China, the United States, Japanese jokes.

An American, a Japanese and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes."

Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."

The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Let's talk about the second wish. "

The American said, "I want a lot of money."

After the fairy fulfilled her wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home."

The fairy said, "No problem." So Americans came back to America with a lot of money.

The fairy asked the Japanese again.

The Japanese said, "I want beautiful women!" " The fairy gave him beauty.

The Japanese said: I still want beautiful women! The fairy also satisfied him and gave him beauty.

The Japanese finally said, "Send me back to Japan."

After the fairy sent the Japanese back to China, she asked the people of China what they wanted.

China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou."

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

China said, "I miss Japanese and Americans very much. Please bring them back. "

Japan and the United States are extremely popular, but they are helpless, so the three have to continue to walk.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

The man said, "I am a disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his."

So I can only give you two wishes. "

Japanese and Americans think it's better to let China speak first.

In case he gets it back later.

So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy realized his wish.

Japanese and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible.

China people after drinking spirit Erguotou slowly said to the fairy: ........

All right, you can go.

Americans and Japanese angrily followed China to continue their trek.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork, and another person floated out. The man said:

"I am the apprentice of that immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy one wish of each of you!"

The American quickly said, "I never want to see that China person again." The fairy said, "All right." ,

Then he turned to the Japanese and asked, "What about yours?" The Japanese quickly said, "I don't want to see that China person either."

The fairy said, "All right." Then he turned to China and asked, "What about yours?"

China people say, "What they say doesn't count".

So Americans and Japanese gritted their teeth and followed China.

Walking, I saw another bottle. After opening the cork, another man floated out. The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!" " The Americans and the Japanese whispered in unison, "What that China said is nothing." ".

The man said, "OK", so he turned to China and asked, "What do you want to say?"

China people said, "Let them all go back to their respective countries and don't suffer with me."

Final article:

The three men walked on, and they saw the edge of the desert, and they were almost successful!

Suddenly, a group of aborigines came around.

The chief said, I want to see which of you is the cleverest. The cleverest one can go, and the remaining two can stay. I'm going to hit each of you with a 100 stick, but each of you can make a request before the battle.

The American thought for a moment: put a mat on it.

The chief ordered: OK.

As a result, the mat was smashed and the Americans were beaten to death.

The Japanese said: Give me 10 mat.

As a result, the mat was smashed and the Japanese were fine. He smiled, ha ha ha ha ha ha. The Japanese are still very smart, right?

The chief said to the people of China: Say it.

China people say: Put the Japanese on the mat:) Face up!

Hand-beaten, all sour, hope to adopt.