whether the future is good or not is not important.
I don't like this world. I only like you, and I like your world.
I have nothing to do but listen to your voice.
29. Hold my hand and you won't get lost even if you walk with your eyes closed. (Chat topic 100 humorous sentence)
30. I'm actually a playboy. I like you every day and all kinds of you.
3 1, you are my present and my future.
32. I once said that when I am without you, it is my loneliest moment.
I suddenly smiled happily because I thought of you.
Love letters are plagiarized, but my feelings for you are real.
35. You are unique. How can I not cherish you?
Interesting chat routines 2 humorous chat routines 1 tease girls:
Relax yourself, use your imagination, stop being serious and say some serious and formal rhetoric, which will only make people monotonous. It's not talking, it's talking. Please throw them away. From time to time, some surprising high emotional intelligence humor, love words, unusual opinions, and bad provocations against the other party's opinions and conclusions will make everyone play a positive role in the atmosphere.
1, your eyes ... (After the girl replies, you can say: Your eyes are really beautiful, my God. )
2, you may not be suitable for exploration/soul. (Sister replied: Your temperament is so good that you will definitely be harassed by many boys. )
3. I found that you have a very special place ... (You can say: particularly cute/cute/attractive after the girl replies)
Tell you a secret ... (After you have a reply, you can say: I knew you were a foodie the first time I saw you)
I found a terrible thing ... (You look like my next girlfriend)
Humorous chat routine 2 of teasing girls;
Starting from curiosity, curiosity will always hook the girl's soul, and mysterious things will always make people have the desire to discover. Many boys will say that girls are cold and don't reply to themselves. However, I have never thought about whether my chat style is too boring, without a sense of humor and mystery, and can't seduce girls' curiosity.
1, typing is a little shaky when chatting with you. Maybe I'm excited.
I feel it from your expression. ...
I thought you were an introverted girl, but as a result, .....
We just met. My heart is pounding. Did you hear that?
5. A big event just happened, and I can't calm down for a long time ... (The screen of my mobile phone is broken)
6. You look like …
7. Has anyone ever told you that you feel like your first love? (High EQ humorous one-liners)
8, find one of your characteristics, see your circle of friends and find that you are a foodie.
9, mix with me, I have a mouth to eat and you have a bowl brush.
10, Me Before You, my world is black and white. After meeting you, it was ... dark.
Interesting chat routines 3 daily humorous chat conversations between men and women:
1, "I envy you, the moon is hiding in the clouds."
"I really want to hide in your arms."
2. "See you next time"
"I want to hug you in the name of long time no see."
3. "Didn't your mother teach you?"
"I like you, you have to sleep with me."
4. "Come here, I'll tell you a secret."
"My bed. He misses you. "
5. "We must be together"
"Why?"
"For world peace"
6. "Why are you so fat?"
"Because, I have a lot on my mind."
7.you killed me today.
"What have I done to you?"
"My hands are so sour."
"I came across mountains and mountains to see you."
"Just to hear your shortness of breath in my ear."
9. "Hello, excuse me?"
"Excuse me, can I bother you all your life?"
10, "Are you a book?"
"The more I look at it, the more I want to see it."
1 1, "Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me?"
"If not, I am trying to find a way."
12, "I just saw a very beautiful person."
"who?"
"you"
13, "You look like my relative."
"Whose relatives?"
"My mother's daughter-in-law."
14, "Why are you so short?"
"I'm afraid of heights."
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