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Short Jokes for Toddlers
1. Children's Joke Story 1
My Master
In ancient times, there was a member of the Communist Party of China named Zhu who was very particular about his work. He could take everything into consideration. He is just dissatisfied with his last name, so he is very taboo about others calling him Mr. Zhu. The servants in his home were often replaced because as long as a servant accidentally said the word "Zhu" once, he would fire him mercilessly.
Once, he got a new servant, and he told the servant: "When you work in my house, you must strictly abide by the rules when speaking. You should always call me 'Master', but not 'Master Zhu'; If a guest named Zhu comes to visit, do you hear me clearly? The servant agreed one by one, but Zhu was still worried, and added: "You must speak politely, and when you eat, you must say 'dinner'." , when sleeping, it is said to be "sleep", to kill people in the county is to be called "zhengfa", and to die from illness is to be called "immortal death". Do you understand?" The servant nodded repeatedly and said, "I remember everything. ”
A few days later, a pig in Yuan Wai’s house fell ill and fell in the yard and could not get up. The servant hurried to the upper room, invited Yuan Wai into the yard, and pointed at the fallen pig. The pig said: "Master, it's not good. My master is sick and refuses to eat and sleep. If we don't rectify him immediately, we will have to wait for him to die!"
2 , Children's Joke Story 2
Flat-mouthed Chicken
Once upon a time, there was a couple. The husband was stupid, but the wife was very smart.
One day, the wife called out. The stupid husband caught a few chickens and sent them to his father-in-law's house. The stupid husband agreed, picked up the chicken cage, and walked out of the house. He happened to meet a person on the road and said: "What are you doing?" Go?" The man replied, "I'm going to my father-in-law's house. The silly husband hurriedly said: "Just in time, my wife asked me to take the chicken to my father-in-law's house, so I'll ask you to take it to me." "The man was very well-behaved and took the cage and left.
When the silly husband returned home, his wife asked him: "Why are you back so soon? Did you send the chicks?" The husband replied: "On the way, I happened to meet a man who was also going to my father-in-law's house, so I asked him to take him with him. The wife said angrily: "You idiot! His father-in-law is not your father-in-law." Hurry up and catch up!"
The husband obediently chased out, chasing, chasing, and saw a man coming in front, carrying a similar chicken coop. He stepped forward and grabbed the man's hand. The chicken coop said: "Give me back the chicken I asked you to bring. I have my own father-in-law." The man, Monk Zhanger, was confused and said, "This is not your chicken. There are ducks in my cage!" When the stupid husband saw it, he became even more angry and said, "Huh! You are afraid to call me." Recognize it, and deliberately pinched the chick's mouth, it's really not a thing!"
3. Children's Joke Story 3
Making a mystery
A fortune teller himself His hexagrams are said to be very effective, especially in predicting what will happen in the future.
One day, three scholars who came to Beijing to take the exam passed by and came to his hexagram stall. One scholar asked: "How many of the three of us can pass the test this time?" The fortune teller closed his eyes, counted with his fingers, and then stretched out a finger. The three scholars were puzzled and asked hurriedly. Fortune teller: "What does this mean?" The fortune teller smiled and said: "The secret must not be leaked. "No matter how the scholars asked, the fortune teller refused to speak. Reluctantly, the three scholars had no choice but to continue on their way.
Seeing that the scholars had gone away, the fortune teller's young apprentice hurriedly asked the master: " What did you mean by pointing out a finger just now?" The fortune teller looked at no one around and whispered: "There are three of them in a group. If one of them passes the exam, this finger tells them that they can only take the exam. One of them passes the exam; if two of them pass the exam, this finger tells them that one of the three will fail; if all three of them pass the exam, this finger means that they all passed the exam; if all three of them pass the exam, If not, it means that none of them passed the test. "
After hearing this, the young apprentice laughed and said, "Ah! This is how fortune telling works!
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