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Yahoo, Sina, buying and selling drawers (classic joke)

One day, Yahoo, Sina and the buying and selling drawers were walking in the desert.

Walking, I saw a bottle, opened the cork and a man floated out.

The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " "

Yahoo was the first to say, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money."

The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. "

Yahoo said: I want a lot of money! "

After the fairy fulfilled her wish, Yahoo said his third wish: "

Take me home. "

The fairy said, "No problem."

So Yahoo went home with a lot of money.

The fairy asked Sina again.

Sina said: "I want beautiful women!"

The fairy gave him a beautiful woman.

Sina added: I still want beautiful women! "

The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. ..

Sina finally said, "Take me home."

The fairy sent Sina home and asked what the drawer wanted.

The seller said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is.

The buying and selling drawer said, another bottle of Erguotou! "

The fairy asked him what his third wish was.

The drawer said, "I miss Yahoo and Sina very much. Please bring them back. "

Yahoo and Sina were furious, but they were helpless and had to keep going.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person came out.

The man said, "I am a disciple of that immortal just now, and my magic is not as strong as his."

So I can only give you two wishes. "

Yahoo and Sina think it's best to let buyers and sellers talk first.

In case he gets it back later.

So the buying and selling drawer said, "A bottle of Erguotou first."

The fairy realized his wish.

Yahoo and Sina urged sellers to express their second wish quickly.

After drinking the spirit Erguotou, the seller said to the immortal unhurriedly, "All right, it's all right, you go."

Yahoo and Sina continue to trudge angrily with buying and selling drawers.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am the apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only grant each of you one wish."

Yahoo quickly said, "I never want to see that trading drawer again."

The fairy said, "All right." Then she turned to Sina and asked, "What about yours?"

Sina quickly said, "I don't want to see that business drawer either."

The fairy said, "All right." Then she turned to the drawer and asked, "What about yours?"

The drawer says, "What they say doesn't count."

So Yahoo and Sina gnashed their teeth and followed the buying and selling drawers.

Walking, I saw another bottle, opened the cork and another person floated out.

The man said, "I am an apprentice of the immortal apprentice, and I can only satisfy the three of you with one wish!" " "

Yahoo and Sina whispered in unison, "The buying and selling drawers say nothing".

The man said, "OK", so he turned to the drawer and asked, "What do you want to say?"

The drawer said, "Let them all go back to their homes and don't suffer with me." .