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Are there any jokes about the Spring Festival?
Ji Xiaolan was a college student in the Qing Dynasty. Once, he went home to visit relatives during the Spring Festival, and a family of three brothers in the village asked him to write Spring Festival couplets. He wrote a pair of "earth-shattering, one of the best" Spring Festival couplets and criticized "acting first". This is a terrible mistake. He was accused of cheating the monarch in the name of "offending". When Emperor Qianlong learned of this incident, he immediately called Ji Xiaolan back to Beijing to ask. Ji Xiaolan replied, "I wrote Spring Festival couplets correctly! Isn't this boss selling firecrackers an "earth-shattering portal"? The second child is in charge of the fair fight. Isn't screaming all day one of the best families? The third is to sell roast chicken, isn't it' cut first and then play'? " The words were dry, and the dragon smiled.
Young master writes Spring Festival couplets.
Once upon a time, there was a young master who used to eat, drink, and be merry and idle. He spent all his father's inheritance, and near the end of the year, there was no firewood. On New Year's Eve, the poor young master wrote a couplet to laugh at himself and posted it at the door: "Live frugally and spend the indifferent year." An old pedant in the village sighed after reading it, and added a sentence to the couplet, which became: "Do frugal things early and avoid being indifferent."
The whole family writes couplets together.
In ancient times, there was a family who was very superstitious and wanted to make good luck in everything. On New Year's Eve, my father's two sons discussed and said, "Put up a new Spring Festival couplets in the class. Now let's each say a few auspicious words and make a pair of Spring Festival couplets. " The two sons nodded in agreement. Father stroked his beard and read, "What a good year!" The eldest son thought about it and read, "Less bad luck." The second son then read: "No lawsuit!" Everyone was full of praise after reading it, so my father wrote a long article without punctuation and posted it in the middle of the room. The next day, the neighbors came to pay New Year's greetings. As soon as I entered the door, I saw the Spring Festival couplets and read aloud: "This year is so unlucky, I have to go to court!"
Jie Jin vs Spring Festival couplets
Jie Jin was a good writer since he was a child. This year's Spring Festival, he posted a pair of Spring Festival couplets at the back door: "The door is against a thousand bamboo poles, and the family hides thousands of books." The staff across the hall was very unhappy, thinking that only a family like me deserved to post this couplet, so they ordered the servants to cut down the bamboo. Soon, the family came to report that Jie Jin's Spring Festival couplets were changed to: "The door is as short as a thousand bamboo poles, and parents save thousands of books." Mr. Yuan was very angry after hearing this, and let people dig out the bamboo roots. Unexpectedly, Xie Jia's Spring Festival couplets were changed to: "The door is short of bamboo, and there is thousands of books at home."
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