Tell me a joke and give me a smile.

Last night, I stepped on a viper and it turned around and bit me. It was not long before.

The snake twitched all over, foamed at the mouth and died in the blink of an eye.

I spit at him and disdainfully said to him, "I have been drinking melamine milk and eating white flour since I was a child."

Fried dough sticks in trenches, red-hearted duck eggs pickled in Sudan, artificial eggs made of chemicals.

Contraceptive pills are given to eel, hormone chicken, pork with water and braised pork soaked in formalin.

Moon cakes made of aged ingredients, liquor rich in methanol, and cigarettes with excessive heavy metals.

Drinking heavily polluted water, anti-counterfeiting vaccine since childhood. I'm already immune to poison.

How dare you bite me! You're dying! "