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A sentence to post on WeChat Moments to express that you have no money

Lack of money will have a great impact, and if your way of thinking is particularly poor, you may always be in a dry well and never be able to see the sky outside. Today, the editor has compiled sentences that express one’s lack of money in Moments for your reference. Let’s take a look!

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Sentences to post on WeChat Moments to express that you have no money

1. I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal shortcoming is the lack of money!

2. I hope I won’t have to worry about money in the future, and I’ll have enough life without money.

3. I’m so poor that I can’t finish my last meal.

< p>4. Walk slowly, don’t take away my northwest wind.

5. The price of instant noodles in the supermarket has increased again.

6. Money is not an issue. The problem is that there is no money.

7. When I heard that you were getting married, a lot of things came to my mind. The most important thing is, your sister, don’t invite me, I have no money.

8. Grandpa Mao has never appeared in my wallet. This does not mean that I am poor, but that I am very poor.

9. Although I have no car, no house, and no money, I have a heart. Lovely heart.

10. Happiness is remembering that someone still owes me a sum of money when I have no money.

11. The family is living in poverty and poverty every day.

12. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be poor and single!

13. The water is boiling, but there is no rice or noodles to put in the pot. Forget it, drink it. Have enough water!

14. I have always been short of money.

15. When you feel that you have nothing, don’t panic, at least you have better judgment. That's right.

16. What did the dog eat last month?

17. When we have money, we will buy two. Drink a cup of soy milk and pour a cup of it.

18. Half a year of rice bran and half a year of food to survive the famine.

19. The wind is blowing from the southeast today.

20. It’s the first time I feel so helpless. I can do anything without money.

21. Hey, don’t stand there, you’re blocking me from the northwest wind.

22. I calculated it myself. I lacked a house in my five elements, a car in my life, and money in my card.

23. I found that what is the biggest shortcoming of me? Lack. Money!

24. When I was young, I always worried about money. I would break up if I didn’t have money.

25. My pocket. Cleaner than my face again!

26. My heart bleeds when I buy a new laptop. Poverty makes me cry.

27. I think I may be short-sighted, otherwise. Can you see the money in your wallet?

28. From today on, don’t call me for activities that cost more than 1 yuan!

29. Are you short of money? You can see it from a distance.

30. Recently, I feel that I am similar to many female protagonists of CEO stories, and I am as poor as them.

31. The beggar shook the bowl at me. I thought he was showing off his wealth!

32. They say that problems that can be solved with money are not problems, but the problem is me It's me who has no money.

33. I am short of money. I am in urgent need of money. I can’t even afford the graduation dinner.

34. The money in your pocket doesn’t even jingle.

35. My eyes seem to be short-sighted! Why can’t I see the money when I open my wallet?

36. I don’t dare to raise a dog for fear that it will compete with me for food.

37. Money is not brought by the strong wind, money is blown away by the strong wind.

38. I lack sleep, money, love, and thoughtfulness. The only reason why I don’t lack is: there is no shortage of meat.

39. I just want to play with people who have similar incomes. Are there any beggars?

40. Many people would even sell their souls for money. Thinking about it, it makes me so sad. Why can’t my soul be sold for money?

Post on Moments to express yourself. Talk about having no money

1. I dreamed that I was very poor, but when I woke up, it was not a dream at all

2. The baby is long, the baby is short, and the baby has no money and I don’t care

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3. Turns out I’m not the only one who still drinks water after using up shampoo!

4. I don’t even dare to move now, I get hungry too quickly if I move too much

5. Do your own calculations, the five elements are short of a house, the life is short of a car, and the card is short of money

6. I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal shortcoming is the lack of money

7. The handsome guy named RMB hasn’t come to date with me for a long time

8. The southeast wind is blowing today, and it seems there is no food to eat!

9. I don’t feel like it lately Chatting, no money, no strong words

10. I recently bought an island, welcome everyone to come to my impoverished island

11. I asked you how poor you can be, just like It’s hard to find even one yuan of steel and plutonium

12. I am Kawakami Tomie’s sister Kawashita Qionghe!

13. I won’t say any more, but my phone needs to be returned to the counter

14. I have many shortcomings, but the most fatal shortcoming is the lack of money!

15. At night, I said to the mouse in the kitchen: Stop looking for it, we are the only ones who can eat at home< /p>

16. I think I may be short-sighted, otherwise how could I not see the money in my wallet?

17. I slapped myself twice before going out, saving money on blush.

18. I always use urine to flush stool

19. The flesh on my body will never leave me, and the money in my pocket will be unkind

20. I don’t I dared to poop because I was afraid of being hungry, so I went to take a shower, otherwise the rain would stop after a while

21. When I paid the phone bill, I realized how valuable my words were

22 .I can’t solve any problem that requires money

23. From being penniless in 20 years to having nothing in 21 years, I will soon be in debt for 22 years

< p>24. My dad has taught me since I was young that a poor person must have backbone! I am very obedient. I am indeed very poor now, and I am indeed poor and have backbone

25. My current financial situation: looking for express delivery A note of cashback for good reviews in the box

26. I just looked at my balance, and I found that I can spend enough money without doing anything in my life, but there is a prerequisite, that is, I must spend it tomorrow I have to die, and I can’t even live for one more day

27. We are all the same age. If you have no money, can I have it?

28. Heaven and earth are my house, and the moon is my candle. , covering the belly and padding the backbone

29. Stand aside a little, blocking me from drinking the northwest wind

30. I can’t fall in love because it’s just a matter of time. Some money, I want to use it myself

31. The weather forecast says there will be no wind today, and it seems I will go hungry again

32. Today I am not a cute ghost, I am a poor ghost

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33. Open Meituan→Click to pay→Insufficient balance→Give up→Go and cook honestly

34. Add a negative sign in front of my assets, I can buy one Manor

35. Thank you for being so poor that you don’t have a house to live in. After reading your sad circle of friends, I embarrassed myself and built a castle for myself

36. I don’t want to talk because I’m thirsty. Money to buy water

37. The water is already boiling, but there is no rice or noodles to put in the pot. Forget it, just drink enough water!

38. I think I may be short-sighted, otherwise How can I not see the money in my wallet

39. Don’t stay up late, it’s not good for your eyes. I can no longer see the money in Alipay and WeChat

40 .Ever since I was a child, my best magic trick is to turn money into nothing

Posting on WeChat Moments to express my lack of money

1. If you are poor, how can you have the courage to not work hard? !

2. You say you can’t live without money, I say you can live a normal life, you say pressure can activate you, I say pressure can knock you down. Poor people live a normal life, so why let pressure weigh down their spine? In fact, life is like a fire, it can always become more prosperous as time goes by.

3. Some people borrow money from the poor, but it is easy to borrow money but not repay it. In order to show their cleverness, some people are afraid that the poor will borrow money, so they say in advance that they have no money and complain to the poor.

4. After boiling water in a broken pot for a long time, I found that the noodles were gone, so I drank two bowls of hot water.

5. A six-digit password protects a single-digit deposit. I am asking for help online. How can I withdraw it to help me tide over the difficulties?

6. It’s the end of the month again. Those who have money should spend more, and those who have no money should save some. I just want to be vegetarian.

7. It’s the end of the month, do you still have money?

8. Iphone11 is on the market, which is great. I can finally consider buying Ipone3.

9. I am like a fly lying on the glass, with a bright future but no way out.

10. Choosing poverty is also poverty, choosing love is also poverty.

11. If a person is poor, he will be feared and looked down upon by others; if he is lazy, he will be looked down upon by those around him. He will be afraid of jokes when going out and be afraid of being embarrassed when he speaks.

12. Rats come to my house looking for food, and finally leave with tears in their eyes.

13. Don’t call me any activity that costs more than one dollar.

14. Thank you for not having money, thank you for not bowing your head to please me all the way, now there is no one around you.

15. After passing the age where you can just pack up your bags and leave whenever you want, you no longer have the natural and unrestrained feeling that everything doesn’t matter. What you feel is the helplessness and hardship of life.

16. Bite off your tongue when you want to eat meat.

17. From having nothing at the beginning of the month to being penniless at the end of the month, don’t forget your original intention, your busy work this month will be in vain.

18. Drink yogurt and lick the lid.

19. I have no money at the end of the month and want to grab a meal.

20. I haven’t washed my hair in ten years, just to eat oil.

21. If the northwest wind hadn’t blown, we would have starved to death long ago. The occasional sandstorm would be a supplement.

22. After nine months of pregnancy, I finally saved up enough money for an abortion.

23. When I make friends, I don’t care if they have money or not. They are all richer than me anyway.

24. I don’t dare to keep a dog because I’m afraid it will steal food from me.

25. Having money can make things difficult, but having no money makes it difficult to move forward. The reality is like this, poor people are worse than ghosts, tea is worse than water, and the world is nothing more than this.

26. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but you can be poor and single.

27. The sky is raining and the earth is sliding down. If you fall, you can crawl on your own. Don't rely on God or ghosts, just rely on your own arms and legs.

28. When a beggar shakes his bowl at me, I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

29. It’s the end of the month and I have no money, so I have to live with nothing.

30. When I was a child, my family had no money, so I would always fly a kite with a plastic bag tied behind a rope.