Humorous and funny to ask for a red envelope WeChat word?

In recent years, WeChat red envelopes are popular all over the country, and they are loved by the majority of WeChat users because of their fashion, entertainment and convenience. The following is what I shared with you on WeChat about asking for a red envelope. I hope you like it!

Wechat words for red envelopes

1. The reporter interviewed an old man. Ask him what is the secret of longevity? Old man: Xiaomi porridge for breakfast, Xiaomi porridge for lunch and Xiaomi porridge for dinner. Reporter: Do you have any wishes? Old man: I want to die.

Since I met that handsome guy walking the dog last night, I think about him every day, hoping to see him again. When that handsome guy came to my house just now, the first sentence was: "I have been paying attention to you for a long time!" " "I suddenly felt a joy in my heart. Does he think the same as me? Then I heard him continue to say, "Do you have a crush on my dog? "Ah, ah, ah?

3. I met a boy while playing games and occasionally chatted on WeChat. He has a well-paid job. When chatting with him, I feel that he has a good personality. Sven is careful and polite, and I have a good impression of him. Once, he asked me curiously, "Why do you always type a string of messy words every time I chat with you?" I said helplessly, "Alas! The chest is pressing on the keyboard again. " Later I became his girlfriend. ...

4. The Property Law stipulates that the right to use public roads in existing residential quarters belongs to the owners. Therefore, the compulsory closure of the community is an administrative expropriation, and the owners should be compensated.

5. The Confucius Prize was given to Mugabe for nothing, but not to others. I want to know who the candidate is. China people are keen? The main purpose of buying prizes is to cheat people. But if your medal says "big * * *", then no one wants it!

6. A buddy told me: Nima, a pregnant woman is so melodramatic. Today, she told me she wanted to eat grapes, bought one and said she wanted to eat litchi. Well, it's like walking a dog. I said: much better than when my daughter-in-law was pregnant. The buddy asked: What? Me: Khan! This * * * told me to eat a box lunch on the train.

7. At this class reunion, someone asked me why you went out for so many years. Spray it! Why? Not only for the mother's smile, but also for the harvest of the earth.

8. Once I slept with my mother, I spoiled: Ma Ma, tell me a story, I can't sleep. "Once upon a time, there was a little white rabbit who didn't fold the quilt, cook, wash clothes or find a boyfriend, and spent his mother's money all the time ..." "Come on, mom, I'm a little sleepy. I'm going to sleep first. "

9. Why is today the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first month? I always want to say happy Mid-Autumn Festival, and wonder why I don't sell zongzi. I wonder if there is anyone like me!

10. Listen to my cousin, their junior high school classmates play big adventures, and whoever loses the next class will raise their hands to answer questions.

1 1. My wife didn't go home until the early hours of the morning playing mahjong. In order not to disturb her husband, she dressed in the living room before entering the bedroom. Just as her husband woke up, he was furious and said, it's too much! You lost everything?

12. The goddess who has been chasing for three years is responsive. I'm so excited to invite me to dinner today. In the restaurant, she brought a man to tell me that this is my fiance.

13. It's beautiful to see the heroine in a Korean drama leaning her head against the bus window and looking out sadly. Today, I took the bus and learned to do the same. Damn it! Almost gave me a concussion! ! !

14. When school was over, it suddenly rained heavily. A student saw that the teacher didn't bring an umbrella, so he warmly invited the teacher to take an umbrella with him. The teacher bent down, got under the student's umbrella and said to the student, "Look, the teacher is taller than you. Let the teacher hold the umbrella." He shook his head and said, "No, it will be seen by other students. How shameful I am! " . They'll think I'm rubbing your umbrella "

15. I studied Chinese painting when I was a child, and later I met a master. The master pointed out that the level of Chinese painting was too low and suggested that I learn oil painting. After a while, I showed him the still life I drew, and he said that painting characters earned money quickly. To learn to draw people, we must first learn to draw human bodies, so I searched for pictures of human bodies on the Internet for copying. Soon, my painting study was completely abandoned.

Ingeniously ask for the language of WeChat red envelope

1. A real warrior, idolize, ugly, greedy, sleepy, staying up late, never doing his homework. How bold people are, how late homework is delayed, and the dead mouse doesn't feel cold. The more homework, the bigger the wave!

My eyes are really small. I just rode an electric car to the street and narrowed my eyes because of the strong wind. Suddenly I heard two beautiful women coming face to face and said, why is this man riding a bike with his eyes closed? God, do you ride a horse with your eyes wide open in the wind?

3. Wish is the wind, happiness is the sail, and blessing is the boat. May the wind blow the happy sail and the ship carrying the blessing be happy to you forever! I hope this ship full of my new wishes to you is the first to arrive!

Time is a chain, happiness is a bead, and you can be happy all your life if you string the bead on the chain. Happiness is a stone and time is a sieve. You can draw water with a sieve and be happy all your life. Happy New Year!

Let peace take the subway to the future, let happiness be with you, let health and auspiciousness be indispensable, and let warmth and happiness last forever. I wish you a happy new year, health and happiness!

6.xx has arrived. Buy you a Mercedes. It's too expensive! Please travel abroad, punk! Invite you to eat in the sea, it hurts your stomach! Send you a rose, misunderstanding! Give you a kiss, no! I want to send a message to bless you, affordable!

7. If every snowflake in the sky can represent blessings, then I hope it will snow all winter, so that you can walk through the long winter with blessings and enter a vibrant and flowery New Year. I wish you a happy New Year!

8. Let happiness fill a car, let peace clear the way, abandon all troubles, let happiness embrace you, save all the warmth to drive away the cold, let happiness always smile at you, and wish you a happy New Year!

9. Open the message and open my blessing to you, fold the blessing into a boat full of happiness, good luck, smile and peace, and slowly flow to your side with the golden river!

10. Just after the Spring Festival, the Lantern Festival has arrived again; I still miss the joy of receiving red envelopes during the Spring Festival, and I still remember the happiness of reuniting with my loved ones. I'll send you a message to bless you and make you dizzy with happiness! Wish happiness and sweetness! The future is bright!

1 1. I finally got the biggest red envelope ever.

12.xx section does not accept gifts, only RMB, cash-filled red envelopes plus welfare, all yours; There is no gift in xx Festival, only a simple message. I am healthy and happy, and I am with you. Happy xx!

13. Celebrating the Spring Festival has made me know all kinds of customs of the Spring Festival, and I have realized the human affection and the pure friendship between friends. Although my pocket is full of red envelopes and looks "rich", I have made plans for the future. Do you want to know?

14. Window couplets with Chinese knots, melon seeds candy cakes, delicious dishes, jiaozi red envelopes and new clothes, dragon and lion dances and firecrackers, spacious windows and clean roads, updated * * * gala in Yongzheng, Spring Festival: China flavor. I wish you a happy new year.

15. Dragons look up, people look up! Ask for a raise! Ask for a red envelope! Good luck! Seek health! Ask for a promotion! Seek to get rich! Seek happiness! Ask for what, forward what! There is always a short message that can be forwarded to that person to help you realize it!

Quotations of WeChat asking for red envelopes

1. Spring Festival hasn't arrived yet, please come first. Greet your family before they arrive. The red envelope hasn't arrived, so please come first. Before the firecrackers arrive, the mind goes first. I wish you all the best in the new year!

2. What should I send for the New Year? Give you a red envelope, tacky! Send you a special product, antique! Send you fruit, rustic! Or send you a message, creative! I want to convey a message of concern! Happy new year!

3. Wrap an auspicious red envelope in auspicious red paper; Brew a bottle of sweet red wine and feel comfortable; Round a warm new year with the happiness of reunion; Send sincere wishes; Friend, I wish you a family reunion in the next year, and happiness and warmth will always accompany you!

The Spring Festival is coming, whether you give or not a red envelope, I will wish you good luck in the Year of the Rooster. Whether you send blessings or not, I will bless you five in the Year of the Rooster. Whether you reply to the message or not, I wish you a happy Year of the Rooster.

5. After the New Year, I wish you great wealth, small wealth, ill-gotten wealth and rolling financial resources; Affection, friendship, extramarital affairs, and goodwill; Official luck, fortune, peach blossom luck, good luck.

6. When the spring breeze is dependent on the thin ice, when the green shoots depend on the morning frost, when the moonlight shines, and when the geese pack their bags and prepare to return to the north, this warm season comes, and this is the new year. Send my blessing in advance.

7. Cold talk about yesterday's winter snow, warmly welcome today's spring breeze; * * * Chinese New Year and New Year greetings.

8. Gather the sunshine of happy chickens, gather the breeze of the ends of the earth, gather the blessings of Mount Tai, and suck the wealth of the Yangtze River as a gift for you. I wish you a happy new year and all the best!

9. I wish you a happy New Year: smooth sailing, two dragons taking off, three chickens opening Thailand, four seasons of peace, Five Blessingg 666, seven stars shining high, money coming from all directions, 999, perfect with one heart and one mind!

10. Blessing is a bunch of flowers, blessing is a deep feeling, blessing is a responsibility, and I send this blessing when I bid farewell to the old year and welcome the new year. I hope you will be filled with best wishes and happiness in the coming year. From your heart to mine. Let's step on flowers all the way, and in the new year, all the best, good luck and happiness.

1 1. I'm a little drunk without giving a red envelope, but I dream that idle people don't dream of gentlemen; Although my body doesn't have bright wings like a phoenix, I will be angry if you don't give me a red envelope; However, I feel the harmonious heartbeat of the sacred unicorn, and there is no point without a red envelope; I am satisfied with the red envelope when send warm enters Tu Su in the spring breeze; In firecrackers, except for one year old, there is no happiness without red envelopes.

12. It's all hooliganism if you don't give red envelopes in the Mid-Autumn Festival!

13. Friend, send?

14. It's better to grab money than mow the grass at noon. Love crazy six, grab the whole morning. Grab the morning and grab the afternoon. When asked how much you robbed, it was always * * * two and a half dollars! Check the traffic fee, more than 250!

15. While watching the Spring Festival Evening, spit and shake WeChat to grab the red envelope. It's better to give less than to rob. Please be kind.

16. Please give me a red envelope and keep the change!

17.o Singing: Moon C Singing: Look, look, the moon's face is secretly changing. D sings: Half a moon climbs up, yeah, climb up.

18. It's really hard to reach you. I can't leave the house without doors. Before I learned to surf the Internet, I learned to be invisible. I can only tell you by SMS that it's Mid-Autumn Festival, so eat more moon cakes!

19. Not many people know about Tang Bohu, and Chou-heung counts as one; Not many people know Jia Baoyu, and Daiyu is one; Not many people know you, Chang 'e counts as one. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, Second Junior Brother, don't forget to send moon cakes to Guanghan Palace.

20. I wish the assembly number rings, the starting gun has already started class, and I am squatting at the starting line. I'm so excited! I ran away just to send my regards in advance and leave a good impression on you. Happy Mid-Autumn Festival!