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"The enemy will block you, and the water will cover you" is an idiom in China, which comes from Yuan Anonymous "Tong Pi War": "Master, this soldier will block you, and the water will cover you, which is really good." ? It means taking flexible measures according to the specific situation.

When I came home from work last night, I suddenly received a WeChat voice message from the project team leader, and five or six messages were sent one after another like shells. The company has a very urgent task for me to take charge of, and I only gave it three days, and I especially emphasized that it was a "political task." The implication is that no matter what the situation, I will try my best to finish it.

Coincidentally, at the end of the day, I received an urgent email from the demand team leader, asking for job evaluation and scheduling in less than 20 minutes, and also specially called to urge "this is a very urgent task arranged by the team leader, and it must be as soon as possible ..."

A few days ago, the project team leader suddenly asked me to attend a new project approval review meeting. The moderator emphasized that "this project is different from the past, you must follow it all the way …", and later learned privately that this project is the demand of the company boss. ...

During the period, other leaders kept urging the progress of other projects, saying that this is also a key project and cannot be postponed because of my side, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable. ...

A group, n leaders, this "general", that "boss" and that's also "big boss" ... I think I am the only soldier! The day before yesterday was a key project, yesterday was the boss's demand, and today is a political task. The work "996" is beyond the appreciation of any ordinary person. Be proud of it! "alas! Leaders, this soldier will block it, and the water will cover it. "