There is an urgent need for a funny four-person cross talk.

The language of our motherland is rich and colorful. B: Yes! A: The language of our motherland is infinite. B: Yes! A: In terms of language, we are better than Fang. How? A: One is a doctoral student in a university, and the other is a repeat student in senior one. B: What kind of metaphor is this? ..... very good, very good. Then I will ask you for advice. A: (proudly) You're welcome! Look at the way she pretends ... OK, listen -(C and D run onto the stage) B: What are you two doing here? C: (Dialect) We don't know what's going on. Do we listen to people nearby? We have a linguist. D: (Dialect) is still rooted in the sky, but we know everything on the ground. Where's Dr. Effin? CD: (Dialect) Let's ask Zini about the language. Two children, pay attention to your language. CD: Mandarin? Answer: "Write standard words and speak Mandarin" is written on the wall over there in your school. Don't you see, two children? CD: (dialect) Bury! Really, like a linguist! A: The language used by the two children just now is called dialect. CD: (Color Mandarin) Ha, straight back, we only speak straight root Mandarin, not Eggen dialect. A: It is called "Color Mandarin" and "Majie Mandarin". B: (Dialect) You two really showed our jokes to deep-rooted linguists. ..... (Putonghua) This is called "colored Putonghua". As we all know, don't be complacent! A: "As we all know, we are complacent". This is called an idiom. Are you a language expert? A: Yes. You're a language expert? A: That's right! C: OK, listen to this-(hani language) "Red River People's Broadcasting Station, just now Coro Coroni rang, not Beijing time, but the microphone ..." What are you talking about! CD: (hani language) "Sazhi Haaramo Des, Ai Cao Hai Wa Zuo." A: hani language of the Hani nationality. This is a beautiful campus, where I study and study. CD: pull it! Be honest. Pull it! Hello! Speak dialect again! A: Well, let's compare and see who uses idioms most appropriately and skillfully. BCD: By contrast, I am not afraid that you are a language expert! On National Day, there were seven floors and a small garden-a sea of people. B: When the new millennium comes-snowflakes are fluttering and wahoo trees are blooming. C: Wuyi Road and Renmin Road-they are full of colorful lights. D: Look at old yangshan again-ABC: How about it? D: Look at the mountains and green waters from a distance, and look at a pile of shit from a distance! ABC: Hey, what idiom! A: I am a slim, dignified and delicate person. BCD: Bah! What a peacock! B: Let's just say that I am a man with a nose, eyes and fine features. C: nonsense, nose is eyes, eyes are nose-ACD: monster! C: Let's just say that I am slim and outstanding, and I sing like-Abd: Toad! What toad? It's Martha! Hi! C: I dance beautifully, like-Abd: broadcast gymnastics! C: What broadcast gymnastics! It is as proud as a peacock! No shame. A: When I entered Gejiu No.2 Middle School, the campus was clean and tidy, and four big characters were written on the green lawn: Self-improvement. BCD: OK! B: Teachers-tireless and conscientious. In the classroom-sometimes it's quiet, sometimes the books are loud. D: When class is over-Wan Vae and Pan Bingbing sometimes chase and fight, and sometimes cry wolf. ABC: Hey, this is too much! The teacher said that my composition was well organized. The teacher said my composition was very creative. C: The teacher said that my composition-gold will not change. Ab: Hey, don't change any gold, don't look for nothing! The teacher said my composition (crying) ... Well, little friend, why are you crying? The teacher said my composition was incoherent. ABC: Anything else? D: make it up. ABC: Anything else? D: the bull's head is not the horse's mouth. ABC: Hi! A: Children, don't be sad! Don't you think, what is our relationship? BC: What's the relationship? A: Half a catty, heartless ... BC: Hi! Look at this idiom, it's a language expert! It should be said that we are United and friendly ... ACD: Right! B: Love is just one word-ACD: Which word? Rukawa Kaede, the legendary swordsman! ACD: Cough! This is not the place to follow! We help each other ... BCD: Yes! A: The two of us -BCD: How about it? A: The moon is dark and windy, and the night is quiet ... BCD: Easy? A: In ... In ... BCD: In what? Answer: (singing): "On a dark night, the lid of a cellar was stolen ..."