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What did your 3-year-old baby do to make people collapse?
To borrow a word from Yang Li, it is "You'll never guess what's going on in his little head?"
To drive a person crazy, just give him a human cub of 0 to 3 years old.
Next, let's talk to you about the confusing and unpredictable behavior of human cubs.
Stick your hand in the oven at 200 degrees. If my mother won't let me, I will explode and roll around.
Look at those neon lights with changing colors. After a few months, I began to ask questions, and when I got the wrong answer, I began to cry.
The old mother can only play an extremely energetic role. At the moment when the baby in her arms is "hmm", she will look at the store instantly and give him the correct answer.
"Do you want some water?" "No" "What are you going to do?" "I want water"; "Do you want to see Peggy Piggy?" "No" "What are you going to do?" Peggy piggy.
Do you know what kinds of flowers and plants are downstairs in the community? We've known each other since we gave birth. Every day, the child sends his mother a soul torture, "What flower is this?" "What kind of tree is this?"
After months of persistent questioning, the old mother never recognized garlic seedlings and wheat seedlings and was directly promoted to an entry-level player in garden flowers.
Toys must be placed in a specific location, parents can't touch them at will, and children will get angry and go crazy; Don't wear clothes carelessly, you must wear socks first, then pants, or you will cry. ...
The child's behavior is confusing and the old mother is crazy.
Moreover, no matter how good a child used to be, such great changes will take place when he is two or three years old, and so will children all over the world.
Likes repetition; I like the order of things and the placement of things in his order; Likes to ask questions;
I'm not used to others making decisions for myself.
Therefore, although these behaviors of children seem unreasonable, even rebellious and incredible, in fact, what parents want to tell is that in fact, the signs of this child becoming smarter should not be stopped casually.
Before the child is 2 years old, he will cry as long as he is full of food and drink. In fact, it is because the child's brain has not developed to the point where he can think, so he does things by instinct.
But at the age of two or three, the brains of these human cubs gradually developed and began to transform into "Homo sapiens".
In other words, the baby began to "think". After thinking, he can only think of three things. Know yourself, know the world and know the relationship between yourself and the world.
Know yourself: When children always say no or no to you, they are actually perceiving themselves. After all, once you obey, you will not highlight "I".
Understand the world: children just come to this world and will think at first, so they are curious about everything. Therefore, children at this stage will be very happy to ask, "Why, when they can't speak, they will also use babbling or actions to express their curiosity.
However, children's memory is limited and their understanding ability is limited, so they will keep repeating. One month, two months, three months. ...
Understand the relationship between the world and themselves: children have a high demand for order, but in fact they understand their relationship with the world. The world is strange, but orderly things will make him feel safe and feel his existence in this world.
In other words, children are not really naughty and rebellious, just expressing themselves.
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