I can't understand this joke. Who can help me explain?

A young police officer wanted to make a phone call, but he had no change. So he stopped a passing veteran and said, "Do you have any change? Staff sergeant. "

"I'll find it for you." The veteran reached for his wallet.

"This is how you answer the second lieutenant? Do it again. Do you have any change on hand? Staff sergeant! "

"Report sir, no!" The veteran answered decisively.

Sailor's cabin

The commander of the navy inspected a newly built ship. When he went to the crew cabin, the captain told him that it was the cabin of 50 sailors!

The navy commander was surprised; "There are 50 people living in such a small place?"

The captain explained, "Not 50 people, but 50 sailors."

industrial disease

When the company commander reviewed the recruits, he had doubts about the arrangement of the team and asked a platoon leader, "Why are the tall men in the first row, the middle ones in the second row and the short ones in the last row?"

"Report to the company commander!" The platoon leader stood at attention and reported, "Because I was a fruit stand before I joined the army."

Dad is a general.

A newly promoted colonel went to the front to inspect the troops he would take over; When he came to a somewhat shy soldier in the queue, he stopped and said; "Young man, raise your head, even in front of big shots. Let's shake hands. You can write home and tell them that you shook hands with the colonel, and they will be proud of it. Young man, who is your father? "

"Report Sir, my father is a general.

Courage and decision

The officer asked, "Who can tell me the difference between courage and determination?"

Soldier: "It is brave to leave the barracks without authorization."

"What about the decision?"

"Don't go back to the barracks."

accidental event

Judge: "Private Lupo, why did you shoot the colonel?"

Lu Bei: "Mr. Judge, that was a very accidental event."

"What accident?"

"It was an accident. I didn't intend to shoot Mr. Colonel, but I shot Mr. Captain in the back. o "

cannot get/go through

One day, before morning exercises, the commander named nine soldiers who had not returned to the barracks to terminate their vacation. They were furious with Lei Huo. It was not until 6 pm that the first soldier swaggered back to the barracks.

"Excuse me, sir," explained the soldier. "I was delayed by an appointment. I missed the ride when I came back, but I made up my mind to come back, so I rented a carriage. Who knows that I suddenly died halfway on the horse, and I still walked 10 miles to get back. "

The officer listened suspiciously, but he forgave him. However, after following him, the seven soldiers who came back one after another all said so.

When the last soldier came back, the officer couldn't help it any longer, and shouted with his hands akimbo, "What's the matter with you?"

When the soldier was about to report, the officer lost his temper and shouted, "That's enough. Don't tell me the horse is dead. "

"No, sir," said the soldier plausibly, "the horse is not dead. The terrible thing is that there are eight dead horses lying on the road, and my carriage managed to pass. "

fight back

A soldier who fought in the front line received a dear John letter from his girlfriend in his hometown, saying that she was going to marry a businessman and asked the soldier to send back the photos he had sent him before.

The soldier thought about it, borrowed twenty or thirty photos of women from his comrades-in-arms, put them in a wooden box with the photos of his girlfriend, and sent them to the ungrateful girlfriend.

After receiving the wooden box, my girlfriend found a note in the box, which said, "Please pick out your photo. Because I can't remember which one you are, the rest must be sent back! "

breakfast

The general went to the company to check the food of the soldiers. He asked the soldiers how they were eating. The soldiers all said vaguely, "not bad" and "not bad" Only one soldier said foolishly, "Ghosts don't eat, sir."

The general went up to him and asked him, "What did you have for breakfast today?"

"A bowl of porridge, half a honey watermelon, three hot cakes, two eggs, a plate of bacon, two meat rolls and a cup of coffee, sir." The soldier counted along his fingers.

"Son," said the general, "it's almost time for the king's breakfast!"

"Report, Hasegawa!" The soldier said: "This is what I ate with 4 yuan money in the snack bar of the military consumer service department."

Wound scar

The ancient Romans were a martial people, and soldiers were proud of their injuries before and ashamed of their back injuries. Once, a soldier showed off the scars on his face in front of the emperor. The emperor said to him, "I see, you must have looked back when you ran for your life."

Soldiers' worries

General Critz went to the front to inspect. As soon as he got to the front line, a bullet from the enemy sniper knocked off a button on his uniform. The general was frightened to disgrace and fell to his knees. The officers and men who followed were indifferent. The general was very angry. He shouted to the nearest soldier, "Why are you?"

Imagine destroying this damn sniper? "

"Report to General Critz," the soldier straightened his chest, "because I'm worried that the enemy will change into a sniper with better marksmanship."

Playback effect

Exposed people like to walk on the grass, and the notice on the grass "Don't trample on the grass" is useless, so the base headquarters erected a new signboard, which immediately took effect.

The original sign said, "Grass is%."