Henan joke accent

To be honest, I have a crush on you. I know I am lovesick, because I have no money to let you live a rich life, and I am not good at it, and I have no money at home. You are my first love, and your temperament and elegance make it really difficult for me to get rid of you all the time. It's no use being angry. I'll forget all the stupid things I did before.

(Standard Nanyang dialect) Because I am from Tanghe, Nanyang, it would be better to change "method" into "method".

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