Give a few jokes about computers.

1. My computer crashes quickly every time I turn it on. It seems that there is not enough memory! Although the memory is cheap now, I am poor and only use 128M! I pondered for a long time and found a good way. I inserted the memory backwards. Hey! The self-check passed with a click and the memory became 82 1M!

2. Later, I took the floppy disk to the refrigerator and froze it for a day, then it became a hard disk! In this way, I have another hard disk.

I wrote Pence 5.0 on the case, and the result is much faster.

I used a monitor in a fish tank, and now it feels like a liquid crystal!

I added a magnifying glass in front of the 14 monitor, and the monitor became 20 inches, which saved me a lot of money.

I picked up the flashlight on the printer and turned it into a laser. I played fast and well, and saved a lot of scolding.

7. I added a light bulb to the mouse, hey, it will turn into photoelectric immediately!

8. Turn down the volume of the 10 yuan speaker you bought in the night market. Guess what, it's amazing, and a subwoofer came out right away!