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"A joke:" Why do you think your hand can just reach between your legs? " "That is the result of evolution. Hundreds of millions of years ago, human beings walked out of the sea with fins, reached for their own *, and angrily scolded, "Shit, why can't I reach it?" Then, one day, people arrived at it, so they started walking upright. "」

Chang Xiang looked up and saw that all the people were looking at him carefully, even the atmosphere couldn't help looking at his heart. Suddenly, Long Xiang's hand moved at an amazing speed. With the action of Long Xiang, there was a faint smoke around him. Look carefully, these cigarettes are actually some extremely tiny bamboo pieces. The smoke is getting thicker and thicker, and finally I can't see the scenes inside, even some of my closest Tianshi. They looked at the bamboo chips around Longxiang. Unknown so "What are you doing with the lyre?" ? You don't want to make one on the spot, do you? "This ridiculous idea has appeared in everyone's mind. As we all know, it is quite troublesome to make the lyre. Not only should a good ponytail be used as strings, but also the sound quality of each string should be accurately adjusted. These are simple to say, but troublesome to do.

The smoke finally cleared away. ...