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Cai: Good news! Good news! The son-in-law is back-
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: Son-in-law ... you're back at last!
Li Xiaoyao: Zongbao, is everyone all right?
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: OK, OK ~
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: Dong Mei! In a hurry ... go and tell the young lady that uncle is back!
Dong Mei: Yes.
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: My son-in-law, you have been away for half a year ... Miss and Miss can't wait for you.
Li Xiaoyao: I was delayed in going to Shushan this time. ...
Li Xiaoyao: Why don't you see the host and the young lady?
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: My master is out of town. He said he went to Beijing, miss ...
A woman's scream came from the backyard ~
Li Xiaoyao: What's the matter?
Cai: Go and see that little guy!
There is another woman screaming in the backyard ~
Li Xiaoyao: That doesn't sound right ~ I'm going to see for myself what happened.
Butler Lin Zhong: Uncle, what happened in the back garden?
Li Xiaoyao: I don't know. I'll check it out.
Li Xiaoyao: Zongbao! Have you met Er Ru?
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: Ah! Little miss is missing? How did this happen ... didn't Dong Mei accompany you?
Li Xiaoyao: If the emergency room is not in her room, Dong Mei doesn't know why she fainted.
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: My young lady is missing ... This ... what should I tell my master?
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: Ah ~ Dong Mei, a useless girl! How can you faint at this juncture? !
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: Uncle, please wake Dong Mei up quickly … ask her what happened!
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: Miss was humiliated by thieves? Oh, my God ... My son-in-law, you must find a way to get my little lady back. My master is the most.
Love this little granddaughter ...
Lin Zhong, the housekeeper: If the young lady can't get back ... I'm afraid the master can't bear the blow.
Li Xiaoyao: Bao, did you hear the call just now?
Bao: Yes! The little one just heard a cry from the west wing, and Ah Cai had arrived.
Li Xiaoyao: The West Wing? Isn't that Er Ru's room?
Bao: Alas, uncle, the girl must have eaten some worms again. Playing tricks on you? Kid. Little beauty is too naughty, I
Children can't take her!
Bao: Last time! I don't know where the little lady got an angry bug and almost burned down the house, old man
Ye severely scolded her.
Li Xiaoyao thought: A bug on fire? Anu must have given her a way to explode.
Bao: According to my master, my young lady's personality is exactly the same as that of her when she was a child!
Bao: The little one has been here all the time, and I haven't seen the little one leave the west wing.
Bao: Uncle ... Could this young lady be captured by the enemies of the Lin family fort? Is it? Those people in the Jianghu can't compete with the Lins.
May make this dirty trick ...
Li Xiaoyao: Cai-
Cai: Uncle ~ You're just in time! Are you online? There are several screams, please go in and have a look!
Cai: Did the little guy hear the sound in the room? Come out, but we humans are not allowed to enter the west wing at will. ...
Cai: □ ~ Li? I don't know what happened. I'm really anxious!
Cai: it's over ~ it's over! The young lady disappeared for no reason. What should I do?
Cai: Did the thief escape from the window? ? Uncle, can you do martial arts? Qiang, go and save that lady!
Qiu Ju: Uncle! Little beauty is gone!
Li Xiaoyao: What? How did it disappear?
Qiu Ju: I don't know! At that time, the maid was cleaning the table ... Miss Dong Mei just wanted to serve in the room, soon.
Screams came from the room. ...
Qiu Ju: When the handmaiden entered the room, the young lady had disappeared, and Dong Mei fainted on the ground.
Qiu Ju: What should I do? How can a young lady disappear when she is alive?
Qiu Ju: Wow ... Miss, I don't know what to do now. ...
Free and unfettered to save the unconscious winter plum
Dong Mei: The handmaiden brought tea at the order of the young lady. As soon as she entered the door, she saw two bad guys catch the young lady.
Want to go out the window ...
Dong Mei: I stopped those two thieves at once, but … they knocked me out.
Li Xiaoyao: Can you tell me who they are?
Dong Mei: Those two thieves are dressed in black, so the handmaiden can't tell ...
Dong Mei: Two bad guys climbed out of the window with their young ladies on their backs ... But handmaiden can't do martial arts and can't stop them!
Dong Mei: Uncle ~ Miss, is she captured? I cried so badly! She must be scared. You ... You have to save Mix.
Sister!
Li Xiaoyao: The only place to go is the Hidden Dragon? One way ...
Li Xiaoyao: Dong Mei and Qiu Ju, please find some people to stay here and watch. I went out to find this young lady.
Bring me an embroidered handkerchief
Li Xiaoyao: Er Ru's embroidered handkerchiefs ... they seem to be going here? !
Buy embroidered shoes
Li Xiaoyao: Aren't these Er Ru's shoes?
Li Xiaoyao: Yes!
Whistleblower: Stop ... Stop. Or I'll ... be rude to her!
Li Xiaoyao: Who are you? Why do you want to catch it? Memories
Whistleblower: We are. ...
The snitch whispered: .........
Snitch: We are two heroes of Bao Jialin! We're here for revenge!
Li Xiaoyao: When have we ever had a grudge? Li seems to have never heard of Bao Jialin.
Whistleblower: Never heard of it. ...
The snitch whispered: .........
Whistleblower: You ... Ahem ... You haven't heard of it. It is your own ignorance!
Li Xiaoyao: ... Erxia, if Li has offended before, even if he came for me, why should he hurt my daughter?
Whistleblower: This ...
The snitch whispered: .........
Whistleblower: We are not here for revenge. We only invited you to call a few times, but you ignored … this … is not.
Don't you want to embarrass Bao Jialin? Anyway ~ you want to save your daughter … what? …
The snitch whispered: .........
Whistleblower: ... Oh ...
Informant: If you want to save your daughter … bring it on ~ Show your real kung fu, let's cherish the forest together … No! Shuangxia
Look at that!
Li Xiaoyao: .......
Whistleblower: What? Dare not?
Li Xiaoyao: At their insistence, Li had to ask Shuangxia for advice on saving her daughter.
Whistleblower: Who's afraid of who? Come on! Let's go together!
Whistleblower: What? ..... but ... I ... ...
Whistleblower:! It's no use! If you're scared, leave? Let's go I will do it myself! !
Li Xiaoyao:? ~ Bao Jialin is no better than er! Don't go out and cheat and make a fool of yourself in the future!
Li Xiaoyao: Don't be afraid to remember! Dad's coming to save you ...?
Whistleblower: Oh, no ... Miss ... This is a failure. ...
Whistleblower: Oh, dear ~ You are not allowed to call me miss, but you still do!
Li Xiaoyao: .......
Whistleblower: Hmmm ... Ahem ... The great Li Xia Kung Fu is really good! Bao Jialin and Shuang Xia naturally lost ~ and then what? ...
... there will be no future!
Whistleblower: Wait for me! Little beauty!
Li Xiaoyao: Wait!
Whistleblower: ... How ... How? What does Li Daxia suggest?
Li Xiaoyao: You can go first? What about you? ...
Li Xiaoyao: You stay.
Whistleblower: I … I …
Snitch: Little … Little Miss … Don't say I'm disloyal … Chunlan can only help you here … I have to go first? Yes
Whistleblower: Chunlan-wait for me!
Li Xiaoyao: Yes!
Whistleblower: Hmm … Ah … I … bring her here at once!
Li Xiaoyao: Yes! Come back here!
Whistleblower: Little sister, where do you want to go?
Li Yiru: Dad!
Li Xiaoyao: Yes!
Li Xiaoyao: Why do you know how to cut a dragon? Lin Jiabao's martial arts also dare to steal!
Li Yiru: Hee hee ~ Dad was cheated by us!
Li Xiaoyao: Wow ~ You two teamed up to tease me!
Lin Yueru:? ~ I'm still wondering … when will you recognize him!
Li Xiaoyao: Yueru ~ Why are you dressed as an informer?
Lin Yueru:? !
Li Xiaoyao:?
Li Yiru: Who told dad to go to Shushan for half a year and never come back? Mom is angry with you!
Li Xiaoyao: Didn't I send you a message from A Qing that I was busy teaching my disciples to practice, and would I be late?
Lin Yueru: Later? Half a year ~ you're late! ? ! To put it bluntly, even letters must be ghostwritten by disciples.
I almost forgot that I look like a son!
Li Xiaoyao: How could I forget you?
Lin Yueru: Tell me! You almost didn't recognize him just now If I hadn't deliberately exposed the Lins' martial arts, you would have let it go.
He was killed!
Li Xiaoyao: This is ... totally different!
Li Yiru: Hey ~ Dad! Why do you think Niang pretended to be a snitch?
Li Xiaoyao: Why?
Lin Yueru: It's like-
Li Yiru: Hee hee ~ Mom says she wants to try and see if you are still obsessed with the Yangzhou widow. ...
Li Xiaoyao: The moon is like-this is too much!
Lin Yueru: OK! I know! It's a good thing you didn't soften up when you first faced me ... if you dare to treat another woman.
Go easy on me, I won't spare you ~
Li Xiaoyao thinks: Women are really unreasonable. ...
Li Yiru: Dad, what took you so long this time?
Li Xiaoyao: There is a reason for staying for half a year this time.
Li Xiaoyao: But your mother doesn't seem to welcome your father back, so ... I won't say more.
Li Yiru: Ouch ~ Why on earth? Dad, come on!
Lin Yueru: You ... just say what you want to say. Why are you dragging your feet?
Li Xiaoyao: Dad promised someone to do something. For this promise, Dad will stay in Shushan and finish everything as soon as possible.
Work to be done.
Li Yiru: Is it that Grandmaster Blade asked Dad to teach the disciples of Shushan fencing?
Li Xiaoyao: Hmm. ...
Li Yiru: Bah! Grandpa, the blade master, went to travel around the world by himself, and gave his father the big trouble of Shushan, and his father didn't feel bad.
I've been with my mother!
Li Xiaoyao: Er Ru! Dad just wants to spend more time with you two, so he will stay in Shushan for a long time this time.
Lin Yueru: You? ...
Li Xiaoyao: Yueru, I remember I promised-I will wait until I find someone who is capable and qualified to take charge of Shushan.
I will accompany you with memories.
Lin Yueru: You ... Xiaoyao ... Do you remember? ...
Li Xiaoyao: Hmm! I still remember that a long time ago, we agreed to travel together and have dinner together.
World food, see the beauty of the world. ...
Lin Yueru: We're going to … eat it till it's old! Play until you are old!
Li Xiaoyao: Yes! Now is the time to honor this promise.
Lin Yueru: Brother Xiaoyao ... Am I dreaming?
Li Xiaoyao: The moon is like! I will never leave you again.
Li Yiru: Wow ~ Great! Dad must take mom and Yiru sightseeing! If you want to go with dad.
Hit the bad guys!
Lin Yueru: The three of us will be together forever, and we will never be apart!
Beautiful as the bright moon, your name is both happy and sad; Yesterday, my heart was always deep, but tonight, my dream is full of fragrance.
Although the reality is always ruthless, the shortcomings in the world are all rounded with dreams. Let this nonexistent fantasy make up for it.
Our inner expectations.
Now there is only a hidden ending similar to the moon version on the Internet.
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