A rewritten version of Waiting for the Rabbit

Once upon a time, there was a farmer in Song State. There is a stump in his field. One day, a rabbit running fast ran into a stump, broke its neck and died. From then on, the farmer gave up farming and waited by the stump every day, hoping to get another rabbit. Of course, the rabbit didn't wait, but he himself became the laughing stock of Song State.

From then on, he never waited for rabbits under the tree again. He began to do farm work.

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There was a farmer in the state of Song. He was farming and sweating like a pig.

Suddenly, he heard a bang, and he was startled: "What's that noise? Such a big move! "

He followed the sound and saw a rabbit bump into a big stump. He said happily, "haha, it turned out that a rabbit crashed into a tree and died." Great! There is rabbit meat to eat! "

He picked up the rabbit and ran home excitedly.

At the door, the neighbor met him and asked, "Sam, why did you come home so early today?" He said excitedly, "Hey, hey, I'll just sit here and wait for the rabbit to hit the tree, and I can still live a good life."

Song people put rabbits aside, boiled water with a smile and muttered, "Haha, who will farm if rabbits pick them up?" How delicious rabbit meat is! Go and boil the water. I want to skin the rabbit! "

Take advantage of the Song people to boil water, rabbit. ...

"Oh, my head is dizzy!" The rabbit woke up, and the Song people took a kitchen knife and ran away excitedly. "I skinned the rabbit!" "

"what!" At this point, the rabbit has woken up, and the rabbit flew into a rage and gnashed her teeth angrily. The poet was afraid, "ah! What's going on here? You ... how did you ... come back to life! "

Without saying anything, the rabbit said "Dong-Pa-"and the Song people became pandas.

The rabbit used nunchakus again and sang, "Use nunchakus quickly, huh …"

The Song people begged, "Ah! I was wrong! Give me a break! Rabbit warrior! Leave me alone! I promise it won't happen again! "

The rabbit slammed his head with nunchakus and said, "Take advantage of people's danger!" " Shameless villain! "

"Rabbit eldest brother, I was wrong! If you leave me alone in 2008, I can promise anything in 2008! "

The rabbit stopped suddenly. "Oh, promise me what? Sounds good! "

The Song people patted the panda eye there: "Hey, that's it, that's it!" "

From then on, the farmer waited for the rabbit to hit his head in front of the stump every day. ...

His farmland is full of weeds.

The farmer accidentally got the rabbit. Since then, he has been stuck in the stump foolishly, hoping to get the killed rabbit again. His behavior has spread all over the world as a joke.

Song people are really ashamed. Someone said, "It's a pity that he gave up all his efforts because of one luck! Let's wake him up! "

When they reached the stump, they said in unison, "Ah! What is this? How is it different from the legend! "

I saw the Song people holding a big gong, "Dangdang Dangdang ..." "Attention, rabbit brothers and sisters passing by! There are stumps here, be careful! "

When the rabbit stretches his legs and drinks. ...