Complete works of happy jokes on campus

Complete works of happy jokes on campus

I believe that everyone has heard jokes, and the role of jokes is generally to reveal absurd phenomena in life, which is ironic and entertaining. In fact, the most important thing of jokes is to make us happy. The following is the complete works of happy jokes on campus.

Happy joke on campus 1 happy event campus joke 1

1, "One day in Chinese class, the teacher surprised Xiao Ming to make a sentence. Xiao Ming stood up and said loudly, I saw a pile of cow dung on my way to school and I ate a catty. " The teacher was shocked and said, "massive, massive."

2. Skipping classes at the university and going out to meet people at the station without asking the teacher for leave. About ten minutes after class, I sent a short message to my roommate in fear: "Did the teacher call the roll?" The roommate replied, "No roll call." I was very happy. Then another short message from my roommate came: "But the teacher asked you to do the questions on the blackboard."

In swimming class, the teacher said, "All of us must go into the water today." They said together, "I haven't learned from the teacher yet, so can I not go on?" The teacher said, "Those who don't go into the water will be deleted from the roster." The classmate said, "I crossed out the household registration book when I got into the water!" " "

One day, Joe walked into the classroom, and his hair stood straight. The teacher asked what was going on. Joe said: this is the reaction of hair gel. The next day, Joe walked into the classroom logically, and the teacher asked. Joe said, this is my father's reaction to hair gel.

A female college student came to the professor's room: "Teacher, please let me pass this exam.". I will do anything to pass the exam! " The professor stared at the girl's eyes: "Do you really want to do anything?" "Yes ... yes ..." The professor leaned into the female student's ear and whispered, "Please, dare to learn quickly!"

6. Two roommates stink worse than their feet at the door of the dormitory. One of them said, I took off my shoes and everyone here ran away. Another sneer, my shoes are off, and no one can run away here.

Happy hour campus joke 2

1. Up to now, students who didn't do their homework during the National Day will definitely make great achievements. Because they are more calm and calm than the average person, and their hearts are quiet!

2. I'm secretly playing with my mobile phone, so I'll inform the boys behind me, and you'll tell me when the teacher comes (there is glass at the back door, so you can see the teacher passing by). As a result, in less than two minutes, Zhong kicked my stool hard. Because it was so sudden, I was so anxious that I didn't see the teacher enter the classroom for a long time. I asked him, where is the teacher? He said: Oh. No, I'm rehearsing. I thought at that time: He is a wonderful flower. ...

3. In the photography class, the teacher said, "Students, it is not a person with a good figure who can take good-looking photos. As long as you can pose and choose the right background, you will be able to take good-looking photos. " "Really?" "I'm not talking to you, Fat Paper!"

Happy little joke on campus 2 euphemistic math teacher

At the end of the final exam, the math teacher said before handing out the report card, "There are as many students in our class who scored above 90 as those who scored above 80, and there are as many students who scored above 80 as those who scored above 70."

I heard the cheers of the whole class as soon as I finished. However, some students asked, "What about the number of people who failed?"

The teacher said slowly, "There are as many people who failed in the class."

The positive solution of learning hegemony.

Today, a classmate in my class was singing my skateboard shoes, and just sang: "Friction, friction, on this smooth ground." A schoolmaster behind said silently, "Where is the friction on the smooth ground?" .

Which toilet does the teacher go to?

I went to physical education class once, but I didn't go because I was sick. My classmates A and B didn't go either. Maybe they are bored. They went to the toilet. After a while, classmate A came back and said, "Fortunately, I run fast and the math teacher is inside." After a while, classmate B came back. His face didn't panic at all. A asked him, "Didn't you see the math teacher?" B said, "I went to the male teacher's toilet."

Dude, you're amazing.

Junior high school, near the end of the term, has a lot of homework at night, and students don't get enough sleep. The next day, the students in the penultimate row all fell asleep at their desks. The class teacher didn't notice, but the class teacher saw it, kicked the door open and shouted, and everyone in the back row came out. A buddy was too sleepy to wake up. The class teacher called him personally to wake him up. Here he comes, deskmate, teacher.

Still a little excited!

I am a poor student and always despised by the teacher. So two days ago, I silently changed the recipient name of Taobao to Xueba. When I answered the phone in the future, I thought, "Xueba, your courier ~ ~" I was still a little excited, hahaha. ......

Teacher, are you so funny?

When I was in college, there was a guy named Bao Li in my class. Once he and his buddies came to class and were late. The teacher told him to get up and ask questions!

Teacher: That classmate, please stand up. The teacher doesn't know you yet. Let me introduce you first.

That classmate: Hello, teacher. My name is Bao Li. . .

Teacher: Huh? Did I hear you right? You call it violence.

Haha, the whole class laughed.

One day, my homework became fine, and the first sentence I said turned out to be "we are white!" " "

2, let a dead group live, just need a red envelope. Let a living group die, only need a class teacher.

3. An exam can prove nothing! So we have make-up exams. . .

For most candidates, CET-6 is actually the national English sixth sense test!

5, do a summer homework, I will endure to copy the answers to questions I can't do, and you copy them for me! -The teacher shouted at me angrily.

6. Children's summary this year:

1. Come at me if you can, and don't scare my dad at the parent-teacher meeting!

The final exam results have come out. I think my mother is going to have a second child.

Every time the teacher asks us: Do you understand? We nodded to show our understanding. I thought to myself: I wish you were happy. After all, we don't want to stimulate you at your age.

7. Three basic methods of China's poetry: the poet's relegation, the poet's happiness and the poet's homesickness.

There are three basic methods to do math problems: naked eye observation, violent substitution and obvious establishment.

There are three basic methods of English reading: coin toss, finger drop and dice roll.

There are three basic methods to do physics problems: direct substitution into formulas and conservative selection, which are not correct at first glance.

There are three basic methods of political questions: copying the original materials, copying multiple-choice questions and copying options.

There are three basic methods for the topic of historical history: rational method, one-sided method and meaningless method.

There are three basic methods to do geography exercises: reading pictures, drawing pictures and making pictures.

8. There is a funny buddy in the university dormitory. We nicknamed him "Big Pig", which is what he usually calls it.

But finally one day, he broke out to us: "Please don't give me another nickname, and don't shout' big pig head' all day. I hope you can respect me, ok! " Call me Wang from now on! "

9. Teacher: We don't produce water, we are just porters of nature. What's your understanding and opinion?

Xiao Ming: He means that if there is a problem with the water, it is not my business, but the problem of nature.

10 It's very cold today. Not only is it windy, but it snows. Many boys are waiting for their girlfriends in the snow and cold wind.

My roommate said to me: These boys are very poor.

I said calmly, that's because you didn't see them when they were playing.

1 1, invigilator, it's unnatural to see a young man. Looking at the book on my lap, I said, "Classmate, this course is open-ended. You can take the book to the table. "

He said, "It doesn't feel like an exam!"