Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What are some funny words suitable for girls?
What are some funny words suitable for girls?
2. A male college student lives outside with his girlfriend. Soon, his girlfriend became pregnant. The male classmate panicked and asked for help at home. The family is so popular that we simply ignore him. On Father's Day, the male classmate thought it was a good opportunity, so he immediately wrote a short message to his father: "Happy Father's Day". In less than five minutes, his father replied with two words: "Le Tong."
Once, I was sitting in my sister's car, and my little nephew was sitting next to me. I saw him biting his finger, so I patted his little hand as a warning. A few days later, I took my sister's car again and found that my little nephew was going to bite his finger again. He saw me aiming at him, hesitated for a moment, then stretched out his finger and said to me with a flattering face: Uncle, do you want to eat?
4. An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your breasts grow on your back?" The camel said, "stay away, I don't talk to things with dicks on my face!" " "The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned to the snake and said, "Laugh! You have a face on your penis, you are not qualified! "
A tiger caught a cold and wanted to eat a panda. The panda cried and said, "You have a cold. Why did you eat me?" The tiger said: "the advertisement says that you should eat white and black when you have a cold!" " "
- Previous article:What jokes do dogs tell that will make people embarrassed?
- Next article:Ultimate joke
- Related articles
- I don't know why many people say I have something hidden in my heart, but I never say it. Actually, I don't know. How can I change this view of others?
- A joke in love that makes people want to cry.
- Golden Rooster and Stars: Jackie Chan has sparse hair, Stephy is as delicate as bamboo, and Kym has a shiny face. What's the matter?
- Comment on "The Plants in Dad's Pocket are Crazy"
- Ask some philosophical stories, thank you.
- Jokes and jokes that rural people like to hear.
- Download the complete works of txt for free.
- Video playback of a dog who can tell jokes.
- University study room
- The complete lines of Degang Guo Yu Qian's "I am a triad"