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A joke about employees asking for leave from their boss.

There are 365 days and 52 weekends in a year. If you subtract this 104 day, there is still 26 1 day. You still have 16 hours to go to work every day. If you subtract this 170 day, there is still 9 1 day. It takes 23 days for you to spend 30 minutes drinking coffee every day. You usually ask the company for two days sick leave every year, and there are only 20 days left, and there are five holidays every year. The company does not go to work. Subtract these five days, leaving 15 days. The company generously gives you 14 days off every year. Therefore, your working hours are only 1 day, and you have to take this 1 day off.

I. 365- 104=26 1 working day

2.261-16/24 * 261= 87 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day). The actual result should be 87 days, and the joke calculation is 9 1 day, which is used for self-defense.

3. Coffee drinking: 87-0.5 * 261/24 = 81.5625 days (calculated according to the working time of 24 hours a day). It only takes 5.4375 days to drink coffee, because the natural number of days to eat during working hours is only 26 1 day instead of 365 days. At this time, the boss calculated that it was 23 days with 365/8, and replaced "working day" and "working 24 hours a day" with 365 natural days and 8 standard working hours. These are all used for eating, calling in sick and having a holiday.

4. Eat 81.5625-1* 261/24 = 70.6875 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day).

Verb (abbreviation of verb) sick leave and holiday annual leave is 70.6875-(2+5+14) * (8-0.5-1)/24 = 65 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day).

So I actually worked for 65 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day)

The simple algorithm is that working hours are 8- 1, eating is -0.5, and drinking coffee is 6.5 hours.

Working days 365- weekend 104- sick leave 2- holidays 5- annual leave 14=240 days.

240*6.5/24=65 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day)