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What? How did I cross it? Or a newborn baby?
Nine princess? The humble princess?
Dangerous court? How can I survive?
The woman is very smart and rational, and the man is also very strong. Strong alliance!
Three rescues of marriage
A woman who failed in love and career traveled through time and space and stood on the ruins of a collapsed prison. A black bloody hand stretched out from the ruins, grabbed her ankle and changed her life. ...
She began to look for her position and ideal in this different time and space, but she finally understood that she had been looking for her inner belonging.
Baibian princess
She, just because she was timid and a little scared in the dark night, ran into the wall and crossed. Wear it, anyway, people who wear it these days have a good life. The disciples learned the peerless magic, and their identity became human. Volume 1: Become a "handsome man", travel in the Jianghu, win the reputation of the best handsome man in the world and the throne of the Wulin League leader. On the day I went down the mountain, I met him, handsome and handsome, and became brothers with him. Flying Skill, he met a playboy, like an elf, and made friends with him in order to make good relations with the Jianghu. In Wolong village, he flies around in an evil and enchanting way, appreciating his personality and making friends with him like a demon. On the eve of the conference, he saved the mysterious and arrogant man and was regarded as a benefactor. They all wanted to be Wulin champions, but she took it by mistake. She cried ... she was forced, and she didn't want to do it. The Wulin leader didn't make any money. She is a super housewife. She must deal with everything and find a way to leave. Wow, haha! Free at last. Volume 2: Changing Identity Again: Things have changed since the Wulin Congress of Qing Xian, bandit leader and Izumo Princess.
Lanling is a blur.
From the day she was born, her fate began to change.
She is a beautiful and naive woman, and they are absolutely beautiful aristocratic men. Living in the troubled times between the north and the south, struggling in the beast dynasty, staged a spectacular and touching scene of family hatred, national hatred, love, affection and friendship. Dazzled, she laughs, she cries, she is happy, she is sad, she is happy, she is angry. ... the only constant is her innate warmth and kindness, which pierces the darkness sharply and presents the most beautiful spirit.
Close that ferocious mask, and from this moment on, she is Lanling, the peerless wonder.
This heart is boundless.
The beauty queen of a modern university has reached an unknown age because of a strange brand. In a patriarchal society, it has experienced numerous setbacks and blows, and finally faded from innocence and simplicity, enjoying the free sky.
Everything seems to be on the right track. After crossing, he became the prime minister's records and daughter, with extraordinary beauty, luxurious clothes and slaves everywhere. There is nothing to be dissatisfied with. However, the people and things around her seem to indicate that she will have an extraordinary experience. Finally, at the hundred flowers banquet where the emperor chose concubines, her fate began to reverse. In order to escape the woman who entered the palace to be the emperor, she finally fell into a bigger conspiracy and trap. ...
Introduction in the first half
She mysteriously crossed, but did not know that she had become herself in another time and space. She has a loose nature and is satisfied with the status quo. She only likes eating and sleeping. Unexpectedly, the hundred flowers banquet selected by the imperial concubine pushed her to the abyss of fate.
In the world of male supremacy and numerous wives and concubines, she was once spoiled and even more delusional about faithful love; Unexpectedly, after thousands of turns, it became a pawn in the power struggle.
After experiencing intrigue, betrayal and despair, she finally turned her heart into iron and made a plan to deceive the world. It is for this reason that she can be free. ...
Lower introduction
The sea of clouds in the water town is picturesque, but crouching tiger, hidden dragon and dangerous.
What shocking conspiracy is hidden in the rivers and lakes grievances that have been stirred up?
A Tencel brocade bears the hatred of three generations!
A Dragon Lake Autumn Banquet ended in prosperity, only to see blood shed!
She, with infinite heart, is calm and indifferent. I thought I was beyond right and wrong, but I didn't expect conspiracy calculation. Everything is related to myself! She lingered in tenderness and fled in madness. Passing through Qian Fan, she found that he had been kept in the dim light.
He, the man of the hour, suffers from love. For this reason, my feelings are gone, and my dreams are lingering. It used to be difficult for the ocean to touch water. I didn't expect to be recovered again, and my emotions were hard to suppress. Finally, I realized that I was weak in water, so I only took a ladle to drink.
In the face of ups and downs, she can't ignore it;
In order to save people's hearts, he set a tight encirclement.
Looking back suddenly, who is an indelible figure in whose heart?
Daughter of Shura who travels through time and space
The famous 19-year-old mafia boss was hurt by love, accidentally shot by a killer, reborn in a distant different time and space, and saw through the mean feelings in the world. Has a completely different hot and cold personality. Meet a mysterious person, learn the most ruthless martial arts, become the leader of a demon cult, and cause martial arts disasters ... amazing appearance, clever mind and vicious means. She, like a woman from Shura Hell, has bloodthirsty eyes and declares her ruthlessness. A ferocious devil. Love and hate, who is her true love?
Looking for a past life journey
I don't know if you have heard the saying: I want to know what happened in the past and what I have suffered in my life. Past career is the fruit of future generations. If you plant this cause, no matter how many times you experience reincarnation, you can't get rid of this result. How to resolve it? This may be a helpless and hard-to-resolve fate, but our cause is only to return to this world where you planted karma, find the source of fate and change it.
This business is free, and all I get is a tear from you.
Lonely and unrequited
Bai Yuting never believed that "a woman without talent is virtue".
She is the maid of Xiao Jing's Wang An, but her life is much more expensive than that of ordinary ladies.
Not by looks, but by brains smarter than men;
She doesn't need others to feel sorry for her mediocre appearance.
What she wants is a mind that can keep pace and compete with each other.
Therefore, even if that person is an enemy general, even if there are lies and conspiracies between them,
She still can't help being tempted by this man.
Section 1 Love
Envelope is stimulated by biological parents looking for relatives. He rushed out of the house and slammed the door from time to time. His soul traveled through different time and space and attached to Xia Zhiluo, the third princess of the Jinbi Dynasty. ......
Who knows that this goddess is by no means a kind person, and the whole thing is a monster that has been troubled for thousands of years. In order to get her husband's third prince, Prince Rui, Shangguan Xun, she did all kinds of immoral things, which will always be revealed to the world. I finally won Shangguan Xun's love in the envelope, but it's a pity that both sides didn't have time to say it. Envelope became a scapegoat for the bad things done by the former god Xia Zhiluo.
A wrong decisive battle prevented Shangguan from falling off the cliff to save. ......
The Red Dust in Fox's Plays
Preceding article
A fox came here to experience the emotional disaster in the rolling world of mortals. She looks beautiful, ethereal and ethereal, and her heart is clean, which attracts dignitaries to seek novelty.
Chang Lin, after a noble family, is the first handsome man. He is infatuated with Yang Lan's spirit heart, but he can't put down his figure and love her equally.
Dragon is free and talented in Wulin. He greedily enjoys the happiness of others, but he can't resist Yang Lan's various amorous feelings.
The noble three princes, after seeing all their beauty, lost themselves in her floating dust.
Let's look at a happy and confused fox, who fell in love unintentionally, and how to fight her pursuers.
About the story.
She is a fox. Ten years later, she came to the world of mortals again.
The world has its own rules of the game, and countless people manipulate it.
Chang Yu, a beautiful teenager, has the purest love in front of her beautiful innocence. How to choose between true love and close relatives?
Regent Chang Lin, the world is in power, and he never forgets old feelings. He is obsessed with her carefree soul. One is Jiangshan, and the other is a sweetheart. Where is he going?
Three princes, indifferent to themselves, countless concubines. He wants to hunt for the country with his beauty, but he can't let go of her style.
Dragon, the leader of Wulin, is free and determined, abandoning his wife and concubine just to look back and smile, for her peerless appearance! With all his heart, can he catch this peerless beauty?
In this chase mixed with conspiracy, let's see who is the ultimate hunter!
Facing this complicated person and vague feelings, how can she keep a sober and happy heart and a free body in this world?
Zheng chuanxia
She is a fox, reincarnated in the fox world for a hundred years, and came here to experience love robbery.
Chang Yu, a handsome boy, molested him, which was Yang Lan's greatest pleasure.
Chang Lin, a generation of outstanding figures, is close to him, and her heart is always full of joys and sorrows.
Three princes, indifferent to themselves, countless concubines. Always scared her, scared her.
The dragon is free, and this man is a little cold, but I don't like him getting too close!
Hey, what conspiracy? Are they so serious? How interesting
Are they the makers of the game rules? The heart does not move! Let you change color!
A golden bottle and a quiet moon.
Jin Zun You Yue 1: Longbaiyue, a flower-based woman, originally lived a frenzied life in Beijing, but she was dragged into the whirlpool of officialdom out of thin air-when the prime minister of the DPRK ordered her to seduce a Taoist priest, the four-product geisha Guan Zi, but when she waited for an opportunity to sneak into the boat of Zi Mian's adult and disturb Zi Mian's boring life, Longbaiyue gradually changed her original intention. She fell in love with this quiet but gentle handsome man, and finally got up the courage to follow him and escaped the pursuit of the prime minister. During the long adventure, they gradually got to know each other until their love was deep. At the same time, out of timidity about his own position, Long Baiyue resolutely washed away the lead, and in order to help Zi Mian explore her mysterious life experience, she stepped into the vast hall as a medical woman.
The palace wall is blocked, can the feelings of the two be the same as at the beginning? Is Zimian really the evil species of saints and fox demons? What poison will the sinister prime minister who wants to get rid of his son use?
"Jin Zun You Yue 2": Long Baiyue, who became a medical woman, was assigned to Cui Ying Hall in the cold palace as soon as she entered the palace, and met the mysterious and enchanting princess Yunyang, thus solving the mystery of Zi Mian's life experience. Knowing his mother's tragic fate, Zimian lost her way and disappeared after being demoted. At this time, the Northern Yan Army was under siege, and the country was in danger. The reappearance of Zimian opened the floodgate for the enemy in the offensive and defensive war in Beijing on the pretext of sending heavenly soldiers to defend the enemy.
The two men missed each other again. Long Baiyue was ordered to enter the Palace of Yan State, and learned that Zimian was already the Shi Tian of Yan State. In Yan Palace, Long Baiyue and Zi Mian reunited after a long separation, joined hands to fight against the violent prince, and finally they were able to fly away and live in seclusion. ...
Yunkuang
Liu Yunkuang is the only son of the Liu family, one of the nine great families in the world.
Handsome and charming, he is the first dude of Chu Jing.
But who knows, these boys who are not motivated are actually amazing super geniuses and one of the few martial arts experts in the world.
Who knows, this amazing smile, which is all over the world, turns hands into clouds and covers hands for rain to surprise people, will it be … her?
The elegance of the world is in hand, and the love of the world is the best!
Dressed in white, the ink is flying.
Looking back, I asked with a smile, who in the world can resist that man?
Yun Kuang: I have always understood that I have never been a good person. I am mean, insidious, cunning, and sometimes even unnatural. However, I want to tell you that in my heart, there is a place full of people I care about. They are people who really treat me well, think of me and pay for me. As long as they dedicate one day to me, I will never give up on them, even if it is against the whole world! As the name implies, people are really crazy, haha, and incredibly powerful. )
If you cherish each other
This book is an article with a unique perspective. During the Kangxi period of the Qing Dynasty, the heroine became Nian Gengyao, and she had an ambiguous and ups and downs of love and affection with May 4th, 13th, 14th, Boshuo and Wei Zifeng. A woman bought this man's "body" with a lifetime of happiness. Kangxi ordered her not to fall in love, get married, have children, or do anything that women do. She used to be a general, fighting for Kangxi and Qing Dynasty. However, love and affection cannot be stopped by an imperial edict. Yin Zhen is the person for whom she is determined to work; Huang Hongfa is the person she is destined to engrave in her heart; Yin Zhen is the person she has to hurt but can't bear to hurt; Boshuo is someone she feels guilty about but can't let go; Wei Zifeng is the person she should hate but is destined to owe her a lifetime. If you cherish each other, you will never regret it; Gone with the wind, gone with the wind ... (I have to say this woman is really fierce! )
Yue Ying Xie Heng
The modern soul was born in the house of an ancient general, and the heroine Zhan Yue traveled through time and space.
Open your eyes and you see the scene of stealing the sky? ! Her twin sister was replaced by a baby boy. From then on, she lost a sister and got a brother.
My brother who is not related by blood is actually unknown. What kind of waves will his departure and his return set off? No matter how resourceful you are, Zhan Yue just wants to keep his little happiness in this dispute ... childhood feelings, laughing and playing, I don't know when it will pass in the river of time; 12 dad who didn't go home suddenly appeared, which was also doomed to kick off troubled times; Zhan Qinghuan, the half-brother, and Wang Shen Molingliu, the ambitious, are involved in this emotional whirlpool and are mired in the mire ... The political battlefield is full of contradictions and the emotional world is full of love. What kind of fate will everyone's choice bring? What is the ultimate fate of the heroine?
The more the better.
Being reincarnated in ancient time and space, I thought I could finally be a Mi Chong with peace of mind, but I didn't expect to be a mom and dad, so I had to work hard on my own.
"Gold, houses, shops, children, handsome men! The more the better! "
"What did you say!" Someone is on the edge of the hurricane.
"Ha ha!" Smiling guiltily, "My body is' my husband only needs a good one'."
Rape the princess
Qin You, who is determined to be an "extraordinary woman", is finally determined to be a "bad woman" that will be remembered for thousands of years after being influenced by a lot of TV, novels and historical materials.
But before she started planning, God played a joke on her: she died unexpectedly before she died!
After all, it would be nice to bring her back to life. Unexpectedly, Ji Yun, an immortal from the upper bound, went through the back door and played a game of "dressing up" with her, which led her to an ancient dynasty that knew neither history nor future. The most terrible thing is that this woman is still a "Queen Shu Fei" who is strongly envied by 3,000 powders and makeup!
All right! Anyway, I'm going to be a bad woman, and now I'm just promoted from an ordinary bad woman to a royal prostitute. Let her see whose title is "the best prostitute of the century"!
The moon is in the cloister-the crescent moon is like a hook.
In my prime, I will burp and fart. She cried and said, give her back her great youth! Therefore, there is too much youth.
Seven-year-old children, when they still need someone to take care of them, will become a nanny for younger children ... 5 ~ I remembered Kuang's sentence-find a person with the same psychological age who thinks she is too young and a person with the same physiological age who thinks she is too old ... how can she fall in love without this seven-year-old body ~!
Duhanzi
An orphan in a previous life, an abandoned child in this life, what kind of personality will she have, what kind of life will she have ... Who can get her heart if she is so indifferent?
Dump Leng Yue.
She was born in the royal family, but she didn't want to be a white lotus in the jade garden. She just wants to be a snow-capped snow lotus in the wind.
He is the son of Houfu, but he regards wealth and fame as dirt and is indifferent to the noble white clouds in the sky.
He is the first general of the imperial dynasty, with extraordinary heroism and lofty sentiments: wherever Long Yuanjian goes, there will be wars, and under his protection, the imperial dynasty will prosper unprecedentedly!
She and he, the osmanthus tree, are always in front of us, but they have the feelings of uncles and sisters, and they have the comment on "Seeing each other late". Is everything a mirage?
She and he were married by the emperor, but from birth to death, do they have a chance to live forever?
A bloody jade will never regret it, a person will never forget it when he walks around the world of mortals, and a rich man will always regret it.
Has Xuelian been left behind all her life, and I don't know where she has gone?
Is that white cloud a lifelong concern, and I don't know where the sweet soul depends?
That's not a sword in a lifetime. Don't you know what to regret?
Instantly change souls into ancient and modern times
A materialist who doesn't believe in ghosts and gods in the world was forced to die twice because of God's mistake and had to leave the original time and space to become the daughter of a rich family. In this life, she just wants to be an ordinary person, live in peace, and don't die a third time for no reason. But can people who have died twice be ordinary? Can an unlovable young lady from a prominent family be safe all her life?
Life is changeable, and things are unpredictable. She met Lang Mei, whose eyes were connected, her face was like a crown jade, and her talent was extraordinary. The cunning Liang was filial. ......
They all have distinguished life experiences, some are at arm's length, some refuse to get married in the class, and some are gentle guardians. Who is sincere? Who is hypocritical? Who are the lovers who can truly trust each other?
The female host has high martial arts. Even the man is no match for her. She has her own opinions and advocates freedom. Finally, she and the male protagonist got together and were very happy.
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