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Magic sound joke
Illegitimate daughter, yearning for fashion, indifferent and calm, not favored by her family. She was designed by her stepmother and sister because of her beautiful appearance.
But when I heard the word "soldier" spit out by the "old man", there was no light left in my pupil.
Being a soldier? It seems that she can step into the barracks without looking back.
The sweaty military camp life is always harassed by "dirty" instructors for no reason.
I thought that recruits would be able to see the light of day after three months of training, and people were not as good as the sky. The Jade Emperor only collected Uber for half a year.
The strong road of female special forces has made female soldiers desperate to step into the mysterious threshold.
But ... if Wei Mushang knows that she is waiting for her after being perverted, she will reconsider.
Although Uber is beautiful and sunshine is important, life is more precious!
*
At night, the camp was silent, and a figure moved slowly on the empty playground. After a day of intensive training and 10 kilometers of extra meals, Wei collapsed to the ground, shaking all over.
A figure floated in front of Wei Mushang like a ghost, bent down and looked at the ground sweating, and the person whose eyelids didn't move grinned: "What's the matter, can't run?"
This magic sound made Wei instantly take a big anger, opened his eyes, and his right hand punched out rapidly, and the screams spread throughout the camp instantly.
*
Snow in the cold winter, a small pile of snow 200 meters away from the border, two bodies snuggled together but did not move ...?
"Captain, we are lurking!" Even if the perception is slow, Wei still perceives those claws separated by thick military uniforms.
"I know." The man who was attracted by the 05 submachine gun didn't blink.
"I know you still don't take your hand away!" Wei Mushang took a deep breath and couldn't help roaring.
Forget it at ordinary times, this dangerous zone is a bit wrong, but the fate of returning home!
"What does this have to do with my hands?" The man instantly put on innocent little eyes and looked at her.
"Is it so warm ... Hehe." Glancing at the ice pupil, the man responded with a sly smile and then blinked vaguely. *
Night eclipse, the most famous underground bar in country Y, once again staged the drama of the hungry wolf throwing himself at the tiger.
The beautiful woman is surrounded by a group of European men with greedy eyes.
"Bos, do you want me to help my sister-in-law?" The men looked at the beautiful women on the screen and became nervous.
"No need." Men's eyes are hot, but their thin lips spit out ruthless words.
"Boss! That's more than a dozen fierce men! " He is just worried that if anything happens to his sister-in-law, he will die miserably.
"She must be better than you!"
"Is Boss doubting my ability?" The voice of injustice sounded instantly.
The man hooked his lips and said nothing: joke, this is a man trained by himself. Besides him, who else has the ability to move?
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