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A good word, sentence, paragraph of self-introduction

1. Do you want to make friends with me? I have many shortcomings, can you accept it?

In our class, there is such a person, although ugly, but very eye-catching You can guess from the nickname "Smurf" given to her by her classmates that she must have many interesting stories!

I am ordinary, ignorant and a little stupid, but my grades are first-class. At school, ask me my name, everyone knows, everyone knows. Seeing this, everyone knows a little about my personality, boasting modesty and humor.

No one is perfect, everyone has advantages and disadvantages. So, in the eyes of my relatives, what am I really like?

5. I am a clever boy, and my mother sometimes asks me about things on the computer; I am a lazy boy. I often stay in bed on Sundays. I am a careless child, and I often make mistakes on some simple questions in exams. I am an obedient child and never touch other people's things.

6. "Outside the quiet village, a silly child was born in the 1960s ..." Andy Lau's "Stupid Child" floated on the radio, and I couldn't help but chuckle, because I was a stupid child.

7. How boundless is the sea? How big is the grassland? How big is the desert? I am like a drop of water in the sea, a grass on the grassland and a grain of sand in the desert, but I have my own wonderful world.

8. Huh? A man appeared in the mirror: Zhang Yuanyuan's little face is like a red apple, and a pair of bright eyes are embedded under two crescent-shaped eyebrows. Whenever you are upset and agitated, that little mouth will bulge, just like a bottle hanging on it! Who is this little girl? Hehe, she is me.

9. "Luffa flower, pumpkin flowers, people don't praise me." Today, I want to praise myself. Hee hee-don't laugh at me for being too modest. It's not too late for you to laugh at me when I'm finished boasting!

10. I am a veritable "Jiang Yang thief" in my class, but I just can't talk too much about others ... otherwise the secret will be exposed! Hehe, if you want to listen, let this "thief" take you there!

1 1. I love myself because I am kind; I love myself because I am obedient; I love myself because I am eager to learn ... I love myself for more than three reasons, but for n reasons and countless reasons!

12. Standing in front of the mirror, a little boy appeared: short black hair, big flashing eyes, thick black eyebrows and a small mouth. This is me, Lin Weiwei.

13. I, 12 years old, female, with short hair. If you want to know me and make friends with me, please board the "Angel 1" spaceship and explore my "true face" with it!

14. A budding bud in winter-this is my name, there is a mouth in the sky, this is my family name, and the combination of the two is my name-Wu.

15. "Heaven is strong, and gentlemen are constantly striving for self-improvement!" I like this sentence very much, because it is magnificent and conforms to my character. I tossed my short hair and said, "This is me, the only me!" " "

16. My surname is Han, my name is Han, and my age is one tenth. To tell you quietly, although I don't like to talk on the surface, in fact, I am an important person at home and at school! You don't believe me, do you? Then I'll give you a whole ear.