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The feeling of being fined for eating. Talk about phrases and excerpts in 40 sentences.

Let me first say (1) 1 about the feeling of being given a ticket for eating. You will also be given a ticket on the second day of the lunar new year. This is your dedication. There is a parking lot across the street and a phone in the car. Can't you call one for me?

You said that drinking two bottles of beer didn't affect your driving, so do you think two tickets will affect you?

3. From 8: 00 pm to 3: 00 am, the penalty for violating the limit number was 100, and the round trip was 44 kilometers, 8 hours, excluding the fuel fee, which exceeded the huge negative expectation. . .

In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, the natural barrier of memory, and the voice of temptation has gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.

I downloaded an illegal query software, and the data hasn't changed for half a year. I suspect it's useless and want to uninstall it. I tried to run a red light today, hehe, I can really find it.

6. Today, I was given a ticket for illegal parking. The key is that I stood 5 or 6 meters away from the car and the car didn't turn off. I stopped for 4 or 5 minutes and couldn't find the ticket at all. This is the first time in my life. This is so wrong and frustrating.

7. When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.

8. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

9. A small step of comity is a big step for civilization.

10. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

1 1. Cross the street and look around. Don't run and play on the road.

12. Violation of asylum means injury to employees.

13. I advise you not to be busy driving, lest your wife's home be empty!

14. Do you know? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.

15. Friends, don't be like me, don't break the rules, be a law-abiding person.

16. Always keep the traffic lights on and drive safely with your life.

17. I'm very weak recently. I have been unlucky since my car was given a ticket. I was wronged and my salary was not paid. Now I am angry with my good friend of 10, my eyes are uncomfortable and my life is very tired.

18. Go civilized and go home safely.

19. Oh, my God, is it so difficult to impose a fine for violation of regulations? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also conducive to innovation.

20. The law is like a mountain, and you run away.

On the feeling of being fined for eating (2)1. Expressway, driving at an appropriate speed.

22. For example, the traffic police in a certain place let the driver choose whether to empathize for 30 seconds or fine 200 yuan in the action of rectifying the high beam lights.

23. The recent deduction is a bit serious. I've just been fined and posted a ticket for violation. Last night, I was lucky to be with Mix, and today I was posted.

24. The stumbling is not high and the violations are not small.

25. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.

26. The car was given a ticket for violating the rules, and it ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!

27. Guarantee equals safety, and violation equals death.

28. If you don't follow the procedures and measures, there will be no peace if something happens.

29. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.

30. Do not cross or lean on the guardrail of sidewalks, carriageways and railway crossings.

3 1. Keeping silent about a friend's violation is tantamount to pushing a friend into a fire pit.

32. comity comity, people and cars are safe.

33. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

34. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?

35. When you do your homework illegally, it is the time of disaster arrival.

36. I've been driving for two years, but I haven't driven much. Yesterday, I handled the violation for my husband and was deducted three points for the first time. Alipay paid a fine today. What is commendable is that my husband's driver's license is almost 10 years. It seems to be the first time that I was fined for violating the rules.

37. Take Wan Li Road, and be careful with the first step.

38. If you increase the speed to 100 km per hour, I think your birth certificate will become a piece of waste paper.

39. Safety comes from observing rules and disciplines, and accidents come from carelessness.

40. Standing at the bus stop early in the morning and watching the traffic police posted "beef jerky" across the street illegally parked.

The circle of friends who was posted with a ticket told a humorous summary of 40 articles.

The circle of friends who was fined told a humorous story-1. On a particularly bad day, the car was given a ticket, the parking fee was paid and the money was lost. Hey, I'm really trying.

You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

When I parked my car at the door, I was worried that I would get a ticket. The boss said, nothing, this is the urban-rural fringe.

Everyone needs civilized transportation, and transportation needs everyone's civilization.

On the day of counting down, I gave the car a ticket first, then rubbed the car, and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

The last question will determine whether you have drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

7. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

8. I lost the lottery and now I'm eating alone ... This roast chicken skin is more delicious than the roast bird in Osaka ... I hope I won't get a ticket ... Mmm ... It's delicious.

9. The past is a dream frozen in memory, and you are my only unique memory. The fog on the green leaves is the tears of missing. Finishing the fine is a thing of the past.

10. Safety favors those who obey the rules, while accidents favor those who violate the rules.

1 1. You can't take a safe step if you can't block the illegal road.

12. I'm glad to hear that the traffic police captain is your friend. You don't have to worry that no one will bail you out.

13. Those who don't respect themselves are humiliated, and those who don't obey the rules suffer.

14. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, and left, but I was so stupid!

15. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.

16. You don't know how fast you are driving? I guess that means I can write on the ticket at will, right?

17. When you work illegally, it is a time of disaster.

18. You go, I go, everyone goes. The safety awareness is: you let, I let, everyone let, and the safe journey is guaranteed.

19. Safety factor is the foundation of life, and traffic violation is the source of safety accidents.

20. Safe production is glorious, and illegal operation is shameful.

The circle of friends who have been posted with a ticket is talking about humor. Chapter 2 1. Walking on the sidewalk, walking on the side of the road without sidewalks.

22. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

23. Punishing violations is ruthless, seemingly ruthless, but actually affectionate.

24. The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

25. Traffic safety is everyone's business.

26. Standards are the foundation of safety, and violation of regulations is the bane of accidents.

27. Cherish life and make every family full of joy.

28. I didn't walk long, ran a red light, was fined with tears, and was ashamed to see my parents.

29. Obeying traffic rules should be our code of conduct.

30. Through the spring, summer, autumn and winter, safety is always in my heart.

3 1. The first car has been parked for more than a year and has seen at least three tickets. The second car is a * * * car. Like the first car, it is parked outside the parking space and often posted a ticket. ...

32. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

33. There is a full moon in safe production, and it is illegal to act rashly.

Don't be a "super" on the road, just be a civilized "driver".

35. The electronic violation handling hall is overcrowded, and everyone has a number list. A sister asked me: Brother, you came later than me, so why did you finish in front? Me: Beauty, I was forced to detain my car, with a one-time deduction of 12 points. It's VIP Sister. . .

36. When others violate the rules, please yell at them loudly.

37. You can buy tickets in ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please change trains quickly.

38. Drive carefully 1000 times, and drive carelessly more than once.

39. I have to worry about running a red light when driving every day. Just now, I seem to have succeeded.

40. Today is really a bad day. Riding an electric car was fined 20, and I felt particularly helpless!

Humorous, interesting conversation and parking ticket summary (40 sentences)

Humor and humor of being fined for parking. Tell me the first one: 1. No violations for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

2. If you drive slowly, it is also a big deal for others to call you "two generations of love"; No matter how fast you drive, no one will think you are "avatar"

The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

4. Don't take risks for the sake of being quick, and don't operate illegally for the sake of being quick.

Drink before and after work, and the accident will follow you.

6. National laws are like mountains, and those who escape will be caught.

7. Don't be careless in safety operation, it's easy to have an accident in violation of regulations.

8. I haven't broken the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!

9. Keeping silent about a friend's violation is tantamount to pushing a friend into a fire pit.

10. One day, the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and the mobile phone was flooded at night.

1 1. Old drivers sometimes park illegally to commemorate their first detention in Qingdao.

12. Safety is the basis of production, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.

13. Look forward and look around.

14. You can buy tickets within ten minutes' walk to the People's Hospital, so please transfer quickly.

15. It's funny to stand at the bus stop early in the morning and watch the traffic police posted "beef jerky" across the street for illegal parking.

16. If a man is fined for illegal parking, he will quarrel with the police and the woman will persuade him; If a woman is fined for parking illegally, she will have an argument with the man around her, and the police will persuade her.

17. Be prepared for danger in times of peace.

18. Do you think we don't give tickets to beautiful ladies? You're right, we really don't give tickets to beautiful ladies. Please sign here.

19. Except for being given a ticket, I was photographed for the first time, speeding! ! When driving at the slowest speed, okay? You also said to control road rage, stop racing and control fuel consumption, and that's it? ! On the first day of moving bricks, I was treated like a dog by the leader, and I was unhappy!

20. I haven't broken the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. Even funnier, I broke the rules in the same place three times. I am really angry!

Humor and humor about being fined for parking. Part II: 2 1. What a terrible weather today! I was very upset, I was impatient to drive illegally, and then I was caught by the door.

22. High-speed speeding violations, even without penalty points or fines. Surprise, accident, happiness!

23. Cars make people surrender to civilization: people surrender to cars, surrender to safety: cars surrender to cars, surrender to order, surrender to people and surrender to harmony.

24. Look around when crossing the road, don't run and play on the road.

25. The concept of violation is strong and the safety factor is large.

26. There is only one life, and peace will accompany you all your life.

27. Overloading and speeding are dangerous.

28. Guess what? No red light is redder than the one you just ran.

29. The last question will determine whether you have drunk or not. Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?

30. The zebra crossing has a solid line and a dotted line. The lifeline of the line: carts, cars, bicycles, cars and cars should be civilized.

3 1. Safety is a treasure, but violation of regulations is grass.

32. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

33. Last week, I pressed the line, and this week I was speeding. I don't know how to violate the rules next week, which is more expensive than taking a taxi to work.

34. Last month, I handled a car violation, fined 800 yuan, and went to the bank to pay. The bank staff said that the system could not be connected and asked me to pay it another day. I went back to my hometown to get something the next day and never paid for it. It's only 20 days since I have to pay the late payment fee from 360 yuan today. The country really can't afford the money. I just want to say how many years it will take me to deposit 800 yuan in the bank before I can get the interest from 360 yuan.

35. Yes, sir, you can talk to the captain, but I don't think that's useful. Oh, haven't you noticed that I am the traffic police captain?

36. Oh, my God, is it so difficult to impose a fine? A dozen or twenty people wait for one machine, can't they have one or two more machines? It is also conducive to innovation.

37. Safety is the foundation of life, and violation of regulations is the source of accidents.

38. Driving is not standardized, and relatives cry. Please fasten your seat belt when driving.

39. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!

I feel that I was given a ticket for the first time in my life.

Sentence (Part I) 1. This is the first time in my life that I have violated the rules and regulations. Let's commemorate it.

2. High-speed speeding violations, even without penalty points or fines. Surprise, accident, happiness!

3. Commemorate the first violation in life.

The end of this road is the corner in front of the culvert, which is closed and a dead end. Cars parked on the side of the road have been ticketed. It is estimated that the owners who have been posted don't know. Alas, parking is difficult.

5. One person leaves the car for the whole family, and one person takes a safe family photo.

6. Abide by traffic laws and care for the journey of life.

7. Seeing that the roadside was full of cars, I stopped, waited in line for two hours, ate cake for ten minutes, and when I came back from the queue, I found that my car was ticketed, but there was no sign prohibiting parking.

We can sleep until my manager calls, and if we are late, we can get a ticket.

9. I accidentally ran a red light, looked at the left and thought it was a green light, but people turned left. How stupid of me!

10. Call me after the big break! Said I violated parking. It's okay not to deduct points after the inspection.

1 1. I was fined twice for parking this week. The constellation blogger's prediction of the weekly fortune was too accurate, which made me laugh!

12. No violation for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. There's another one.

13. Drive carefully for 1000 times, and drive carelessly for more than one time.

14. When I saw a beautiful woman looking familiar on the road, I stopped to let her get on the bus and said I would give you a ride. When the sister paper comes up, she will frown and say that she is not wearing a uniform today. Next time I catch her, I will abide by the rules and regulations! I woke up after drinking. Two days ago, I went to the traffic police detachment to help me check the illegal front desk sister paper.

15. The stumbling is not high and the violation is not small.

16. In retrospect, the days are full of colorful light and shadow, which is a natural barrier to memory. The previous heartfelt feelings have gradually drifted away. I'm so sad to have been fined.

17. I haven't violated the rules for two years. As a result, I got four exams in a month. I don't know if I was photographed for running a red light. I am really speechless to myself. What's even funnier is that I'm really angry that I broke the rules in the same place three times!

18. I really feel speechless. Being fined for driving and cycling really made my mood fall to the bottom. I'm always the one who doesn't obey the traffic rules!

19. Being drivers together, we should greet each other first.

20. On the way to drinking, even the wind is sweet, and I was given a ticket today. Can I swear gracefully?

Sentence (Part II) 2 1. Although it is a smooth road, speeding will be warned, and if there is a shortcut, it will stop.

22. I got a ticket for illegal parking, and I ran a red light too close to the car. Into the community to avoid vehicles, the front of the car rubbed against the flower bed, and the flower bed was broken. Out of the community, the old lady rode an electric car and went retrograde at the gate ... this cow head is really moldy. Wait for the bottom to rebound!

I got a ticket when I came out for my birthday. 200 yuan, more expensive than the food I ate. I was so angry that I didn't even have a good mood.

24. Safety is the first thing to forget, and illegal operations must not be done.

25. Lifetime discount for drunk driving.

Panthers and wolves will not die from eating people and animals, and hidden dangers will not be eliminated by hurting workers.

27. On the day I came back, first the car was given a ticket, then the car was rubbed and my mobile phone was flooded at night.

28. We can't leave anything in time, including pain, happiness and life. After eating the ticket, I want to correct it

29. Honor, shame and civilization, and traffic safety is in your heart.

30. A good day begins with being given a ticket, so don't be lucky. Today, the ticket was given, and I actually went to work, so I realized that my Spring Festival holiday had entered the countdown.

3 1. I went out to store vegetables today, and then my car was given a ticket. I lost my ticket when I got on the bus. Maybe the wind blew away. I bought something and took it up first, and found another ticket when I came down. I am really drunk!

32. Violation of asylum means harm to employees.

33. Wealth safety production, illegal operation accidents.

34. The safer the road, the happier life.

35. Keeping silent about a friend's violation is tantamount to pushing a friend into a fire pit.

36. Safety comes from prudence in sticking to the post, and accidents come from carelessness in sticking to the post.

37. What a terrible day! I'm extremely upset, I'm impatient with driving, I violate the rules, and then I get caught in the door ... I'm going to be depressed, come and help me. ...

38. Safety depends on a sense of responsibility, and accidents are aimed at finding violators.

Moreover, some partners who have been punished also said that everyone has a sense of honor and disgrace, and this novel way can impress offenders.

40. Drinking and driving, life is discounted.