School is about to start. Is there a humorous copy?

1. "I wish all the students that your faces are still so familiar on the first day of school, but the first thing you have to do when you return to school is to change gears ... to book wheels."

2. "After school starts, people who put up posters everywhere on campus will be hunted down. Why? Because this is an inspiring idea, it will bring danger to other students-the danger of slipping. "

3. "Everyone started school. I hope you don't tell the teacher that' this pile of books can kill people'. Just as that TV can't arouse the public anger of radicals, a book can't kill people. "

4. "School begins! Welcome back! According to the school management regulations, all students must report to the school after they arrive. The hanged bully will get 30% time and the opportunity to play for the candidate. "

5. "When school starts, remember to prepare new chemistry textbooks and the same amount of insurance, just in case! I wish you all academic success!