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A joke about employees asking for leave from their boss.
I. 365- 104=26 1 working day
2.261-16/24 * 261= 87 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day). The actual result should be 87 days, and the joke calculation is 9 1 day, which is used for self-defense.
3. Coffee drinking: 87-0.5 * 261/24 = 81.5625 days (calculated according to the working time of 24 hours a day). It only takes 5.4375 days to drink coffee, because the natural number of days to eat during working hours is only 26 1 day instead of 365 days. At this time, the boss calculated that it was 23 days with 365/8, and replaced "working day" and "working 24 hours a day" with 365 natural days and 8 standard working hours. These are all used for eating, calling in sick and having a holiday.
4. Eat 81.5625-1* 261/24 = 70.6875 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day).
Verb (abbreviation of verb) sick leave and holiday annual leave is 70.6875-(2+5+14) * (8-0.5-1)/24 = 65 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day).
So I actually worked for 65 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day)
The simple algorithm is that working hours are 8- 1, eating is -0.5, and drinking coffee is 6.5 hours.
Working days 365- weekend 104- sick leave 2- holidays 5- annual leave 14=240 days.
240*6.5/24=65 days (calculated by working 24 hours a day)
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