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What is the national football team? !
Teach your son to choose a career and do whatever he wants. Never play football. Maybe you are training a prisoner.
The "Three Big Balls" called us to rush out of Asia to the world from Chairman Mao's time. Today, men's basketball and volleyball are ok (compared with women's). When have you ever seen the men's soccer team rush out of China? The China-Japan World is a direct competition between South Korea and Japan, which does not occupy a quota, giving the South Korean men's soccer team a chance. Do you think they are really successful? That's a joke. They went to Korea for a few days and didn't score a goal, did they?
If China men's soccer team really wants to break out of Asia and go to the world, I can assert that there are no side doors in China at present.
I'll tell you another joke:
The home team in France won the championship as expected, and fans from China, the United States, Britain and Japan asked God when their country would win the championship.
British fans say that we are the birthplace of football. The quality of the league is high and the overall level is not low. When can we win the championship? God sat and answered: 3 years.
American fans say that our country is big, and we pay more attention to football. With money, we have done well in this world. When can we win the championship? 5 years of God's Day.
Japanese fans say that the domestic football environment in Japan is good, we have money, especially the younger generation is determined, and this game has also scored goals. When can we realize our big dream? God answered Japan for 8 years.
China fans went to the day before yesterday: China has a vast territory and a large population. Although they didn't come to France to compete this time, the domestic league has already started. When can they win the championship? God stood up and looked forward, then looked and said, I can't see?
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What is the national football team? !
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