What are some funny language jokes?

1: No one is sorry to anyone, only those who don’t know how to cherish others.

2: I always thought that we are fish and water, inseparable, but I didn’t know that I am just a fish like you and can swim to other ponds.

3: Everyone hopes to meet someone in their best years, but often it takes meeting someone to usher in the best years.

4: If a man has impulse, he may love you, or he may not love you, but if he doesn’t have impulse, he definitely doesn’t love you.

5: Funny and damaging text messages: God saw you were thirsty and created water; God saw you were hungry and created rice; God saw you had no lovely friends and created me; but He also saw this world. There are no idiots on the Internet, and I created you by the way.

6: The birds are flying in the distance, and behind the rickets, the faint road is finally getting further and further away.

7: Even if the sky is no longer clear, the wind is still blowing, and it is no longer the biting feeling of winter. Suddenly looking back, we have known each other for several years.

8: You are so shameless and heartless, you should be very light.

9: You even believe the advertisements, you are stupid if you read books

10: The higher you stand, the farther you pee.

11: Don’t step on the wild flowers on the roadside.

12: You will do whatever it takes to keep her by your side. Have you ever thought about me?

13: If one day I become a gangster, please tell others that I was innocent.

14: Men and women are just animals of desire after all. Can they really be united because of love? Sorry, I don't know either.

15: The latest funny text messages: It is true gold, never afraid of fierce flames; it is green pine, never afraid of the long cold; it is Haiyan, never afraid of lightning piercing the sky; it is a fool, still Staring at the text message stupidly!

16: I lost my footing and became a big cripple. When I looked back, I came up with a sentence describing people being stupid.

17: Lao Tzu can help you solve problems that Confucius couldn’t solve.

18: The familiar figure that occasionally flashes by makes me feel very uncomfortable.

19: Guan Yu has a five-locked beard, elegant demeanor, and carries the Qinglong Yanyue Sword. People in the world give him the nickname Daolang.

20: In love, there are no rules, no winning or losing, no right or wrong, no heroes, no wise men, and no genius. In classic love, there are only two fools holding each other's hands, loving foolishly, living foolishly, and spending their entire lives foolishly.